We all know the story. A little man seeks a little notice from his peers so he needed something to make himself seem special. It started with a little white lie among acquaintances about a certain HOT Superstar but it spread to a couple of gossip vultures who we will refer to as PH and BM. PH and BM were already trying to convince others that a certain humble, innocent, and different Southern Boy with a sweet demeanor and a voice to beat all voices was one of them. Being the vultures that they are, they vied for JP to post on their blogs like the slobbering bitches they are.
Somehow JP posted and managed to catch the eye of the sinister Groucho who was caught offering JP all he knew about Clay and the "Claymates". He would tell all if JP wanted to email back and forth. Next we find out that there will be a breaking story where JP makes a claim that he had a tryst with our innocent young singerboy. Immediately the majority of the fanbase knew it was a lie because others managed to find these blog posts early, see the lies changing on a daily basis based on those few fans pointing out his lies to him and they reported back to a handful of people in private forums.
Wrong guy, wrong fanbase! If you little gay men want to bitch fight with real women who love them some Clay, you'd better bring a bigger can O' WHUP ASS. We were like Soldier Ants doing our own investigations, tapping into friends' talents, and calling in favors. It did not take long to dispel the Paulus lies because the dummy believed that the information from the Grouch would be accurate and enough. When asked certain questions on topics he obviously wasn't coached on, his lies became blatant. He simply didn't know anything about Clay other than what everyone saw on TV. He's 6'1" and he can sing.
We will rehash a couple of those blatant lies on a daily basis. As painful as this is for Clay's fans, I will delight in the slow burn it causes Paulus. We're putting the truth out there in hopes that we're seeing the end of this MESS as it appears the hate blog is slowing down and becoming more of a farce. We really would rather not do this so we're hoping JP comes clean and admits to his lies. Honor is something you can reclaim with honesty, John.
1. JP claims his tryst was January 2, 2006. ........ NOT Possible. NYC is nowhere near that
Quality Inn with a Sooooofa in NC and NYC is where Clay was on January 2. Clay is very
unique but even he can't be in 2 places at once...being a mere mortal and all.
2. THEEEEE most blatant lie surfaced during the Howard Stern interview. The question of
size came up (HS is an asswipe) and JP blew it. He hinted that Clay was small.
ROFLMAO! Size 12-13 hands, size 12-13 feet, size 12-13...... well, let's just say that these
two myths apply to our cutesingerguy. There are some things that baggy pants and shirts
with their tails out just can't hide in certain situations, namely the very gorgeous Angela
Fisher who only has to look Clay's way and cortisone shots.
When we can prove the first 2 lies you can count on everything else being lies.
I'll bet doing homework was never JP's forte.
It seems certain keyboard commands have a mind of their own...oh well! I never claimed to be technically adept.
Friday, June 30, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Divine Intervention + Karma + Fate + Polly Graf
Sometimes you have to sit back and think twice about planning a main page on a Blog. Thanks to Polly Graf for reminding me in an IM last night about what we both saw at PH. Neither of us could have planned this better if we tried. Truth Stikes Again!!!!! Enjoy!
***
"Walter, you dont want to see John. He has misleading pictures and the dude says he is 5'7 - 150 but I met him in person and he is like 5'5 and just f*cking gross. He is f*cking nasty and looks a million times worse in person than in his pictures. He is also so f*cking weird man, he kept giving me a creepy stare and saying it was nice to meet you like twenty times and then he would be like asking me right away if we could go out again. I was like dude, I just met you. I basically bailed after he tried telling me he was into candlewax rimming. No way was I gonna f*ck that but I'm not shallow and I'm nice so I talked to the poor dude but he is not all there.
Posted by: Greg June 29, 2006 12:25 AM"
***
"Greg, don't flatter yourself honey. I wasn't attracted to you at all. Even *** was slightly a little more attractive than you and that isn't saying much considering he wasn't great.
Posted by: John Paulus June 29, 2006 12:34 AM"
***
If that is the case, I am so f*cking happy and relieved. I bet *** is too. You are so f*cking ugly and gross, not to mention psychotic and misleading. You obsessed stalker versatile wannabe one night stand stalker.
***
Posted by: Greg June 29, 2006 12:37 AM"
"The only good picture John has is the one of him, which appears to look like he is in a shower. The rest are so fug.
