Monday, October 30, 2006

Real Friends: How About That Sports Fans!

Sometimes people on message boards agree to disagree. One of those disagreements happened the other day and it became a little heated. What happens when someone gets really riled when they're called out for dropping innuendo and running and suspected of being a "mole"? They spill their guts and another piece of the puzzle falls into place. Can't tell you how the whole story unfolded but here are the best parts:
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"I thought you guys would want to know why the Enquirer may be printing stories about Clay now and then. Did any of you know for a fact that John and Alan are such good friends? I doubt you did. .............

Alan and JP are actually real friends and it isn't because of "tabloid fodder"."
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I beg to differ with the last statement....but then if it's not because of "tabloid fodder" I would be inclined to believe ... maybe.... butt buddies?

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Clay Aiken: The Entertainer

While working online today I was listening to my wonderful CD of Lurve Songs and found myself closing my eyes and swaying to the music. I don't remember anyone else besides Barbra Streisand connecting to the lyrics and feeling the music so passionately. There have been many great ones and Clay will always seem a part of that legacy; I can feel it. When we saw him on AI-2 many of us felt we were watching the birth of a legend.

I recalled the story written by a fan meeting one of Clay's former girlfriends outside a radio station in Raleigh when Clay and Amanda were visiting and Clay was to pick out the best sign. The fan asked the former girlfriend what Clay is like and her response was that Clay is very romantic and passionate. She then told the fan to not ask for anymore information along those lines. Seems Clay gravitates toward young ladies with fine character like himself.

What is it about Clay and his music? We know about the "Mandate" now and we know that he turned the project into something timeless and special in spite of all the hurdles. He didn't just jump over them, he kicked them out of his way to give us a masterpiece full of that same romance and passion.

So then I sat here and wondered further why it is that Clay grabs me and won't let go. I think I've got it! Clay sings like a man. He sings like a man who loves. He SOUNDS like a man and he sounds like an intelligent man when he sings. The songs he co-wrote are better than the rest because of his maturity and understanding of what music should be. It's him grabbing onto us because perhaps he feels that we're his, all his. He said it with song. He's right! There's nobody like him and never will be again. He's ours, all ours.

So why the let down from his PR team? One has to wonder if it's due to the fact that he was, he is and he always will be of such fine character inspite of liars and extortionists in the guise of recording execs who want to keep their hands in the pockets of kids they discovered and launched into stardom. Clay is a REAL MAN. Asswipes come and go; they're disposable. TPTB have done everything they can to bring him down to their level and he silently thumbs his nose at them.

Clay won't sing about raunchy sex, he won't drop his drawers or yank a woman's clothes off. He can get downright sexy in concert because...well...he's downright sexy. There's the difference between Clay and other pop artists. He can really sing, he can enterpret, he can entertain, he can be sexy without trying because of his voice, demeaner, his gorgeous looks and moves you can only be born with. He doesn't have to play the part as other male pop artists do.

Whassa matter RCA? Couldn't you get him to act like a teen humping his bedpost in a frenzy?

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

YEP! WE DO!

WE KNOW WHY

Also see Shady's and WRU's blog!

Monday, October 23, 2006

RAH! RAH! REE! KICK 'EM IN THE KNEE! RAH! RAH! RASS KICK 'EM IN THE ASS!

Although I'm supposed to tone down my foul language because certain "people" may be watching, I just couldn't help myself in light of ...oops! Well, anyway here's an old George Carlin Cheer from an HBO Special which expresses what I'm feeling:

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Ratsh*t Batsh*t, dirty old tw*t
69 a$$holes tied in a knot

Hurray!

Lizard Sh*t!

F*CK!
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Of course, you had to see it in order to be fully appreciative.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Hee Hee ! To JP and Thugs

WE KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW !







See Shady's blog http://www.placetotalkaboutclay.blogspot.com

See WombatsRUs blog (click on link at 8 EST)

Monday, October 16, 2006

The Difference Between Right and Wrong

There has been a big game going now for 10 months plus. The Pickle is just the latest arrival and he's everybody's pawn. Emach and Soulful Ruben, DirectorSandi and the KCE and Gr8White & Random Thoughts of Cafe Allegro have been at it far longer than any Gherkin. The DIFFERENCE in these types of people and Clay's fans is that we do our best to do our best; they do their best to show everyone their worst.

Clay's fans have been fooled for a while into thinking that someone (Insane Bastard) had knowledge of Pickle and his games but it was a smoke screen devised by people who have supported him but who would do him in without a second thought. Someone has been borrowing this character's old comments from a private forum and substituting JP's name into them and then posting them on Perez Hilton's site and the blogs which sprang up in support of Clay and the TRUTH. In the last couple of days the IB comments copied and posted here by anonymous posters were twisted so badly that the red flag went up and some investigating behind the scenes took place. Funny how a lot of the responsive comments were coming from Canadian IPs. Since we know that the Cafe gals use a scrambler I can just about guess at who the main culprit was.

So now, here's our game. The above mentioned players from the Swamp, Tinfoil Village and Cootieville are no longer worthy of our time. We're taking the controls back. This is our train and you're not invited to board. You can take your lies, innuendo, and criminal acts and shove it all! You are unworthy of the air you breathe, in my opinion. As vile as I believe JP is, I still wouldn't have done what one or more of you tried to do to him. You all deserve each other and nothing else.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Hot Boy + Hot Girl = SPARKS

As we know, some lucky fans got to spend close to 3 hours staring at Mr. Green Eyes who was staring at one lovely Tyra Banks. I got permission from one of the fans to let me copy a few tidbits from her summary for us to moon over. Judging from the recaps that she and others have been giving, I cannot wait to see this show.

Enjoy:
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"Who knows what will make it on air but the taping can only be described as two hours of looking into Clay's living room window while he and someone he just met fell for each other.

OMG ! Those two were flirting like you won't believe. I honestly would not be surprised if they see each other privately after this show. They were freaking on fire.

Tyra and Clay spent the whole time sitting on a couch together. Early in the interview they spoke of contact lenses and Tyra wanted to see his - yep she got close enough to see his contact lenses and whammo from that point on she was butter.

They hugged, touched each others legs, giggled and otherwise made us jealous."
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There was more but we wouldn't want to put all the spoilers out here. You get the picture: Boy, Girl, HAWT!

Excerpts Compliments of Morgan Rowan, Writer Extraordinaire

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Wikipedia: A Gay Tabloid?

One of the Clay Aiken Fan Forums that I'm a member of found the following new tidbit on Clay's bio at Wikipedia:

"Clay is now openly gay, and lives with his life partner - Richard Loblaw, a licensed dermatologist - in a residential area of Sacramento, CA."

Of course, we know that Clay is living platonically (snort) with Kristy Barnes, female, at his new home in Raleigh, NC. We also know that he is living openly as a straight man; has been, is, and always will be.

My curiosity piqued in the past when references in Clay's Wikipedia bio were made to the MESS. I discovered that some esteemed fans contribute to Wikipedia and I also found that some NOT so esteemed fans contribute to Wikipedia. I asked myself, "WHY would reference be made to the scandalous tabloid lies and why would the Purple Gherkin have a bio in Wikipedia?" It got answered very quickly: The owner/founder of Wikipedia is gay and someone from the OC is a contributor.

Out of curiosity this morning I typed "Wikipedia Gay Porn Stars" in my browser and wouldn't ya know I'd find these entries:

"List of gay porn stars - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia"

"Gay Porn Studios - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia"

"Kyle Bradford - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia"

Well, these were just 3 of the entries. There are 9 PAGES of this garbage and when your child or grandchild uses Wikipedia online as a reference in the future they may just stumble upon some gay scandal reference in the bio of anyone they have to do a report on. Perhaps one of these gay porn references may be sandwiched alphabetically between what the child is REALLY looking for and the child may get curious.

