Once Upon a Time there was a liar; an honest to goodness, delusional, celebrity stalking liar. I wasn't aware of it but supposedly HS reran his interview with the pickle. Last night we veered off the track of another depressing tale of a fame-seeking "author" and her fame-seeking attorney to relive some of our favorite lies of January 2, the interview and beyond.
It's long, I know, but trying to narrow this down to just a list of the lies, all the snark and comedy from a group of clever fans would have been lost. There are a few minor deletions due to side comments covering more than one topic; you can see the entire thing unfold in yesterday's blog comments.
This is how it started:
Polly Graf said...
Howard Stern re-ran Buddy's interview today?? Plus he did the interview with FOF and has two more pending.
He is beside himself over the fact he has more interviews right now than Clay does.
5:27 PM
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Truth Rules said...
Whatever happened to that Fox interview? And the other 2 or 3 porn videos he was contracted to film?
He calls HS "friend" and HS didn't remember his name when he had PH on a few weeks back.
We have ourselves a jealous queen...having a temper tantrum because his name is fading into obscurity. He'll never get the acknowledgement he desires.
7:21 PM
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Anonymous said...
Early into the spewage from pickle he talked on PH about how he "imagined and dreamed" of he and CA and pickle would be a stay at home husband and greet CA when he got home from his red carpet day.
NO JOKE, I have screen shots of it and it was pickle!
BIG TIME STALKER!
7:50 PM
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So here are our other favorite lies:
"I don't want to disappoint anybody".
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Several "Clay told me only" statements from pickle which were really official annoucements or in every clack video or daily news thing.
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Clay has a tendency to gain weight while on tour because he doesn't have a chance to work out. BWAH!
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He has assets and owned property in FL! His a$$ is his only asset. He owns nothing except a lousy credit rating and a mountain of debt. Of course, you could always count his bankruptcy, eviction, foreclosure and two near foreclosures!
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IT didn't hurt. Actually that's true because IT didn't happen.
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01/02/06 CA first came from his mothers' house in which 25 people + were staying and went to meet him, then it changed to CA renting a car in NC and meeting him at a cheap ass hotel. Then it changed to coming from the airport and meeting him at the cheap ass hotel and CA who lived in NC most of his life didn't know where Dunn was or the hotel. Then first he didn't see CA new car, then he did, then it was the rent-a-car then it went back to CA new Mercedes and he said he saw the new navigation program on CA new Mercedes although it was still at this point his rent-a-car.
Then there is the dreaded lube in the hotel. It wasn't there, then it was, then CA brought some, then it was pickle who brought it.
Then there is the kissing thing. On HS, pickle said CA did not kiss him AT all, then on the porn speaks interview he did and "pleasured" pickle also.
I'm tired on typing!!!
**Equalizer Note: Some things are better left almost in their entirity
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He started the rent-a-car crap when we said CA was in NYC, which he was.
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yeahthat said...
I remember the one about the "happily ever after" moments at the house.
Let's see, my funniest one...oh, I know...the one where he said he had sex with Clay. Yep...that has to be the funniest shit I ever heard.
9:05 PM
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1/02/06 JP could see Clay's eyes clearly through the car window at 5:30pm. Did Clay have a floodlight shining on his face inside the car?
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Anonymous said...
It's pitch black at about 4:30p in the East in Jan and dang cold. According to Pickle CA didn't have a coat on but a sweater.
9:09 PM
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Quarter turns? Did anyone else picture Clay having to ask somebody what that meant and then choking on his Krispy Kreme when he found out?
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Clay needed directions?
Why would Clay need directions to Garner anyway? He's been there many times and his family owns a business right down the street from the hotel.
Anonymous said...
It's PaulAss who needs directions...how to get his head outta his a$$!
9:28 PM
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Anonymous said...
Also,
Pickle said CA was very active with dozens of dudes during this last Christmas tour yet on his blog of recent said CA hadn't got any in six months and was "ready" to get it.
I can concur the magic lube thing. First there wasn't any then the magic lube bottle first, then jar, then back to a small bottle appears with CA finger prints all over it.
9:30 PM
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According to JP's blog Thom Yorke is Clay Aiken...or so he thought when he posted the Yorke pic.
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JP claimed there was a tryst between Corey and Clay after he sang the National Anthem at the Durham Bulls game before Final 3 Night on AI2 when he, Ruben and Kim Locke went home. Corey is really JP's boyfriend and has been for at least a couple of years..so we've been told.
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JP claimed there was a tryst between Tim (real porn star) and Clay after he sang the National Anthem at the Durham Bulls game before Final 3 Night on AI2 when he, Ruben and Kim Locke went home. Tim was stalked by JP before he stalked Clay...so we've been told.
**Equalizer Note: Ever wonder how one skinny white boy can have 2 trysts in the same time frame while his every step was mapped ahead of time and while AI cameras and crew were glued to him filming his every move at the near 30 places he had to be? Since, according to JP, Clay is a 90 minute man he would have to be missing for 3 hours. Did the AI jet use their beacon lights and radar to find him and get his shapely little round ass back on board in time?
**Note to JP: Get better script writers for your next celebrity target.
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Anonymous said...
PaulAss has to excuse Clay's rudeness in leaving so abruptly after his "bonding" experience with PP. Clay had been having dinner with friends and excused himself to drive down to Garner to screw PaulAss! He was in a rush to get back before the dessert course so that his friends wouldn't realize he was missing!
9:45 PM
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Anonymous said...
Do you remember that photo he had of CA at his laptop in a tux at a mirror, the caption read "CA cruising on the sex websites". It was a publicity shot that TV Guide shot, the Laptop wasn't even on!
