Monday, October 23, 2006

RAH! RAH! REE! KICK 'EM IN THE KNEE! RAH! RAH! RASS KICK 'EM IN THE ASS!

Although I'm supposed to tone down my foul language because certain "people" may be watching, I just couldn't help myself in light of ...oops! Well, anyway here's an old George Carlin Cheer from an HBO Special which expresses what I'm feeling:

~~~
Ratsh*t Batsh*t, dirty old tw*t
69 a$$holes tied in a knot

Hurray!

Lizard Sh*t!

F*CK!
~~~

Of course, you had to see it in order to be fully appreciative.

78 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks OC - George Carlin totally Rocks!!

Oh Crap said...

Linda said....

George Carlin totally ROCKS!!!

Thanks OC, that was just what I needed on a Monday morning!


Sorry, blogger was being a little glitch bitch this morning and some comments didn't show up on blogger but showed up in my email which wouldn't publish so I'll bring them over.

WRU said...

I love GC!

WRU said...

Blogger is probably going to make everyone move over to the beta blogger soon OC, be forewarned.

Oh Crap said...

Crud! Beta Blogger doesn't like me. I'm going to have to go get some CDs, then do a system recovery after I backup my downloads. There are just some I can't lose like the first Invisible Clutch...sigh!

Anonymous said...

I noticed that butt-boi took awhile to get his time zones in order!

From his Saturday 10/21/06 Blog:

John Paulus said...

I am being spoiled rotten. It's 1:00 pm and I am having lunch. < snip >

5:08 PM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It seems like scumbag miscalculated the time difference!! If he was eating lunch at 1:00pm the time stamp on his blog entry should be 4:08pm NOT 5:08pm!! Guess he doesn't know how to tell time! HA!

By the next day, though, he seems to have figured it out. On Sunday, 10/22/06 the time difference is correct:

John Paulus said...

Good Morning. It's a little after 5:30am and we are leaving in a hour for Sedona. < snip >

8:53 AM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I have no doubt he'll say it was an innocent mistake - but I'm pretty sure he'd know what time he was actually being wined and dined by his "host." 2:00 in the afternoon seems to be awfully late for lunch, don't you?

Truth Rules said...

OhCrap - your too much. LMAO

As it stands now, you can't move your non-Beta blogs to Beta. It would just break my heart if you know who lost all his vile crap. NOT!!!

WRU said...

Looks like Ruben is going to sell 60k for his first week, where are his fans per the hits daily double:

Capitol Nashville country stud Dierks Bentley’s Long Trip Alone will have plenty of company to the tune of between 80-100k buyers, with approximately 99.9% of those sales coming in the red states. J’s American Idol winner Ruben Studdard’s The Return is just that for the now diminished big guy, whose non-gospel effort is expected to attract some 60k true believers, give or take a “k” or two.

Oh Crap said...

Anon at 9:55, that is funny. He must have thought we were on Pacific time in that first post and someone had to tell him....

Hey, Dummy! We're on MST and we don't reset our clocks at any time of the year.

Too bad that cactus in his photo wasn't the kind that shoots spines when you get close.

Oh Crap said...

Come on! Ruben people! Get away from your computers and all things Clay, will ya. Support your Idol for Chrissakes; at least his CDs are stocked in the stores. Our guy's CDs were bought up within hours and stores didn't restock until 3 weeks later in some instances. We have an excuse, you don't.

WRU said...

That really sucks!

I don't get it and he surely isn't getting the publicity OMC is which wasn't much!

Anonymous said...

Being~ spoiled for lunch means that his sister worked the early shift and brought home the slim jims and beef jerky. He didn't have to leave his dank computer room (bedroom) to ride his bike down to the Quick-E mart.

Anonymous said...

anemare said, " No one has a gun to your head for you to do a CLAY BLOG."

That may not be the case. Some one, smarter than PaulASS, and with deeper pockets, may very well have gun to his head, figuratively speaking.

Oh Crap said...

I love itchy bugger fingers.

Anonymous said...

How does Paulass qualify as relationship material in this exclusive gay millionaires club, when he has such lousy credit? Do they not do background checks? How do we know this is even true? He could be standing next to a cactus in an arboretum, or a fake one in a prop house.

The timing of this "trip" is also suspect, given the garbage Groucho is passing like an ill wind over at his blog. Even if Paulass is really away, he's still responsible for what's on his blog.

Gina said...

"Anonymous said...
Being~ spoiled for lunch means that his sister worked the early shift and brought home the slim jims and beef jerky. He didn't have to leave his dank computer room (bedroom) to ride his bike down to the Quick-E mart. "

OK I bit the inside of my mouth reading this...LMAO!!!!!

