Sometimes you have to sit back and think twice about planning a main page on a Blog. Thanks to Polly Graf for reminding me in an IM last night about what we both saw at PH. Neither of us could have planned this better if we tried. Truth Stikes Again!!!!! Enjoy!
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"Walter, you dont want to see John. He has misleading pictures and the dude says he is 5'7 - 150 but I met him in person and he is like 5'5 and just f*cking gross. He is f*cking nasty and looks a million times worse in person than in his pictures. He is also so f*cking weird man, he kept giving me a creepy stare and saying it was nice to meet you like twenty times and then he would be like asking me right away if we could go out again. I was like dude, I just met you. I basically bailed after he tried telling me he was into candlewax rimming. No way was I gonna f*ck that but I'm not shallow and I'm nice so I talked to the poor dude but he is not all there.
Posted by: Greg June 29, 2006 12:25 AM"
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"Greg, don't flatter yourself honey. I wasn't attracted to you at all. Even *** was slightly a little more attractive than you and that isn't saying much considering he wasn't great.
Posted by: John Paulus June 29, 2006 12:34 AM"
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If that is the case, I am so f*cking happy and relieved. I bet *** is too. You are so f*cking ugly and gross, not to mention psychotic and misleading. You obsessed stalker versatile wannabe one night stand stalker.
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Posted by: Greg June 29, 2006 12:37 AM"
"The only good picture John has is the one of him, which appears to look like he is in a shower. The rest are so fug.
Posted by: Kevin June 29, 2006 12:51 AM"
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"Could someone pass the popcorn? This could be fun!
Posted by: Classic Reruns June 29, 2006 12:57 AM"
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"Greg...how and when did you meet John??
Posted by: Curious June 29, 2006 01:14 AM"
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"Leave them alone and they'll get tired - bored and go away.
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
Sounds like a song title - don't ya think?
Posted by: Baron June 29, 2006 01:15 AM"
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"Classic Reruns, I speak the truth. John knows it too. How do you think I met John? When? um, before Clay did or allegedly did. Why?
If John is 38, then Richard Simmons is straight. That's all I'm gonna say.
Posted by: Greg June 29, 2006 01:20 AM"
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"Sorry, didn't mean to pry.
I just asked. However you did bring it up.
Posted by: Classic Reruns June 29, 2006 01:26 AM"
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Don't anyone EVEN tell me what "Candlewax Rimming" is because I don't think I want to know. Holy Effing Chit!
Well crap, ohcrap, I was gonna ask.
Holy Effing Chit is right. Looks like oh Buddy got it pitched right back in his face. Good!
What Oh Crap said! Eeewww.
LMAO. Greg is my hero for the day.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
BWWWWAAAHHHH.
Oh snap, Buddy. Looks like the past is coming back to haunt you. Good, you deserve that. Greg, dude, you rock.
Yep! How many times did people ask him to take down pics of innocent people including minors from his porn laden blog and even had a mother plead on behalf of her innocent daughter to remove things? There was no compassion for any of those people at all when some of the pleading was met with snide remarks.
and I hope you give him the same dang consideration, ohcrap.
Gee, I'm so good you're back here.
Karma..... She's a comin'!!!!!
What a truly wonderful Blog.
Keep up the great work! Could "Candlewax Rimming" be part of Buddy's new beauty treatment?
Gotta love Greg!!!!!!
Sounds like a regular "Fatal Attraction" to me. That "f*cking weird man" (his words, not mine) sounds like one skeeery dude! *shudder*
Thanks to "Greg" for confirmation of the obvious.
Lordy I do love Karma.
BWWWWAAAHHHH.
Anonymous, if Candlewax Rimming is part of a beauty treatment remind me not to ask for it.
Anonymous, if Candlewax Rimming is part of a beauty treatment remind me not to ask for it.
BWAH!!!!
I'll have to say this is all just disgusting. Where the hell did you find this. JP is absolutely not credible and fugly.
Thanks for continuing to "expose" and be "vocal" rather than to "ignore" and be "silent". This is great. I love it!
Anonymous, if Candlewax Rimming is part of a beauty treatment remind me not to ask for it.
I'm sorry, but that is just worse than gross.
Oh, and his bud, the Grouchman, has been seen quite a few times, logging in today. Yes, Grouch, we see you. We know what you're doing.
Bust them ohcrap. You go girl.
Please you honestly think that's a conversation that I had. Do yourselves a favor and the next time you invent a conversation make sure it's a bit more believeable.
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't
wanna know what candlewax rimming
is either EGADS!!!!
Buddy is FUGLY.
Bwaaahaaaahaaaaaaa!!!! Widdle Buddy got a taste of his own medicine...bwaaahahaaaaa!!