9:45 PM
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Clay is ValleyPrettyBoy????
In the posts on "I Probably Hate You" the guy who said he made up all the VPB thing said that on the description of VPB originally it said he liked to be dominated by large men especially jewish men.
**Equalizer Note: Somebody made it up, used it and it wasn't Clay? Damn! JP, quit listening to Perez, will ya. He makes up shit in order to get hits.
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JP knows for a fact that those webcams are Clay Aiken! So how come WSCA was able to do an overlay with above pic of Thom Yorke and show where a couple of Clay's features were added in? Dumbass or whomever did it for him didn't even remove the shadow of the glasses nor the mustache and left Yorke's nose and ears.
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JP has copies of IMs and Emails from Clay using S/Ns VPB and Revnoles (I thought VPB was the guy above and Revnoles is really, Oh..Hello, Groucho! Pretending to be Clay again?).
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Anonymous said...
I've got a couple of things to add to the list of - do you remember...
Have any of you ever traded emails with someone as fast as PP and "Clay" did? In one minute, received, read, and responded...more than once?
Have any of you ever used IM and NEVER both typed at the same time, so your convo overlaps?
More on this lie
Anonymous said...
I have IMed with the man. I know what IMs look like. They don't look like the ones he posted, I can assure you.
And MORE on that Subject: WSCA busted the IMs and showed why and how they were fake and as she says..."Ding, Ding! We have a liar!
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Good FBI work, hope I never get
cought in a lie around you guys.
John Dumbass..you been outed.
I hate JP and all the others that are making CA's life hurt.
Such is the life of a dilusional liar...stack lie upon lie, sprinkle liberally with a couple Bible verses, some "God Blesses" and keep telling yourself that you are entitled to a better life. Cover the whole stink with Renuzit and you're good to go.
Great blog! I LMAO reading it. I remember so many of those little slips that JP made. As Bugs says, 'What a maroon"!
"What a maroon" is right.
At first I was pissed that Buddy was back until I realized that this means
1. he's so jealous of the attention JH is getting in mainstream press it's eating him alive.
2. he's still jobless, sitting in his crappy little trailer with his renuzit.
3. he'll make himself look even nuttier than he already has to Clay lovers AND hatahs.
So, Buddy, go right and hang yourself. I want to be there to see your buggy eyes totally pop out of your head.
NOTHING will stop The Aiken.
I spitted out my coke ready these!
How funny and how pathetic they really are!!
ROFLMAO
Maybe Groucho and he hooked up!
They can be the dumbasses squared!
We can call them the D2's
I like the fact the retractions are starting on the book chick lawsuit, means CA lawyers are on it!
Not to be confused with R2D2 which was an intelligent machine programmed by brilliant engineers. JP was programmed by Willy Wanger who only gave him 2 functions:
1. Open your mouth and a lie comes out
2. Bend over and say, "Ahhhhhhhh"
Did you see the new blog today from CA? The media blitz is about to occur.
I saw that WRU! Seeing him on my TV can't come SOON enough. *Soon is no longer a dirty word is it?*
What retractions on the book? I have been away all day.
This blog is a riot..
Maggi
Clay Blogs: Get Ready for the ATDW Blitz, 2007 Tour
Clay blogged today on the fanclub to get us ready for the ATDW media blitz which will include TV/Radio appearances, magazine articles and several symphony concerts (not a full tour). However, Clay also seemed to indicate that there would be no tour until 2007 (he used the work 'soon'... we know what that word means, right??) -- so get ready for a new tour next Spring.
In addition, Clay confirmed that he wouldn't be appearing on Good Morning America September 1st. The spot opened up several weeks ago and rumours immediately began swirling about a 3rd Clay-GMA Appearance. But don't give up hope-- Clay also said he would like to visit GMA & "honourary Claymate" 'closer to the CD release date'.
you know I am so over this shit with JP, I don't even think about it anymore...but OC you got me hooked on this darn blog, I love it girlfriend, keep up the good work....I love coming here to read after a crappy day at work.
BTW, I work 10 minutes away from Greenberg Traurig in Atlanta Polly so feel free to let me know anything you need to send Uncle Jess.
Maggi, there were some Yahoo Alerts that some got earlier but I didn't. Polly Graf has some info at the bottom of the comments of the previous blog.
Does JP EVER shut up??? I was searching Clay in the technorati blogs( a blog search thing) and his blog shows, what, 6 posts/blogs in 1 day? more? Does he think anyone still listens to him?
all these stories of people sending him stuff about clay. why? they could get tabloid stories too!
Nope... not buying it...never did.
I am sooooooo tired of all of it. Not just JP, Kelly fans(some of them have been on a real tear as of late.) antifans everywhere. I'd just like to enjoy my clay time in peace. Is that too much to ask?
anon 7:56:
No he never shuts up, he has nothing better to do to imagine all this crap up and spew it.
By now though, everyone knows he is a f**king liar and stalker if they didn't before.
Anon, that's what we all want. We want to be able to enjoy Clay without the bullshit. But as long as people are willing to prostitute themselves and as long as maroons continue to buy the shit thinking it's true, we've got to keep plugging away to keep the facts out there.
Some say where there' smoke there's fire and, in this case, where there's smoke theres a heaping pile of dung. The stink coming off that pile is something nobody should be exposed to.
WRU.. Bwahahaha
I literally go by that exit every single day to work, have no problem making a cake and taking to Jess.
Maybe I will take all those lovely threats too!
:)
Bringing this over from the other blog comments.