In my opinion Wikipedia isn't interested in screening out what's not the truth. Like other gay gossips, it appears they leave in the innuendo (lies) as if it has merit. I know that some contributors have argued the point that it's not in anyone's best interest to leave the lies in the bios but the efforts were futile when it comes to gay issues and a certain cutesexysingerboywhohappenstobestraight. I keep asking "Why? What's the real point?" My mind keeps answering, "I think it's YE OLDE GAY AGENDA."

Parents and Grandparents, Aunts and Uncles, Guardians and Sitters: Time to reintroduce younger family members and charges to YE OLDE FUNK AND WAGNALLS where FACTS take priority over gossip.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

A BOY NAMED SUE

Polly Graf said...
John's latest blog -

For months Claymates have been calling me a liar and a fraud. They have concocted elaborate stories and have posted false information about me. I have requested they remove blogs and comments that make such false accusations and they have ignored or laughed at me. Yesterday it was ruled that posting such messages about a person is defamatory.

If you would like to see the Claymates be made examples I am requesting information on the following screen names from the Clay's Equalizer blog. oh crap, wru, truth rules, polly graf, wombatrus, yeahthat, and linda. I am also looking for information on chexxxy and WSCA. By information I mean real names, addresses, phone numbers, email addresses, etc. Please do not post their information on my blog, but kindly email it to me. You can set up a new email address if you are concerned about privacy in order to send me the information. Also if you are aware of any site that are writing things that are defamatory please send me that information as well.

*There's more that Polly Graf copied but you get the idea.
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This morning I had this threat in my pending comments:

Anonymous said...
You're going down bitch! I just sent JP your real name and address, and he's going to sue your fat ass for defamation. That'll teach you to mess with me you bitch!

12:50 AM

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To which I answer: Hey, Bitch! Wake up! He can't sue people for telling the truth nor does he DARE sue because that would mean a countersuit. This is where we have the option of implicating in his "fernids in high places"... you know, the ones funding this smear campaign.... the ones who made the mistake of hiring someone who is ratshit batshit crazy. Exposing his lies and his part in this smear campaign does not make US the liars. It doesn't work like that.

..And you, you little prickette, just became fodder for the police and FBI. Do your parents know how you spend your computer time? They will shortly.

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So here we have it! Another freaking threat and hit list by a Green barrette who thinks intelligent adult women are easily intimidated simply because they are women. How embarrassing it must be for him to constantly be beaten down by these same women.

A liar and a criminal is exactly what you appear to be, Buttboy.
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I submit this into evidence as Exhibit BR-549 along with this late entry which just came in:

Linda said...
Hey ladies = thanks for the heads-up about buttplug's threats towards us.

My crack team of attorneys and I find the whole thing quite comical.

Yo, asswipe - I'm gonna explain this to you once and once only in plain english cause you wouldn't understand the legal aspects if your life depended on it - oh wait - it just might!!

YOU HAVE NO FREAKING CASE!!!! You made yourself a "celebrity" by going to the press, doing interviews and getting things in print about your alleged (yes alleged cause it NEVER HAPPENED!!) tryst with one cutesexysingerguy.

Now that you are a "celebrity" of sorts, you have lost the opportunity to sue us because of a little thing you may have heard of called the CONSTITUTION.

There are exceptions to defamation rules for politicians and celebrities and, to a limited extent, for people who have become the subjects of a public controversy. These people, because they are in the public eye, are expected to have tougher skins and can only be defamed if it is proven that the false statements were made with a reckless disregard for the truth--for example, a website owner posting what he knows to be false information about a celebrity's sex life.

Do you know that that means??? Huh? Do ya? Do ya?

It means you can't sue us because we don't do it with disregard for the truth, unlike you. We do it because we have the truth on OUR side and you don't.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, asshole.

8:45 AM

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And I can vouch for the "asshole" part. I have a great shot of it from his online hooker profiles.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Control, My Ass

The main purpose of Pickle's blog is CONTROL.

* To incite hatred amongst the Clay Fans, turning them against Clay as well as each other, trying to convince the fans that he is a victim that was used against his will.