Posted by: Kevin June 29, 2006 12:51 AM"
***
"Could someone pass the popcorn? This could be fun!
Posted by: Classic Reruns June 29, 2006 12:57 AM"
***
"Greg...how and when did you meet John??
Posted by: Curious June 29, 2006 01:14 AM"
***
"Leave them alone and they'll get tired - bored and go away.
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
Sounds like a song title - don't ya think?
Posted by: Baron June 29, 2006 01:15 AM"
***
"Classic Reruns, I speak the truth. John knows it too. How do you think I met John? When? um, before Clay did or allegedly did. Why?
If John is 38, then Richard Simmons is straight. That's all I'm gonna say.
Posted by: Greg June 29, 2006 01:20 AM"
***
"Sorry, didn't mean to pry.
I just asked. However you did bring it up.
Posted by: Classic Reruns June 29, 2006 01:26 AM"
***
"Walter, you dont want to see John. He has misleading pictures and the dude says he is 5'7 - 150 but I met him in person and he is like 5'5 and just f*cking gross. He is f*cking nasty and looks a million times worse in person than in his pictures. He is also so f*cking weird man, he kept giving me a creepy stare and saying it was nice to meet you like twenty times and then he would be like asking me right away if we could go out again. I was like dude, I just met you. I basically bailed after he tried telling me he was into candlewax rimming. No way was I gonna f*ck that but I'm not shallow and I'm nice so I talked to the poor dude but he is not all there.
Posted by: Greg June 29, 2006 12:25 AM"
***
"Greg, don't flatter yourself honey. I wasn't attracted to you at all. Even *** was slightly a little more attractive than you and that isn't saying much considering he wasn't great.
Posted by: John Paulus June 29, 2006 12:34 AM"
***
If that is the case, I am so f*cking happy and relieved. I bet *** is too. You are so f*cking ugly and gross, not to mention psychotic and misleading. You obsessed stalker versatile wannabe one night stand stalker.
***
Posted by: Greg June 29, 2006 12:37 AM"
"The only good picture John has is the one of him, which appears to look like he is in a shower. The rest are so fug.
Posted by: Kevin June 29, 2006 12:51 AM"
***
"Could someone pass the popcorn? This could be fun!
Posted by: Classic Reruns June 29, 2006 12:57 AM"
***
"Greg...how and when did you meet John??
Posted by: Curious June 29, 2006 01:14 AM"
***
"Leave them alone and they'll get tired - bored and go away.
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
Sounds like a song title - don't ya think?
Posted by: Baron June 29, 2006 01:15 AM"
***
"Classic Reruns, I speak the truth. John knows it too. How do you think I met John? When? um, before Clay did or allegedly did. Why?
If John is 38, then Richard Simmons is straight. That's all I'm gonna say.
Posted by: Greg June 29, 2006 01:20 AM"
***
"Sorry, didn't mean to pry.
I just asked. However you did bring it up.
Posted by: Classic Reruns June 29, 2006 01:26 AM"
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
What a Crock!
It seems JP has left his blogs in the hands of someone who has no clue. Whether it's Clarus or someone else, an idiot is still an idiot.
I won't say but a few sentences about the Michael Sandecki thing because the kid had nothing but nice things to say during his early interviews and, again, he was most complimentary about how nice Clay was and how great the experience was on his My Space account and the American Idol Message Board. Now he's done a 180 after hearing a couple of rags say that Clay was upset about his camera time and sharing the spotlight.
Rags are rags and Clay is always Clay. He was in rehearsals for a few days and knew exactly what he would be doing and anyone who has followed his career knows that Clay does not want to be the focal point when the night belongs to others. He came in, did his thing and then left the stage. It's exactly what he did on the Jerry Lewis Telethon; he contributed but because the show was not about him he took his bow and left the stage not wanting to steal the limelight. He practically had to be dragged back in front of the cameras. He was the same when he emceed the Fantasia AI-3 hometown celebration on Finale Night. He told the audience that the night was about her and not to him.
I guess being a liar is a qualification, whether it was during the earlier interviews or the later ones, for being inducted into the JP Hall of Frame and anyone is free to apply .... which I guess Michael Sandecki did. If people are calling young Mr. MS names then I guess the shoe fits but I seriously doubt they are calling him anything other than a potential liar. The other descriptions come straight from the minds of JP, Clarus and the crew which were likely NEVER said by Clay's fans. Way to shoot your little 15 minutes right in the foot, kid.