Polly Graf said...
AP via Yahoo News -
"RALEIGH, N.C. - The wording of an Aug. 7 Associated Press story about author Jeannie Holleman's lawsuit against former "American Idol" singer Clay Aiken left unclear whether Holleman might have lived with Aiken and his mother. She did not. Holleman said she was a friend and neighbor of a Raleigh family that took in Aiken's mother, Faye Parker, and her young son when Parker left her abusive husband." Also -
AP via Yahoo Asia News
Stamford Advocate
4:44 PM
Oh Crap- You should have thought twice about posting stuff on your blog about me. I did go away and in fact stopped posting everywhere. Then you and the other Claymates start crap about me again. Don't you ever learn. I have nothing to lose. I can and will say whatever I want and not have to worry about Clay suing. He will NEVER do it.
Turdball is sending Clay a warning, that he would love nothing more than for Clay to lie about the two of them, he advises Clay to settle with Jeannie Holloman, that obstinance would be Clay's downfall, and to remember the towel.
Didn't he confess to a writer that the National Enquirer made up the story, including the DNA evidence?
He said that the NE made up 1/2 including the washcloth
LOL! Could I ask a question? What are "maroons?" Are those tainted pickles stuck on a deserted island? Sounds good to me! Maybe they once were "morons" before the exposure to Purple Pickle. LMAO!
I found a few things at CDD today that should put a smile on our faces. Clay is still in the news: #17 on Lycos - up from #32 last week - 161 weeks straight! #1 on Promosquad after only 10 days. Mentioned on ET Canada last night. Mentioned in the Atlanta Journal. Mentioned on MSNBC weekly quiz. The great Lumino Magazine article. Retractions in at least 4 articles about the law suit.
Things are looking rather good, I think. Let's continue to give it to the maroons!
You were still posting on Tinfoil and there were only a few mentions of you on the blog when you came back and there were 100 comments I didn't let through so kiss my ass you meely-mouthed fuck.
LOL - Maroons comes from a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
It meanns Moron.
Threating us again JP and I will have your ass in court before the end of the week!
Uncle Jess will see to it!
Here ya go:
http://blogs.usatoday.com/idolchatter/2006/08/idol_sales_repo.html
Heh! I noticed all the technorati posts too. Did the pickle get tired of playing with the pickle today and had to find something else to do with his hands?
Or did he get upset about a little something he read? Or, maybe, he just liked rehashing his lies to make them look like new lies?
I guess he doesn't realize that the National Enquirer called him a liar in their last encounter. Will they be calling him again?
I'm waiting on the info. on the timeline. Can't wait to see Clay's lawyers wipe the floor with his sorry ass.
That cannot possibly be Buddy that posted that. Not one typo or grammatical error other than a missed question mark.
This blog was begun because of you, turdball, as a part of your infamy. lol! You're the funniest thing to hit the Claynation in 3 yrs. We will stay as long as you do. We even gave you the benefit of the doubt when you decided to "call it quits", right in the middle of a new expose' on Clay. How'd that go, anyway? Anything you'd like to share about your sudden departure? We even gave you a going away party, of sorts, wished you well and hoped you'd find happiness.
But again you lied. Now you're back and the gloves are off.
Clay has already told us where he stands with you. You're either too dumb to see it or seeing it requires you to do something. I doubt that will happen, not from a coward like you.
We will continue to say whatever we feel like and there's nothing you can do about it. You can't intimidate us. You will do whatever you want and so will we!
Thanks for dropping by, maroon! lol!
ahahahahahaha!!! Jp has to go looking for attention!!!! I bet he googles himself!!! JP you truly are an asswipe!! He neeeds this attention! we are all nicely commenting and pickle has to butt in. NO ONE CARES! NO ONE LISTENS TO YOU!!!! Oh god that is sooo funny.
Polly and everyone, you crack me up.
This is priceless from gerkins blog:
At 10:50 PM, Anonymous said...
John, why don't you and Jeannie Holleman get together and get a booth to set up in front of the symphony halls Clay will be singing at. You can sell your DVD at the same time as Jeannie sells her book. Maybe you can do a special promotion like you know, buy the DVD and get the book for $1.00 or vice versa.
Be sure to get some long johns though because it can get cold standing outside and we wouldn't want your little purple pecker turning blue from the cold now would we?
If you do decide to sue Clay then you should get the same lawyer as JH. I understand that she is a lesbian and an activist. Actually, come to think about it why don't the two of you get together and and launch a class action suit. You know, you just may get a discount from the lawyer.
Better yet, maybe the lawyer will give you a discount if you sell her book at the stand along with your DVD and Jeannie Hollemans book.
The possibilites for you to make money and get fame are endless.
Who is Jess Rosen?
And John PaulASS go back to your cesspool, you piece of filth.
LOL...confuse the hell outta me!
Even Star Magazine is beginning to fall in love with the hot sexy man Clay Aiken.
I'm not going to buy their piece of crap paper, but they sure are using the pretty pictures to make it look nice.
John Paulus said...
BTW- I do have grounds for a lawsuit and I think even Clay would be shocked at what it's for. Let's just say Clay has a contractual obligation with me that I have in writing from him that even he may have overlook. If I went forward with the suit Clay would have to admit to having met me and that the IM's and Emails were indeed orginated by him otherwise he will have perjured himself. If Clay's attorney's are reading this, I am sure they are going to go crazy learning this new information. It's just a matter of when I file the suit and here's another hint... this type of suit can't be dismissed."