Oh Crap said...

We are still working on the Beta Blogger private blog so for those no in yet, just have a little patience. All who submitted requests have been recorded.

Oh Crap said...

forever, I lost my iced tea on that one as well. I really needed that laugh and I needed anemare's rant that started my day off. I love it when the fans get ready to bite back.....and it's coming.

NC GAL said...

Geez, a big club with big people??? Really! In his dreams. I still say screw them.


OC, I love GC too. I also agreed get off the boards Rube fans and get that CD. Good Grief!

nonnymus said...

ROTFL OC. I needed that laugh after another hard day at work today.

That is a shame about Ruben's 1st week sales.

Although, I must admit I didn't want him to do better than OMC, I would have hoped his numbers to be a bit higher than 60k.

Anonymous said...

I had to laugh at that cactus picture with his hand on it. I too,
am i Az and we have a cactus out front and I never go near it, let alone touch it. Where the heck is
Elroy? We see hot air balloons
and hand gliders often early in the
morning- it drives the dogs crazy.
Could you imagine him crashing in my yard --- on the cactus.

Anonymous said...

Is creepo reaally happens to be in AZ getting wined and dined by an unnamed "host"...I"m thinking this is part of his payoff!

Isn't it coincidental that his benefactor (who of course, wants nothing in return) is putting him up in the finest hotels, bringing him to the finest resturaunts and treating him to all the activities he has listed in his profile?

Sorry, some stranger isn't going to do all that just because he thinks JP is a nice guy. GAG! Most likely this is Phase 2, 3 or 4 of the payoff for trying to ruin Clay.

Anonymous said...

Ruben is doing OK right now. He's at #10 with almost 25,000 units.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm~ I wonder if the next phase of the payoff is a specialty cruise. I hope he remembers to pack his pirate costume. You never know who you might meet on one of those cruises.

Anonymous said...

Well said!

Isn't is called prostitution?

Just asking....

Oh Crap said...

Come on, Ruben. Get up there. #10 isn't bad.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous at 4:38 PM - you are in my head, I thought the very same thing.

Anonymous said...

Is creepo reaally happens to be in AZ getting wined and dined by an unnamed "host"...I"m thinking this is part of his payoff!

According to Butty, Mr. "Host" is in town from LA with his BF. They're all leaving tomorrow. Butty originally said the "host" wanted to do something nice for him because of all that he's been through...*gag*!

I think Butty blew it when he referred to being in his hotel room, eating a salad and mentioning the fans who live "there," instead of "here" as he should have said if he were in AZ.

Anonymous said...

I want Ruben to do good but I am afraid that Clay will fall from the Top 50. Where is his promotion? Clay has not been seen nor heard from for the last two weeks.

Anonymous said...

I don't think the swamp dweller would understand the word prositution. He obvisiously doesn't understand words like: truth, morals, law and judgement.

Slim jims and beef jerky, LMAO!


Huuugs

Anonymous said...

anon said..."GAG! Most likely this is Phase 2, 3 or 4 of the payoff for trying to ruin Clay."


Exactly! Don't you find it strange that his "host" is a 40 something year old man who knew exactly in what cities Mario Vasquez's song was the most requested and that the "host" and his boyfriend were returning to LA. As always, I smell a RAT!

Oh Crap said...

5:59, Clay has been filming TV shows including Tyra Banks. They've seen him. It's probably all those out takes where he's cracking everybody up that's keeping him out too late to blog.

Anonymous said...

Clay will be on Kimmel (rerun) this Friday and the TV Guide "Close-up" Sat. and Sun. Then a week from Thursday, he'll be on Megan's show. By then we may have a date for Tyra and who knows what else is coming.

Out of all the artists in the RCA stable, most of which currently have releases, Clay is #3. He is doing OK.

I hope everyone on the East coast or who can make the Dec. 1 concert are filling up those seats. Clay needs a huge welcome back!

Unknown said...

I am going to Waukegan and Merrillville. I have never been to any of his first concerts. I hope those that can go will do so. There are still seats left.

Gina said...

Oh Crap...I am more than ready! The fans deserve this. There are so many who hung in there and I am personally going to love eliminating the phonies when we start up again. {{{CLAY}}} "Aint no mouintain high, no valley low, no river wide enough, baby!"

Gina said...

Wow..first the CB, then I heard the shed...now I can't get into WBU!!! Whats happening on line today???

Oh Crap said...

I think it's one big Internet Explorer Burp. I've had the same problem on several boards and blogs

Unknown said...

Have all the invites been sent out? Just asking, cause I can't even read comments on WRU anymore.