Now on to the really absurd! Only an idiot and someone who knows nothing about Clay or Kelly would remark about Clay fans calling Angela a traitor when the entire fanbase knows that the singers, band members and crew are often shared by these two friends. Angela started out with Kelly so, of course, she is going to be part of Kelly's tour since the timing is right. Again, we knew ahead of time so the negative remarks were probably planted by the usual suspects to stir the turd. This goes beyond Idiot. Let's just say... DUMB ASS!
Last but not least is the Good Morning America date that was still open for their Summer Concert Series. Clarus or clone (if he's more of a female clone does that make him a clunt?) tries to make people think that some kind of fan war can be started between Clay's fans and Taylor's fans by stirring their same old turd (hint...it's mush now, mkay). What he fails to realize is that many of Taylor's fans are Clay fans as well. He doesn't know because he knows nothing about Clay, nothing about Kelly, nothing about Taylor and definitely nothing about the fans other than what the voices inside his head tells him. Guess he knows about as much as JP did which is still NOTHING. Of course, Clay's fans would love to have seen him on the Summer Concert Series but we'd love to see him just about anywhere.
Clarus, JP or whichever clone wrote their little liar blog, admit they troll the Clay Aiken Message Boards. Do you NOT have a life of your own? Quit trying to horn in on ours. Make something of yourselves for Chrissakes...that or just plain piss off! The more you yap, the more you show just how far gone your minds are.
I won't say but a few sentences about the Michael Sandecki thing because the kid had nothing but nice things to say during his early interviews and, again, he was most complimentary about how nice Clay was and how great the experience was on his My Space account and the American Idol Message Board. Now he's done a 180 after hearing a couple of rags say that Clay was upset about his camera time and sharing the spotlight.
Rags are rags and Clay is always Clay. He was in rehearsals for a few days and knew exactly what he would be doing and anyone who has followed his career knows that Clay does not want to be the focal point when the night belongs to others. He came in, did his thing and then left the stage. It's exactly what he did on the Jerry Lewis Telethon; he contributed but because the show was not about him he took his bow and left the stage not wanting to steal the limelight. He practically had to be dragged back in front of the cameras. He was the same when he emceed the Fantasia AI-3 hometown celebration on Finale Night. He told the audience that the night was about her and not to him.
I guess being a liar is a qualification, whether it was during the earlier interviews or the later ones, for being inducted into the JP Hall of Frame and anyone is free to apply .... which I guess Michael Sandecki did. If people are calling young Mr. MS names then I guess the shoe fits but I seriously doubt they are calling him anything other than a potential liar. The other descriptions come straight from the minds of JP, Clarus and the crew which were likely NEVER said by Clay's fans. Way to shoot your little 15 minutes right in the foot, kid.
Now on to the really absurd! Only an idiot and someone who knows nothing about Clay or Kelly would remark about Clay fans calling Angela a traitor when the entire fanbase knows that the singers, band members and crew are often shared by these two friends. Angela started out with Kelly so, of course, she is going to be part of Kelly's tour since the timing is right. Again, we knew ahead of time so the negative remarks were probably planted by the usual suspects to stir the turd. This goes beyond Idiot. Let's just say... DUMB ASS!
Last but not least is the Good Morning America date that was still open for their Summer Concert Series. Clarus or clone (if he's more of a female clone does that make him a clunt?) tries to make people think that some kind of fan war can be started between Clay's fans and Taylor's fans by stirring their same old turd (hint...it's mush now, mkay). What he fails to realize is that many of Taylor's fans are Clay fans as well. He doesn't know because he knows nothing about Clay, nothing about Kelly, nothing about Taylor and definitely nothing about the fans other than what the voices inside his head tells him. Guess he knows about as much as JP did which is still NOTHING. Of course, Clay's fans would love to have seen him on the Summer Concert Series but we'd love to see him just about anywhere.
Clarus, JP or whichever clone wrote their little liar blog, admit they troll the Clay Aiken Message Boards. Do you NOT have a life of your own? Quit trying to horn in on ours. Make something of yourselves for Chrissakes...that or just plain piss off! The more you yap, the more you show just how far gone your minds are.
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