OK, gals, this is breaking news! What could it be? You don't contract from Manhunt to IM someone. You don't contract to use the services on an Internet whore. You don't contract to use Yahoo Messenger.
I have an idea. Could it have something to do with $30,000? Bingo! And now we know why those two emails on the 21st and 29th sounded so business-like.
This thing was about revenge. And I bet Buddy did get an official FU!
Err?
Refresh my elderly, fat, ugly, claymate mind please?
Ok, Polly, now I'm really confused about the $30,000 thing?
Was he trying to sell tape over his mouth that he wouldn't come out with his fairytale if he got paid? Huh?
Of course he won't sue you, asswipe. You're not important to him in the general scheme of things. His team looks at you as a mentally ill stalker. Besides, you're penniless. You've got nothing to lose. Your credit already stinks and has for years, just in case you thought to blame it on the fans. And don't go blaming your bankruptcy on this Anthony Harrison dude. Nobody assumes someone else's identity just to declare bankruptcy. It's your signature on the documents. Of course, if you'd rather not talk about that, we could discuss your eviction, foreclosure, 2 near foreclosures and your failed "s" corporations.
Good Lord, Buddy is a Fu##ing nutcase. Bring it on Asshol$, bring it. The record proves, you ain't got nothing. Nothing, it's lies, all lies. You're just a big ol' joke!
Who would want to be a pickle?
He would have to cut off his dick and balls since the original has none!
HUH?????
Good job on this job. Oh and JP put up or shit the 'F up asshole. It's been 8 months..you got nothing.
Clay rules!!!!
Aw, Buddy sounds upset. What, did Clay promise to marry you and set you up in the mansion? Did he promise to pay off all your bills and buy you a new car? Introduce you to his contacts so that you could become a celebrity? Maybe he was going to get you a recording contract, so that you could become the next KFed? I'm sure it's because he's been busy that he's overlooked these things.
Did Clay have to sign on the dotted line for the privilege of plugging his A-hole? After one "date", Buddy's already looking for palimony?
What a piece of crap. Come to the concert at Alltel tomorrow night asshole..............the rednecks will eat you alive. Long live Kenny and Clay! Yea, buddy we're in your backyard.........you ain't got nothing.
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
THUNDER !!!!!
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
THUNDER !!!!!
BITCHFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
JP has really lost his mind. What a lying piece of shit. WTF?
He didn't have the guts to go to Kelly's concert because he didn't want to face Clay. He lied about being in Charlotte on the lake. He was in town the whole time.
Bitch fight is right! JP, you're so not important...............Clay wins, you don't exist. Yea baby, you never will be close to him, and yes, I am.
Wanna know what he sang at his Uncle Don's wedding????? I do and you asswipe don't.
Oh hell NO. Not one of the gay communties in the area Charlotte or Raleigh has ever discussed Clay. I know, I know. JP is such a fraud! Right JP, they don't even care about him. It's all in your dreams!
Just like Buddy to hit and run! You pickled chicken shit! You want to be like a woman and can't cut the mustard with the real thing.
Wouldn't surprise me if it was one of those chicken sh@ts he hangs out with either quite frankly.
Did we get an explanation on the $30,000?
Was it the cost for gerkins labotomy or his castration?
Well, there went my coffee, Wombats.
I have a feeling JP does have some e-mails, maybe. But, it would be about real estate. Lord, I hope Clay's lawyers put him out of his misery - lock him up in an aSSylum where the nutmates swap their tall tales back and forth till the cows come home. Let's hope the cows run away from home.
The cows would run away from him shouting:
THE PICKLE IS COMING!
THE PICKLE IS COMING!
THE PICKLE IS COMING!
LOL... WRU I accidentally deleted your comment...but, yeah! Maybe we should use a punctuation code for when you're going to make a funny. That one took me by surprise.
Buddy's latest blog -
Clay Secretly Performs in Mass
Last month Clay Aiken performed in Massachusetts at a small venue where it was advertised only in the local paper. Tickets sold for $12.00. Why would Clay Aiken perform in such a small venue? Why was it only advertised in the local Massachusetts paper? I have my own theory. I believe it was a way for Clay to gauge the appeal of his new CD and I further think that its poor reception was instrumental in Team Clay's decision not to schedule any concerts. Claymates your investigation division is faltering."
I guess all the Mass Claymates have disappeared. Could any event involving CA, advertised in the local paper, been overlooked by the fans and not spread all over the Internet? I don't think so. Could it have been a Clay Aiken impersonator? Possibly. And behind door # 3, is it another lie? Bingo!
We know Clay was at home over the 4th. We also know he flew to LA on the 5th. For how long, we don't know, but he did a photo shoot in LA on the 24th. Since we don't know his daily schedule, I suppose it's possible he flew to Mass to do a secret concert, but highly unlikely.
I wonder if it was Boston??
Maybe charity related?
I would imagine Clay has done a few little concerts for certain FUND RAISING EVENTS that we don't know about after Pickle fucked up the one in Florida by goading people into sending lies through email....(break the law much, asswipe). Spin, spin, spin.
Oh, and I would imagine he'll get his for that. I'll call Sheriff Joe tomorrow to make sure Bubba has his torture kit ready.... any day now, Lil Buddy!
It appears JP has reopened all his old blogs for perusal.
What an asshole.
http://feastoffools.net/1podcastfiles/2006/fof-365-2006-08-11.mp3
Link to pickle's FoF interview.
Rehash of the same ole, same ole.
YAWNER
That's ok, Anon. He's got nothing to do but talk to himself. He still can't get Clay's attention so he wants to badger us as much as he can. Must make him feel closer to his fantasy somehow.