JP has got to be the most disgusting nasty man I have ever seen. I'm sure the gay community
would like to shove a sock down his throat to shut him up.
I don't think they feel too wonderful about all these "tricks"
being put out on the internet.
I know I really don't need to know
about candlewax rimming or fisting. How do these people ever sit down? I'm talking from a medical standpoint here. I'm in the medical field and I know anatomy and physiology. This has got to cause some damage that would take surgery to correct, if that would be possible.
This is a quote from John Paulus on his blog.
He states the following: "Personally, I feel sorry for Carol4Clay. I know what she is going through. It hurts to be used and to be promised something and then not have that promised honored."
Can anyone and I mean everyone say HYPOCRITE? It hurts to be promised something and not have that promise honored? Althought I don't believe a word out of the prick's mouth about his Clay encounter, but isn't it John Paulus who alegedly says he promissed Clay he'd be discreet and has blabbed his personal business all over the net and to rag magazines?
Things that just make one scratch their ass in bewilderment. The epitomy of pot meeting kettle.
John P states: "No I will not charge anybody for OUR blog. I have tried to blog every day for nearly 3 months and I'm not a multi- milloniare or have a staff of people working for me. "
Hey buddy, you aren't a celebrity by any means either. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Better yet light a candle and rim it buddy!
First Paulus posts a phony apology. Then the NE picks up his apology and calls him a LIAR all the way - ROFLMAO
Now we have a guy that has met him and tells MORE TRUTHS about Paulus and proves once AGAIN what a LIAR and FREAK he really is. OMG, this is great!! I wonder if Greg knows that guy Ft. Lauderdale? I bet the 2 of them have great TRUE stories they can share about him.
I bet John gets Candlewax Rimming instead of those Botox treatments and seaweed baths he claims to have. We know the botox and seaweed don't work, so he might as well stick with the candlestick.
I think this info should be posted over at that other blog that will be opening tomorrow. There was no name to it as of an hour ago (because they are still working on it) but I bet the name "The Candlestick Shop" would be fitting. (pun intended).
OMG, I hope Greg comes back soon to explain more. I will agree though that all the pictures that Paulus is using as what he looks like is NOT what he looks like in person. Not even remotely close.
I wonder if this product is part of Buddy's beauty routine.
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I would hope that you would correct your error as that was not me who posted on PH. I guess that truth is not important to you.
The pickle is done,through,finished
kaput,gone,irrevelant,nonexictant,
cancelled.... and it stinks too.
Sorry Everyone, I took a little nap and it turned out to be longer. Hmmm... "little" and "longer" in the same sentence.
As you can see we've had a visitor so feel free to answer his questions.
I have a messages for JP, who apparently keeps his blog closed to anyone who dares to go against anything he says, and writes lies, without any problem, but feels free to come here and ask people to remove information...
1. You are a flailing porn star, despised by hundreds.
Clay is a successful singer/performer/activist who is loved and adored by millions.
Stop trying to make comparisons between the two of you.
Clay is the bridge and you (and your hateful blog/attempt at famerun) are the troubled water.
He is above this.
It's strange that Buddy Jean thinks we would believe him.
I wonder why he doesn't correct his errors? All 1,274,582 of them.
Sorry, John. None of us could have dreamed up that conversation. That was a true queen bitch fight if ever I saw one. You have to remember that 99.9% of us have never heard terminology like this priceless internet gem of a beauty treatment.
As for your other comment about the truth: We're putting it out there for others to see. Take a suck on that.
PPP says:
I would hope that you would correct your error as that was not me who posted on PH. I guess that truth is not important to you.
10:32 PM
BWAH, truth, Buddy, wants the truth? He doesn't know what's true and false. He probably didn't do really well on the true and false test.
Just saying- I suggest you keep your comments contained to Nebraska.
Oh Crap- that PerezHilton exchange is just that- crap. If you think people honestly believe that these people in that exchange know me or that I posted that then you are much more immature and in need of help than I have previously thought.
Polly Graf- I could come to Scottsdale and you could monitor my every move. Perhaps then you'll believe me.
From what I hear, there are many more "Greg's" coming forward. And, they are much more explicit. Stay tuned!
"Please you honestly think that's a conversation that I had. Do yourselves a favor and the next time you invent a conversation make sure it's a bit more believeable."
Bwwwwaaahhhhaaa - kind of like the one he had with someone else we know! Take your own advice Sweetie!
"I guess that truth is not important to you."
We've been reading his blog way too long I guess - apparently TRUTH is not important to you either Mr. Paulus. If you would have taken your OWN ADVICE we wouldn't be here right now. And you would have a job and a life.
Instead you chose the other road of lies and deceit. So I guess it just sucks to be you.