* To try to convince the fans that Clay is gay when we know he's not. Then further calling Clay a hypocrite, a liar, a con, and a manipulator, borrowing from Pickle's own traits (and only the Pickle is right).

* to humiliate, and embarrass Clay and his family; pry into his private life and post titillating tid-bits of a sexual nature from a Gherkin's experiences, NOT Clay's.

* To continually criticize, bash, make fun of Clay, his voice and music and inciting others, including minors, to do so as well.

* Taking various things that Clay may say in a joking manner and posting them on his blog - not as a joke ...but as factual, twisting Clay's words and using them against him in an exaggerated manner.

* Taking things that friends and fans may say, repeating them out of context to use against Clay.

* Using archived files and exaggerating the content to use against Clay.

Purple Pecker has an agenda: to destroy Clay Aiken. Pickle claims to have honor and integrity but has never displayed any signs of it on his blog. The majority of Clay's fans are strong minded and not easily led - but some fans are more vulnerable and may be convinced to turn against Clay - and this is what Purple Gherkin hopes to accomplish with his blog. There is too much to write here - but even with just this.....I still feel sorry for Gherkin as he is not a happy man. But how can you find happiness at the expense of so many???


Dropped off by an Anonymous blogger
Edited by Oh Crap

Monday, October 09, 2006

The Sacrificial Lamb

It's a dirty job but someone had to do it. What I do, I do for love.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

BLOGGER or BOOGER? That is the Question!

***Edited to ADD: Thank you very much to whomever just posted a comment as me using my real name because now I will be the first to use the link below along with all the proof of how you got my name. Do my partners want to go in and see the post?****

Seems JP has gone a little overboard suggesting or allowing suggestions to further assassinate the Character of a certain cutesingerboy. He's also posting photos of fans again with someone offering up the identities of other fans who try to counter his lies with the truth.

He likes to threaten women because he's pissed off that he's not one. This all kind of reminds me of the night on the old FOC Blog where JP said he had "fernids in high places" and told a male blogger, "I think there's a bullet with your name on it."

To the swamp, tinnies, and roaches: this is the type of crazy bastard you, the tabloids, and the gay tabloid bloggers have encouraged and thrust upon us. Don't expect us to thank you.

For those who have seen your photos, photos of your children, or your screen name mentioned in the context of offering up or requesting personal identification to or from JP or anyone on his blog, below is a link you might want to save. He's already proven that he has no qualms about making threatening phone calls.

www.ic3.gov/complaint/

American Media Inc: Beginning of the End

We all know by now that American Media, Inc. is the umbrella company that publishes the tabloids as well as some reputable publications that concentrate on issues regarding people's health and well being. There seems to be a contradiction of support here. On one hand they support magazines that promote something good and on the other hand they promote something that has become a threat to the safety of celebrities and, in the instance of Clay Aiken's internet fanbase, a threat to the safety of private citizens. How is this possible? Easy! They lend credibility to a scam artist by printing lies and passing them off as truth thus unleashing an already dangerous person on us and making him feel untouchable.

The Purple Gherkin has repeatedly assaulted the Clay Nation but since Clay has come forward to denounce tabloid rumors, thus calling the Pickle a liar, I feel that it's time to take the gloves off and land some solid blows of our own. We know that Pickle has put out "hit lists" to gather personal info on the more vocal fans and he has harassed and threatened some of them by phone. If any new readers or media wants verification, contact the Harnett County Sheriff's Department in North Carolina where numerous complaints have been filed against John Paulus, a cyberbully and cyber terrorist extroardinaire (and delusional stalker).

Just how involved is American Media, Inc? According to John Paulus's hints, they seem quite involved. Food for thought below:

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From the previous blog:

"I just wanted to give you a little heads up. There have been takers for the $10,000 offer and other guys have come forward. I would be paying close attention in the coming weeks. ;-)
Publish Reject (John Paulus) 9:12 PM"

To which I stated that now we know he must have some money to sue for but his answer was this:

" John Paulus said...
Oh crap it's not me that is paying the 10,000 for the story. I was just that facilitator.