The least this station could have done was played Quality Inn with a Soooofa
Anybody know what station this originates from?
FOF is an on-line podcast.
http://www.feastoffools.net/
Another retraction -
Setting it right
Newsmakers
Aiken lawsuit - The wording of an Associated Press story about author Jeannie Holleman's lawsuit against former "American Idol" singer Clay Aiken left unclear whether Holleman might have lived with Aiken and his mother. She did not. Holleman said she was a friend and neighbor of a Raleigh, N.C., family that took in Aiken's mother, Faye Parker, and her young son when Parker left her abusive husband. The item appeared in Tuesday's Pantagraph. [From Central Illinois]
Now PaulAss is writing a book, My Life Beyond Clay Aiken. He's so desperate to meet Clay, he's doing this so he can get sued just like JH.
FeastofFools said Asswipe acted like a woman scorned.
Feast of Fools is some kind of pod cast set up. I have no idea how pod casts work, how they are broadcast and who has access to things that are aired there. Can anyone fill us in on that?
As for pickle reopening all his old blogs, that seals it for me. The man has no intention of EVER going away, he keeps everything for "future use" and he is undeniably certifiably insane.
Hey asswipe... yeah YOU. You keep saying you are going to sue Clay, but some of us know what you really want. You want Clay to sue you so you can be more famous, take your life beyond your tired old blog.
Clay won't ever sue you - obviously. For one thing, you've got NOTHING. For another, he doesn't need you to say a word to prove your story is a lie because there are plenty of people that know already. Lastly - For Clay to claim that your lies have cost him money, he would have to prove that they have. They haven't because your actions for over half a year mean absolutely nothing as far as what fans will spend.
Do you get it yet, PP? You are nothing but a topic for a bunch of "loser, fat, old Claymates" to talk about online. That's where it ends.
PS - I'm still waiting for the legal papers to be served at my door with "Claymate" filled in the blank. That was good for a laugh though, so thanks.
LOL... Paulus and friends up to their old tricks of writing to themselves pretending to be Clay's fans.
If he saved all the stuff from his previous blogs, he NEVER intended to go away which is what I figured. Now it's the diversionary tactic to take the focus away from the fact that he freaking mirrored his whole tale on the Lance/Reichen true story.
Doesn't matter what you do, John, Clay will still not speak your name.
Clay won't have to sue him.
Just posting more questions/holes here.
Didn't PP's sister report that she saw VPB pop up on her brother's screen with a message around Christmas, or was it after? Was that an email alert or VPB logging onto Yahoo, because Revnoles was the Yahoo name, right? Why would someone that has your name in Yahoo IM send and email to your "hookup" email instead of an "offline" IM in Yahoo? What exactly was that message from "Clay" on that date? PP never posted that one that I remember or the "thank you's" that he sent "Clay" after Jan 2. I do remember PP saying that he was upset that "Clay" deleted his thank you's." How did he know that "Clay" deleted them?
Anybody got the screen print of Paulus fighting with himself and forgetting to change the screen name? Maybe they'd like to see that. Bwaha
Anon at 12:37, since none of that stuff happened I can't answer. I'm clueless. My guess is that little sis didn't get her story straight as to which was the IM screen name and which was a gay site screen name. There stories didn't match..she blew the script.
I didn't save that one, but I do remember it and saw the link posted on PH. I also remember PP's response to that... something about how he was trying to quote someone else before he posted his response. The problem was, that post by itself wasn't in his blog thread. (watch, now he'll say that it was an email!) roflmao
or an IM
Their stories didn't match..she blew the script.
12:44 AM
I listened to her interview way after all of this started, but I think she went with the first script - That JP had grounds to sue for sexual harassment. He spouted that at one time on his blog, then moved onto suing Claymates for threatening him. Oh, and don't forget he threatened to sue Jerome, if Jerome ever touched him... am I missing anyone?
Sue Clay
Sue Claymates
Sue Jerome
He still can't find an excuse to sue after 8 months?... Or make that a lawyer to take his fabricated case.
Buddy is trying to force Clay to sue him, because he knows he can't sue Clay, 'cos he's got NOTHING. He'd be laughed out of a courtroom and right back to Dunn with his flimsy "proof." Buddy wants the Raleigh gay community to think he's now a somebody, instead of the NOBODY they know him to be. Buddy thinks that claiming he was boinked by a celebrity would make him a celebrity. It won't. It makes him a famewhore wannabe.
The so-called DNA evidence was fabricated by the National Enquirer. Not only did Buddy slip up there, and this is well documented, but there is other evidence that proves his towel evidence is phony. We'll let him guess what that other evidence is. That isn't the only proof we've got that his entire story is fabricated. In due time, Buddy.
Polly Graf 10:47,
I don't believe Clay played at a small venue in Mass. unless it was something for charity. Buddy didn't mention the city or the paper. Why??? Because it could be checked out. There are fans who live in different parts of the state.
JP is the underbelly of the internet and we found it - ecck
Seems like you guys had fun though
last night. Is that FeistofFools a gay porno site? What they wrote is totally disgusting, guess that is what they were going for, that is what JP is going for - do you think they would even be interested in the truth?
Well, I'd copy all his but it would be a waste of time because they are all HIM.
I won't agree that we are powerless but I was so hoping that he'd found another hobby when he lied about backing out...but he didn't.
Luv, he doesn't need to copy all this stuff; it's right here.
I was tired last night but after a cup of coffee that I actually got to drink (without anyone making me spew from laughter), I realized that it totally went over my head about Buddy opening all his blogs.. displaying the same ole crap... Rearranging his houses again?....perhaps visitors coming again?