John, you spout out people's locations as an intimidation tactic. Please...DO go to Scottsdale; there's a present waiting for you. We found a nice area for you to stay so you can be outdoors and study nature... and make pink pantaloons.
Bubba is waiting too. Bubba don't waste no time with baseball bats; he likes those flag poles wrapped in razor wire.
John Paulus said...
.....that PerezHilton exchange is just that- crap. If you think people honestly believe that these people in that exchange know me or that I posted that then you are much more immature and in need of help than I have previously thought....
7:05 AM
Buddy - .....that National Enquirer, Michael Lucas, Howard Stern exchange is just that- crap. If you think people honestly believe you, you are much more immature and delusional and in need of help than I have previously thought....
oh crap, I lurves you, but I hate seeing that dang ugly picture on here.
Do you think we could convince that nutwad to post without the dang picture? Makes for less gagging, etc.
Note to Johnny Boy: you're ugly, stop showing it. Greg is right. Oh, and take that nice little vacation you're being offered. Sounds like fun huh?
Crap, now I have to get the bleach and shrimp forks out AGAIN! Really sucks to have to get the MESS, he spews off my contacts, everytime he comes around.
AWWWWW a nice trip for Buddy. Yo Buddy, take her up on her offer. You really need to get out more. Seriously, it might help with that huge ego of yours. You'd get all that Bubba attention.
Sounds fun, go for it. Maybe Bubba likes candle playing too.
(sorry, I just can't type that candle sex stuff, it's just gross and I don't know what it even means)
Anon at 8:27, it's funny what you said. We're talking about what we think is candle sex...bwahahaha. The fact that we have no clue what it means makes it easier to just spout it out so easily. I'm sure if we knew its definition we would be scrubbing out our mouths and eyes with bleach and peeling layers of skin off our fingertips because we typed about it.
Yeah! Don't anyone volunteer to tell us what it is. This whole event was just too funny.
Thanks to Truth Rules walking me thru all this technical sh...stuff we no longer have to look at Mr. Ego with no soul.
Bubba and BUDDY have a nice ring to it.
I think Bubba is past Candlewax though. It's been mentioned that he is now starting to use Kerosene Lamps. BUDDY can be his first customer.
Hurry up BUDDY, Bubba is a waitin' on ya. We know you have no other plans today ;)
We had a nice little anonymous visitor (rejected of course) who is angry with FOC Admin for some reason. I refuse to air the filthy language but she/he is bound and determined to find out who the "female dog" is behind it.
To: Anonymous Reject ROFLMAO... You may embarass yourself if you try to tackle that little investigation. I wouldn't go there.
I don't get it. Why would someone complain on this blog about the FOC Admin? This isn't the FOC blog is it? Oh and a great big ewww about the Candlewax Rimming!!!
Whew! Correct - FOC is the very LAST bunch I would tangle with! I hope they know what the phrase "back off" means!
I have no idea why someone would come here and spew their dislike for FOC. Makes no sense to me at all. NO, this blog is not connected in any way. Nobody in control of FOC is in control here.
Different entities with the same goal which is proving how ridiculous Gherkins can be when they've been dilled a little too long. They tend to get a little pickled.
C'mon Buddy Jean! You do not scare anyone. All of AZ is waiting for you! You wanna rumble? Let's get it on!! I'm hiding amonst the scorpions, rattlesnakes and Javelinas (wild pigs).
You should fit right in!
But AZ is a long way from NC. Are you sure you can come this far? You have trouble leaving your house and going around the block!
Oh Polly - they are always so trying to one up you aren't they! If they only knew!
"Well they are pretty dumb.I have a funny story but I am not at liberty to share it at the moment. Let's put it this way...it's more embarassing and delusional then Polly Graff's disclosure that Clay is communicating in code via his blog."
fac has a mole in there and it's who they would least expect. One of the lion adem adwoman daily ass kissers bend over. mmmmwhau
Such a show of intelligence.
fac has a mole in there and it's who they would least expect. One of the lion adem adwoman daily ass kissers bend over. mmmmwhau
Huh? I don't understand incorrect spelling. Must be Paulus or the ol' Grouch.
Yeah! Well whomever it was forgot to take their meds. Do they have meds for Stooooopid?
Do they have meds for Stooooopid?
I'm afraid not oh crap. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure I can read it and I don't need meds, at least not yet anyhow. I'm not JP or Groucho either. I think it says FOC has a mole and it's who they least suspect. It's someone that ass kisses them every day. I'll have to go read what they are saying there.
Polly- I go to Arizona often. I have a cousin who is an investment banker in Scottsdale and I love to sky dive in Eloy. It's not far from Casa Grande. I'm sure you've heard about that Carol.