10:11 PM "
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So who is doing the facilitating? Let's go back in time to some threats left on this blog site that he deleted but which fortunately go to the blogger's email address and I saved mine in Word as well:

"I am blaming the Claymates. BTW you may want to write to Abutterfield@nationalenquirer.com I hear he's the one working up something. I mean what do I know since those people at the National Enquirer think I'm "nuts" and they "dissed" me.

I have a suggestion how about you give the NE all the information you have on me and let them expose me? You would think that the media would embrace your "evidence" about me being a liar. Can it be because the real crazy ones and out of touch ones are some of you? Psst here's a conspiracy for you- did you know one of the VERY top guys, no pun intended, is a gay guy over at America Media?

--
Posted by John Paulus to The-Equalizers at 6/22/2006 07:58:17 PM "

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Then this one a little later was just part of his diatribe but since it's the most telling....:

"I don't think you really want to get the gay boys upset.... Be careful ladies..."

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Posted by John Paulus to The-Equalizers at 6/22/2006 10:09:31 PM
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The truth is that Butterfield had been contacted a long time ago by one of the fans offering proof of Clay's innocence in this scam but Butterfield wasn't interested. I, too, contacted David Perel and an officer at American Media, Inc. and was ignored. Seems they quit returning emails unless you have a lie you want to sell.

There it is...the beginning of the end of this MESS. My gloves are off! I'll be CCing Alan Butterfield, David Perel, Executive Offices at American Media, Inc. and possibly sponsors. Are they the ones financing Mr. Pickle's finds. Are those supposedly coming forward really JP's former hookups? You know how he likes to use his own life experiences to create a lie.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

John Paulus Threatens ClayMates! AGAIN!!!!!

Below is a threat that the Purple Gherkin left on some blogs tonight and .. well... we thought turn about is fair play. Here is the comment that WombatsRUS copied for me since I rejected mine:

"I just wanted to give you a little heads up. There have been takers for the $10,000 offer and other guys have come forward. I would be paying close attention in the coming weeks. ;-)
Publish Reject (John Paulus) 9:12 PM

Publish

Reject

1 – 1 of 1
Select: All None

9:31 PM "

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AND NOW.... ClayMates offer a reward to anyone coming forward with varifiable proof of John Paulus's part in this smear campaign against Clay Aiken. You must also have varifiable proof of who his backers are and why this is being done. Provide a list, to your best knowledge, as to who all is involved.

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AND THIS JUST IN FROM JOHN PAULUS HIMSELF....YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS!

John Paulus said...
Oh crap it's not me that is paying the 10,000 for the story. I was just that facilitator.

10:11 PM

Monday, October 02, 2006

THE BIGGER PICTURE

(Edited to note important message at bottom)

So here we are going into to the 10th month of this MESS and what has it boiled down to? John Paulus: Better known as the Purple Gherkin because he photoshopped a bi-racial man's penis onto himself and wasn't good at hitting the target or getting the color exactly right. He also used a yellow, veiny and wrinkled one as well. Both the photos were used in his online hooker profiles along with a photo of his puckering strings with bulls' nuts dangling. Had anyone taken a good look at the photo Perez had on his site calling attention to JP's crotch you would have noticed that he was dressed to the right and the real thing was about the size of my thumb. He's definitely no Clay Aiken in looks, character or attributes.

After visiting the swamp, all I see is a bunch of nonsensical chattering from the Ruben and Kelly fans so I'm inclined to suggest a change of name to the Chimp Farm. Come to think of it, JP and some of his supporters do look a little chimpy.

They are blathering on about the webcams so I thought I'd put up a reminder to visit our friends at We Support Clay Aiken where the badly photochopped jobs were turned to mush along with the fake IMs:

http://www.wesupportclayaiken.blogspot.com

*Equalizer Note: To all Clay fans who read this blog.. NOW is the time to STOP posting at JP's blog. Read and bring your rants here or the private forums. Trust Us!