He did this before when the MSNBC lady was invited over. He cleared his incriminating criminal crap outta there and left some posts which were actually his playing all the parts but the MSNBC lady tagged him and NE followed suit and Brogan did as well when he did his article.
Things that make you go hmmmmmmm
I'm surprised that the rich fans of Clay hasn't sued Paulus by now. At least I think they can do it. Might be interesting to clear the air once and for all. Someone who has VERY DEEP pockets that can hold out for 5 years or more. Clay can remain quiet but that doesn't mean his fans have to be quiet! In a courtroom things might get a breath of fresh air!
I think we need to ignore Buddy. Keep an eye on him and document everything. Clays lawyers are doing that but we can help too. Several of you have done a great job the last few months and I thank you for that. Please keep up the good work.
We probably could make a few waves in a Court of Law where he is concerned but is he really worth it? Nahhhhhh!
Buddy has spent 8 months proving that there are some really sad creatures on this planet who think that being famous somehow makes them special. As long as lazy and gossipy media takes the word of a known liar and nutcase over a decent human being's proven track record then I guess we have to live with it.
Like a couple of wise co-hors have mentioned it's time to focus on other things. There simply is no help for Paulus. He can't be reasoned with because he doesn't have the power of reasoning, he can't be appealed to because he doesn't understand human decency, and any compromise we could present to him, he'd renege on and somehow say it's "our" fault. He's been there, done that more than once as we know.
I say we follow the lead of those wise co-hors (without letting our guard down) and give the little guy our collective middle finger one more time. There's been a major typhoon in China and people will need our help again.
John, you are so insignificant when compared to this type of tragedy.
Paulus just needs to wake up and get a real job instead of hoping for his ship to come in. It seems like his life has been in the crapper since he got the bright idea to force the military to let him out of his obligations so he wouldn't have to leave his boyfriend. What a baby. Grow up, get a job, move out of mama's house and quit blaming everyone else for your bad judgment.
Anon at 9:16 and anyone else who may misunderstand, I just want to clear up something. I'm not giving up this fight to keep the truth out there but we've been poking fun at the pickle for a couple of days because he had the audacity to re-emerge to ride the wave of Clay's publicity as this frivelous lawsuit is a ploy to ride the same wave.
I have no doubt that these people will get exactly what they deserve and I'll be the first to laugh my ass off. I'm not averse to anyone wanting to take this yellow-bellied sap sucker on in Court but others may be. Clay has started the ball rolling and I honestly believe that his statement was all-inclusive to those who have been involved in this smear campaign. It's been hinted at right here that sumpin is up and I'm anxious to see.
Actually, I'm freaking wringing my hands to see. Will Anatomy spill what they've uncovered? Anxious to see that too and hope they do it soon.
I too look forward to the results of Anatomy's efforts. You can tell something wonderful is about to happen Dave.
I told you I thought Buddy was beside himself when he learned his interview had been re-run on HS. Coupled with FOF, all in the same day, well, time to welcome new visitors to his site!
As I scanned through his old crap, something caught my eye. Is this something that has been added or was it there all along? I've searched my docs and can't find it.
A new character has been inserted in even more "narrative" placed into the Jan. 2nd IM. Too much narrative in this slash fic to suit me, which is hearsay and isn't evidence and wouldn't be allowed in court.
"My mother is home and he is staying with his mother. I have not told anyone about my past communications with Clay except for my friend Eddie. Eddie is a very successful 24 year old business owner. He is a very trusted friend and someone that I can confide in. I tell Eddie that Clay is looking for a discreet relationship and explain that at a minimum I would welcome a friendship with him. I further tell Eddie that I would have to see if there was "something" there for me to be involved romantically with Clay. I would NEVER date someone based on who they are or what they had."
No IMs or emails from "Eddie" to verify this new twist, but obviously Eddie gave his permission for Buddy to head out to Garner.
Where the hell did Eddie come from?
Haha, Polly! I hadn't even read your whole comment. Yep, Eddie sticks out like that turd in the punchbowl. He's been ghosting all this time; was his name in code before and we just didn't see it? Check those capital letters in previous copies to see if we missed the code. Maybe it was the second letter of the first five words in the longest part of his make believe IMs.
eddie??? who the hell is EDDIE??? what a DUMBASS!!!!
Anybody see that JP reposted a bunch of his old blogs of refried MESS? I'm sure Terry Goldman will love that his shit is exposed again.
For documentation about the one who wishes Clay well. Someone posted if this were to ever proven to be true, that Clay would sue is silly ass. After all, he stated it right here. That has been his goal. Remember this? http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5755/3180/1600/jppost.jpg
John Paulus said...
Buddy, why do you say this in your IM to him then?
jonahcruise: There is no reason for you to apologize to me. I really am truly sorry. I would never want you to feel pressured. You have enough on your plate. Good luck and I do pray that we can someday be friends at a minimum. Take care and most of all God Bless.
Another lazy and foolish Claymate. I answered that question above. Try reading the tread.
BTW, I sense a lot of fear in the Claymates. I think they are coming to the realization that I and others have had more of an impact on Clay's diminishing career than they realized.
2:02 PM
Which was the whole premise of JP's and the others lies...to destroy Clay's career....
JP AND HIS BAND OF HATE MONGERS SCUMS OF THE EARTH!!!!
Are you Eddie?
Sure, Buddy would NEVER date soomeone based upon who they were or what they had. Yup, I believe that one.