Oh Polly - they are always so trying to one up you aren't they! If they only knew!
It's simple, really. They just don't know how to have fun unless it's at someone's expense.
The truth of my stolen post, taken out of context, proves that I'm not drunk on the Kool-aid. I have been known to think for myself on occasion. That is not to say that I won't gladly renew my membership and offer to help someone else who may need assistance.
We are family and remain united! Something that Insane warned us about that Buddy Jean can't stand!
What did Insane say:
"ya know there’s more of that same pattern of hatred they have for people that are true loyal friends, notice that? Plus they always try cloaking it under their normal subtle innuendos like always..."
And we wonder why they're going after the fan base!
Polly- I go to Arizona often. I have a cousin who is an investment banker in Scottsdale and I love to sky dive in Eloy. It's not far from Casa Grande.
C'mon by, Buddy! The posse and I will be waiting for you, along with Sheriff Joe. I hear he has a nice cell all fixed up for you in "Tent City." It's where he puts all the desert rats when it's 110 degrees. I even hear he's opted not to give you the standard pink boxers, but has a special "hand dyed" purple pair with little pickles on them just for you!
Seriously, Buddy Jean. You haven't left your computer in six months, other than to film one scene in your bombed porn flic! Who are you trying to threaten?
I'm aware of what you said in your profile:
"I enjoy the outdoors; the beach, mountains, etc. For exercise I like working out, blading, running, biking, etc. Although I have a phobia for heights, I do enjoy sky diving (I have over 500 jumps), rock climbing, and rappelling. I've travelled extensively and it remains a great passion of mine."
When was the last time you did any of those things? Maybe back when you were in the military, but certainly not recently. You know why? Because people that do those sorts of things HAVE A LIFE, which you definitely don't have!
But if you should happen to change your routine and find yourself in Scottsdale, let me know. Maybe we'll do lunch! I'll buy.
Does this mean I can start honing my scorpion throw skills now?
Does this mean I can start honing my scorpion throw skills now?
Oh cool, that would be a real talent, oc.
Polly Graf-
You maybe surprise to learn that I have actually gone away for a few days. You are naive to think that I have sat home. Like Clay I have wireless internet access. Don't assume anything. I have actually travelled a lot more recently than you might have imagined.
Now as far as lunch goes, I would LOVE to have lunch with you. Good thing that you are buying. After all a few thousand dollars a month from porn doesn't go very far. Oh, how should I contact you? Never mind I do have you home number. Should I call you?
How lovely to be stalked by a real life buddy pinky gay porn flunky. You should be flattered. He's worse than a stalker and should be committed to a ward.
All good stalkers need phone numbers. Here's mine: BR549 YeeHaw
Mine is 456-bend-over
Buddy loves his words - doesn't he.
He really thinks he is slick at verbal manipulation.
Not gonna work on this crew Buddy Boy.
You maybe surprise to learn that I have actually gone away for a few days.
Frankly, we don't give a da**! Will you please, see I said please, go back to your cesspool? Gee, you stink up every place you go.
Oh, and we're exchanging phone numbers? BWAH Call me John, I'm local. WOOHOO.
Wouldn't the gay community like to know he collects women's phone numbers and addresses
Buddy needs to really make a trip to Veterns ER. They deal with crazy mess every single day.
Here's my number John...now write it down K?
878 who cares
John, I'll send you my phone number and you can call me. I always wanted a stalker. Never had one.
I will send it to your email address. Ok? I don't want it on the net. Ok? Promise? I think this is the right one. At least, I hope so.
cesspoolsstink@bellsouth.net
"Never mind I do have you home number. Should I call you?"
By all means, but please leave off the voice diffuser this time.
I would call you, but the only number I have is "Name Unidentified - 1-000-012-3456"
And if you should try to surprise me, you'll have to tell the guard at the gate who you are. He's been instucted to only allow in the person who identifies himself as "the stalker."
He's been instucted to only allow in the person who identifies himself as "the stalker."
Polly, BWAH!!! That's rich girl.
Folks, I may owe someone an apology because my little ticker says we've had visitors from other countries; therefor, the English may have been a little broken and the person may have meant well by informing us of a mole at FOC.
I really thought it might have been JP or one of his sewer rats who was sniffing his/her powder of choice. We've all seen how John's typing deteriorates when he's a little loopy at 2 a.m.
If I erred, please accept my apology and do come back to play pin the tail on asswipe.
oh crap, then I own that person, if that's the case, an apology also. I'm truly very sorry.
Whoa, it smells nicer in here since Johnny went back to the swamp. Good job, guys.
ROFLMAO! Thank you, NZ, for the laugh. I love all these email addies. So clever.
Yay!! We have news!! Thank God, finally!
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