Truth Rules said...

Anonymous said...
Well said!

Isn't is called prostitution?

Just asking....

5:06 PM

They call it Escorts. Didn't ph say he was an escort?

There was a huge murder trial in NC where a "paid escort" showed up to testify and used emails from a few years prior. Who saves emails that long? Maybe that's where stalker boy got his ideas from.

Anonymous said...

I heard "Slim Jim" was Butty's new nickname.

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to trusting Clay's word. It makes me sick how some of those people are. Accusing Clay of being gay and calling him a liar, hypocrite, etc because he isn't gay. He has stated many times that he is not gay. Why hound him about it? They don't do that to Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp. It is so unfair.

"In this business, you are either a womanizer or you are gay, I am neither." - Clay Aiken

That is proof. He has stated on Larry King, as well as, Diane Sawyer that he has answered the question before.

Oh Crap said...

Iluv, no they haven't all been sent out yet.

Anonymous said...

I just want everyone to know that I'm not dogging you on the other board. I can't get in. I've tried everything and all I get is a white page.

I'll keep trying...maybe someone has a few ideas for me.

Oh Crap said...

I know how you feel Polly. I can get in maybe 3 times a day.

Anonymous said...

Polly,

Is you PC a newer one or an older one?

OC is having problem because of her RAM also some others are having problems because or their security and privacy settings on their Internet Explorer. Do you have IE7 by chance or can you upgrade for free?

Beta blogger is a PC resource hog and is being pesky with others, they have said most of it went away with the upgrade to IE7.

This is
Wru from another Pc.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe that the issue is really whether Clay is gay or not. That is just a convenient excuse to smear his name. I'd be willing to bet that JP and all those other idots already know Clay is not gay.

Anonymous said...

My computer is new. I have both blogger and Google accounts, along with Windows Xp with IE6 and can d/l and install 7, but I understand that 7 (part of Beta that just came out last week) changes to Windows Vista, which wipes out 6, although Windows Vista isn't even out yet.

If it had worked for me, fine, but I'm 2 weeks away from eye surgery and can't change things at this time. I had enough trouble learning my new "braille" keyboard!

Anonymous said...

I have windows xp but use Mozilla Firefox and haven't had any trouble with that at all. You might want to try it. Like all new techie stuff, it takes a little getting used to but works great.

Also, another thing that works in either IE or Mozilla Foxfire is to clear out the cookies and caches etc. If you need instructions on that, let me know and I'll post them here.

Anonymous said...

Good luck with the eye surgery PG!

wru

Anonymous said...

polly - What kind of eye surgery are you having? I always wince whenever I think of eye surgery. Best of luck to you and we will miss you mightily - hopefully, the recovery process isn't too long!

Wish you could get into wru's.

I'm no techie by any means - other than what my kids help me with, but sometimes it helps to turn the computer completely off for a few minutes, clear out cookies, cache and temporary internet files to get it to work again. Then, sometimes it is more serious than that!

Calico said...

get firefox, it's worlds better than IE, imo.

Anonymous said...

polly - What kind of eye surgery are you having?

I wish I could say Lasik, but it isn't. They're inserting a lens behind the cornea after removing a cataract. I still don't know what the down time will be...I'll find out Monday.

My security settings may be set too low. My boys have me so firewalled in I have to use a fire extinguisher to leave the house! But other than a few porno links I'm sent as "gifts," I'm relatively trouble free, which is good. I've been known to travel to some rather strange places at times.

So, for the time being, all things considered, it's best for me if I don't mess with anything.

I was able to get into "Thugs" and could read the comments. I posted, but it hasn't appeared yet.

Thanks for the good wishes. I need it, I'm scared to death!

Oh Crap said...

Just a quick update for those interested: HDD report at 48.49%, Ruben is holding at #9 which is good and Clay is still in the top 50. Could be higher with stock but at least we're finding the hidden CDs.

Truth Rules said...

Polly, good luck with the eye surgery. I'd be freaking out - but I can't even contemplate contacts.

Oh Crap said...

Bringing this over from email because it wouldn't go thru....

Rosepetals said....

PG...good luck with your surgery!

And I ditto Calico...Firefox is great!

Anonymous said...

hey poly graf! "I wish I could say Lasik, but it isn't. They're inserting a lens behind the cornea after removing a cataract. I still don't know what the down time will be...I'll find out Monday."

my girlfriend just had this surgery on friday and she was with us on a little car trip on Monday..she is great and she has 3 different drops to put in.. 2 for 7 days and one for 6 weeks..otherwise no pain , no needles and only eyedrops to freeze...She said she sees wonderfully and she is great!! No down time at all.