After all, he isn't attracted to Clay because Clay's cute, funny, mega-talented and rich and lives in a mansion in Buddy's hometown. He certainly isn't going after Clay because of Clay's connections in the Industry, people who could set Buddy up with his own gig. It certainly wouldn't be either that Buddy could show the Raleigh gay community that he isn't the worthless piece of garbage they think he is. After all, why would Clay be with Buddy unless Buddy had certain redeeming qualities, isn't that right? Don't know what they are, but I'm sure Buddy will think of something. No, he's attracted to Clay because of who Clay is, or was, until Buddy couldn't get his attention and then invented this whole smear campaign because he's pissed. Buddy laid a big fat egg and now doesn't know how to extricate himself from the mess he made without losing face. Now he's trying to blame everybody else instead of putting the blame squarely where it belongs. Look in the mirror, Buddy.
Like FofF said, Buddy acts like a woman scorned. What Clay is saying to Buddy, aside from telling him that he doesn't answer "scurrilous" charges and "untruths" (yeh, Buddy, that was directed at YOU),is that Clay has no interest in Buddy and is not attracted to him. Buddy needs to learn to respect that and move on; he's making a fool of himself. What man would ever have Buddy again after he's shown his darker side? You'd have to be crazy yourself to get involved with Buddy after this. If he's ever been with any celebrity before, and let's face it, he loves to brag, he's certainly killed that avenue too. He has proven he has a big mouth and cannot be trusted.
Yes, we know all Buddy ever wanted was an apology. But then he didn't...but then he did. See, Buddy is a liar. All he ever wanted was fame and fortune.
As far as his comments regarding Clay's diminishing career are concerned, that's another lie. Clay isn't diminishing, he's changing. He told us months ago to expect something "different." He's changed his stylist, his photographer, even his look. The same for his normal routine with the tours. It's a smart career move to change things up now and then, rather than fall into a rut of same old, same old. I don't think Clay wants to become "predictable."
"Buddy needs to learn to respect that and move on; he's making a fool of himself. What man would ever have Buddy again after he's shown his darker side?"
Don't you see? This isn't about that. Clay and Buddy were never "together." They might have met at the Re/Max office, but not at the Quality Inn, even with a Sooooffaaaa!
Buddy is not interested in "getting back together with Clay." His agenda is much bigger than that. As Michael Sandecki suggested, I think Buddy also wants to be a gay pride icon!! Outing someone as admired as Clay Aiken would be a feather in his cap.
If you haven't seen it lately, go watch the video of the DJ's talking about how awesome Clay Aiken is. It'll put a smile on your face.
http://chexxyspearls.blogspot.com/2006/06/clay-aiken-is-awesome.html
And now I'm finished for awhile. I must go take care of my injured hubby.
Hmmmmmmm! Polly, you may be on to something....maybe we should hold this blog session open for discussion afterall in light of this new tidbit you threw out there. Why would someone be, or feel they are, entitled to $30,000? RE deal gone bad? Now you've got me thinking. Would anyone really go off the deep because of something like this?
Buddy is just adding that "Eddie" in there to make it look like he did confide in someone. I don't remember him ever mentioning that name. He may have found someone who would lie for him. But the evidence has all been documented, and lawyers aren't stupid, so that would be so easy to knock down. And its hilarious that he would think he could get away with that. He has changed his story so many times.
You know, judges don't like to be fooled with.
It's interesting that this Holleman woman is attempting to sue Clay and his agents for ruining her career as a writer- lost income, etc...which is the very thing that Buddy (and his agents) are trying to force, coerce, entice, lure, and provoke into doing...only Clay is not responding. Maybe Holleman's lawyer is a key in all this as some have suggested.
I think Buddy tells his story to yank ours and the public's chain and it's to yank Clay's. We know the tryst he's claiming didn't happen but what did? Maybe some of what Buddy says is true.
Heading back to the Real Estate thing. Did Re/Max toss him a bone to get him going? A couple of people have talked to him and/or emailed back and forth and pegged him inside of a few minutes as ratshit batshit crazy. What if... just speculating here... what if he did speak to Clay on the phone in December about Real Estate...a strictly professional call... and Clay was able to peg him as a ratshit batshit crazy stalker right away and had TC get get him out of the deal for his own safety.
Buddy is delusional enough to think he is entitled. If Clay backed out of a Re/Max deal and went elsewhere for his own safety or if the deal stayed with Re/Max but they pulled Buddy then I would imagine it would make him livid as badly as he needs the money.
I don't think this is about a broken heart, I think this is about blackmail of a different kind and he's taking advantage of the speculation and Perez induced rumors.
Am I totally off my bird?
Oh Crap - You're not off base. I remember reading that it was a real estate deal gone bad. However, I would imagine Remax people have been told not to talk, but I sincerely believe this is where pickle started the story - a few phone logs, some e-mails, voila, a story is born. But, it is a religious story. Kinda holey.
I would imagine that blog or site where it was discussed is gone or would be hard to find, but those same people are reading here. Perhaps they will enlighten us further.
I will clear up the ReMax thing. It was handled by a private agent from beginning to end.
If someone enters into a real estate deal to buy a house, and backs out, the RE Co. or the agent are not the ones who can sue. People can back out of a deal up to closing. If they were buying a pre-owned house, it would be that homeowner that could sue the person who backed out. That usually doesn't happen.
Any one can ask that an agent be replaced. The agent may get mad about it but I would think the RE Co. would replace the agent. This is my opinion. We have bought several houses as I am sure many of you have.
I don't know what Buddy is talking about and I don't think he does either.
