MR. GOOD DEEDS GOES TO WASHINGTON

Just want to borrow a couple of excerpts from the Official Qualifications of what an applicant for a Government Committee has to undergo before he/she is approved and finally sworn in:

****Most applicants under serious consideration for an appointment will go through a full FBI background check in which their employment, professional, personal, travel, medical, financial, legal, military and educational histories will be reviewed and scrutinized. The financial holdings and sources of income for most applicants under serious consideration must be disclosed for review for possible conflicts of interest, and any conflicts must be remedied by divestiture, the creation of special trusts, etc.****

****...all aspects of your personal and professional life, including organizations to which you belong or once belonged; speeches you may have given and books, articles, and editorials you may have written; legal, administrative and regulatory proceedings to which you may have been a party; in short, anything that might embarrass the President or you if he should choose you for a position in his administration.*****
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So what does this tell us? It tells us that somebody actually DID their homework and it wasn't just ANYBODY; it WAS NOT someone who cuts and pastes a couple of facts and a lot of "fiction" to suit one's "Agenda". It was the US Government checking out our guy to make sure he is qualified and clean of anything that would "embarrass" the President or himself.

NOW...what does THIS tell us? It tell us that our Government and the President KNOW that Clay Aiken doesn't go "trolling the internet" for gay hookups as a handful of vile humans would have the public believe.

Who are these "vile humans" (do they even qualify for being human)?

1. They are Clay's KNOWN and spurned female stalkers.
2. They are gay activists who "out" anybody, gay or NOT, if one doesn't play
by their rules and be their advocate in some way.
3. They are a few lusty "queens" with their own fantasies (PH, we SO KNOW).
4. It is the little gay guy, Purple Gherkin Paulus, who can only DREAM up shit.
5. They are the Cafe Allegro ladies (gag) who THOUGHT they were ENTITLED to run BAF
and get in Clay's pants.
6. They are Groucho, Shannon and the Pips from Kelly Clarkson Express who think
Clay has a chance to overtake their gal in CD sales and popularity.
7. They are Emach and a militant few (formerly known as "Soulful Ruben") who are
known for some pretty crass and borderline criminal activities to hurt Clay
and his fans.

These people joined forces for ONE reason: SMEAR CAMPAIGN

All our efforts to keep these people exposed to the public as LIARS and to expose Pickle Pussy Paulus (who NEVER met Clay Aiken) for the scam artist he is has been upstaged by the PRES. By Swearing In Clay Aiken next Thursday the PRESIDENT of the US is declaring, after a thorough investigation, that Paulus NEVER existed in Clay Aiken's life.

Everything JP wants people to believe DIDN'T happen, but WE faithful fans already knew that and so did the above. Their goal is to stunt the sales of Clay's new CD so he doesn't surpass Kelly's sales and if they can ruin his reputation in the process then their life's mission will be over. Does accomplishing this mission mean they will bless us by curling up to die? NO... I'm sure they'll go after Taylor next because he poses the next biggest threat to Kelly and Ruben. The gay faction already got a head start via Perez planting the seed of doubt on his blog.

Well.... this is it in a nutshell. The President declares Clay "The Good Guy" by virtue of his Crystal CLEAN record.

Those involved in the 9-month long smear campaign may soon be welcomed by Sheriff Joe in Tent City. See ya there guys, gals and 1 queen; I'll be the one doing the Scorpion Toss as the "no messing around" lawman parades you down the dusty trail to your tents and ..... BUBBA!