Good luck!!

Oh Crap said...

To Anon in pending. Some of your info is a little off target.

Oh Crap said...

BG we got ya, just be patient.

Anonymous said...

Thanks OC!

BG

Oh Crap said...

Welcome

fivegoldens said...

I often read here to keep up with the latest news. I wondered if I could be added to the list.

Anonymous said...

Poly,

My Mom had the same surgery, she said it was weird, but not painful and had a pretty easy recovery. A couple of drops each day and that was about it. She didn't miss her "reading glasses" at all! One eye did do better than the other, but Mom said not to worry, it was about a 1 on a scale of 1-10, and the 1 was for WEIRD!!

Love You, You Are In My Prayers!

gaymarie said...

I also read here most every day and hopefully I can be added to the list. Haven't heard from anybody about any invite and I'm beginning to think I won't be... sniff...

ps. I don't know if this is even going through..lol...cos the word verification keeps coming up

Anonymous said...

edenky22 has just blogged at the OFC. She's denied everything.

Anonymous said...

PG, I wanted to add my good luck for your surgery. My MiL had this done last month. She breezed through the surgery! She is missing wearing her glasses now. We took the lenses out for a bit, so she could at least wear the frames, while she was adjusting!

An extra hug!

Huuugs

WRU said...

Polly,

Check your Norton or Mcafee settings also. It can block pages from being seen.

W

Oh Crap said...

Anon, I have no idea who edenky is or what she's denying.

WRU said...

Maybe she's denying she's edenky22;)

WTF!?!

Anonymous said...

Edenky22 is the myspace girl.

WRU said...

Got it! About the link to myspace chick:

10/24/06 : Please stop
For the last few months, someone has been posting my myspace link on other websites claiming I am Clay's girlfriend. I have tried to ignore it, even though it has been very difficult at times. (To those of you I've denied that have asked to be my "friend" on myspace no offense, but I only add people I know in "real life"). Recently, someone posted my screenname here at the OFC on other sites as well. Not cool. Now, on several blogs, I am being bashed not only for my looks (by the way, I really don't care if people think I am unattractive), but people are also bashing me by saying I am not a fan and that I post negative things about Clay and his fans. That is absolutely not true. I don't post on any other sites besides here at the OFC, and even on here, I don't post often. While it's true that I do not know other fans on here very well and that I don't post here often, I would never say anything bad about Clay, his fans, or any other person for that matter, and am disappointed that some fans have chosen to talk negatively about me on other boards.

This is the last time I will address this, but let me be very clear.

I do not know Clay Aiken.

I have never met Clay Aiken.

I am not Clay's girlfriend.

And I really want my information to stop being posted on the internet.

Current Mood: Mad

Anonymous said...

We took the lenses out for a bit, so she could at least wear the frames, while she was adjusting!

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That is the cutest thing ever!! How sweet!

Edenky is the gal on BUTT PLUGG's who's myspace has been linked, and even though it is private, it has been claimed she was Clay's girlfriend. It is back and forth, someone says she is, then she isn't. Somehow someone found out this poor girl on myspace is edenky at the OFC, so people are stalking her down there now, probably asking the inevitible, "Are you Clay's GF?"

I admit it I feel sorry for these girls that are being put in this position. If they were his GF's, would they say so? I wouldn't? I would also think that Clay would ask for and get confindentiality with anyone who cared for him.

Anonymous said...

wru why in the world would you copy her blog and put it here?

And OC, why would you let it through?

Oh Crap said...

I guess because nobody gives us orders!

The gal posted it on the OFC and wants people to stop bugging her. The swamp rats are the ones plastering her link all over the place and since they read here more than at JP's, perhaps they'll see it and stop.

WRU said...

This should get them off her back actually.

I will leave it to OC, if it is wrong to post it, you can get rid of it.

Anonymous said...

I think that you did the my space girl a favor by posting her "stop bugging me --I don't know Clay " blog here. It gets the word out there to more people than just the OFC. It also shows once again what ASSWIPES the swamp rats are and to what lengths they will go to in harassing Clay's fans. They really need to be stopped soon.

Anonymous said...

Polly - good luck with your eye surgery. Hope all goes well.

Anonymous said...

Thanks everyone!

Oh, and I have already been told that needles will be involved. They have to deaden the eye and give me something that puts me in Lala land.

WRU - I rec'd two more invites tonight. I don't know if they were meant for someone else or not.

And remember my list of 13? Well, I've been doing more research and the list is now up to 22!!

WRU said...

Polly, I did send you two more to see if you could get in.

Well pooh! Sorry it's been so difficult, it does sound like your firewall doing this now.