I doubt if any real estate company would hand over a high profile client to anyone but their most reliable and professional agents. Agents work very hard to cultivate the cream of the crop in clientele. I don't know where the magic number $30,000 comes from...$30,000 to bail out Buddy from his most pressing money woes? $30,000 that was offered to Buddy for his participation in these scam? who knows?
The purchase of Clay's home was privately handled from beginning to end. ReMax was never in the picture. If Buddy knew about it, he heard it somewhere. He's so crazy, he could think that if Clay had only known who he was and had used him as a realtor, he would have made that amount as a commission. Now he's trying to force Clay to acknowledge him.
Again, they have NEVER been together. If Clay had met him briefly somewhere,or if their hands had touched briefly at a bus M&G, PaulAss might have felt a conneck-shun, and this could have set him off. Clay does not know who he is and does not remember meeting him.
OhC - I think you're wonderful!!
We know when Clay said, "I have become used to scurrilous allegations and untruths being made about me," (in the past tense), he was speaking of tabloid rumors; similar to his statement to Michael Buble. Based on Clay's statement, everything JP has claimed regarding his alleged encounter with Clay has been deemed by Clay as an "untruth!"
Clay's statement has now become a matter of public record and ultimately Buddy has lost. Like a snake that refuses to die, Buddy continues on. We have to ask ourselves why?
If there never was an encounter in the first place, then there can be no plans of resuming anything in the future. Therefore, there must be some other agenda; even if it's as silly as revenge for some unknown reason. All the rest is diversionary tactics.
When you put all the pieces together, you begin to see a picture, but a few pieces are still missing.
Where I owned a title company a seller could only sue for the amount of the Earnest Money Deposit which would have been collected up front. They just go on about their business and try again to find a buyer. But then that's like the late 17th century.
My mother is a RE Broker and I agree that there would be a middle guy/gal/agent or private agent and the high profile client usually isn't seen until day of closing.
Perhaps a "boatload" of Buddy's listings were close to closing when he was asked to vacate his desk and he feels Clay is responsible for him being given the boot. I do remember that this is one of his illusions
Anonymous said...
I will clear up the ReMax thing. It was handled by a private agent from beginning to end.
3:05 PM
So, was Clay's house handled by a private agent at ReMax where Buddy could have "inadvertently" gotten hold of some information - emails and the like? Sometimes computers aren't as secure as we like to think. If it wasn't even a ReMax agent then I don't think we're heading down the right road.
However, people with money buy properties for other investments so it is conceivable that someone was looking on-line at properties and made an inquiry and unfortunately got hold of Pickle Breath.
Just playing with the possibilities.
OT - We all like to play investigators, but we're still fans! I just found this from someone who truly is an insider.
"Now, as for a Clay single...look for it somewhere around the week prior to Labor Day Weekend, with RCA going hard for adds the week after Labor Day. And, not to worry, Clay will be making plenty of appearances surrounding the release of the CD. It will be a virtual "ClackFest".
Oooooo... I am really looking forward for that Clackfest. My mouth is watering.
polly, which Insider did you get that info?
Maybe ReMax should sue Buddy for sullying their reputation by posting explicit nude photos on a public internet site.
The $30,000 in potential lost income for home sales that he thought were in the (gag, choke) pipeline seems plausible. Buddy probably figured anybody he had made a cold call to that month was a shoe in for at least 7-10K each commission..again dillusional.
I understand he was never a high earner but considered mediocre and a relative newcomer to the business. If he had been successful, he would have never risked his career.
"polly, which Insider did you get that info?"
Is this Kenny?
I know for a fact that Clay did NOT go through Remax when he was house hunting.
Is this Kenny?
Nope, not Kenny. Who is Kenny, anyway?
Oops sorry. I meant Eddie?
I know Eddie doesn't know Kenny.
And who the heck is Eddie?
I am legitimately asking who this Insider you are talking about, Polly cuz there has been so many who claimed to be an "insider" but what they say never pan out.
Kenny is cute.
Anon, Eddie was a name mentioned in something John wrote that Polly copied. We had seen the paragraph before but don't remember an Eddie being in the original. Personally, I think it's one of JP's voices.
I don't KNOW anything, but I have heard some things from people closer to those we are talking about here.
What I heard was that this doesn't have anything to do with real estate. PP propositioned Clay in the men's room at a restaurant and was rebuffed. Upon returning to his dinner table, Clay told about what happened and brushed it off like it was nothing and has been doing that since - it's a gnat in his nose, but that's all.
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Oh Crap said...
Anon, Eddie was a name mentioned in something John wrote that Polly copied. We had seen the paragraph before but don't remember an Eddie being in the original. Personally, I think it's one of JP's voices.
7:56 PM
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Thanks OhC but I'm not interested on dickhead's delusions. He is but one lonely lowlife creature who deserves to be squashed like a fly.
Hey gang! Wanna join my fan club? I seem to have one that I didn't even know about. They're all stuck over at Buddy's and almost as obsessive about me as we are about Clay! LMAO
They can't seem to stop talking about me. Isn't that special?
Just watch it, John. I've never disrespected you, even complimented you on your military service, remember?
I'm already a member of your fan club. Your cleverness amazes me. Did you see where someone spammed the shit out of his latest blog?
It wasn't me!!
Why doesn't Buddy get off his lazy butt and fix it.
Maybe his butt is tied up at the moment.
OMG! And he's still posting??? LMAO!
Hey! Buddy! We wanted to visit but can't get past the "Pig" stuff. We know you probably spammed your own blog but when you leave it up like that and keep posting yourself it's a sure fire hint that you did it yourself trying to make others think it's us.
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