Friday, September 22, 2006

13 Freaking Times and 2 for Good Measure

...and Clay put his own size 13s down to say NO MORE. If people STILL can't understand this then I'll be happy to take off my double-barrelled sling shot, put bolders in the cups and perform a double lobotomy...and if that doesn't work, the Equalizer Bloggers are creating the NEW DICTIONARY FOR IDIOTS so they can look up two simple words: NOT GAY.

#1 – Star Mag - 04/26/03

Star magazine reports that despite the constant rumors that he’s gay, 'American Idol' finalist Clay Aiken insists otherwise. An insider says, "Finally, after weeks of wondering, a couple of the girls on the show decided to confront him and ask point-blank: 'Are you gay, or what?' Clay didn’t hesitate. He insisted that he is straight."

#2 - Rolling Stone – 07/10/03:

Some people, for example, seem to think that because he is slender, has long, fluttering eyelashes, and currently doesn’t have a girlfriend, he must be gay.
...This kind of stuff seems to amuse Aiken more than it upsets him.

"One thing I’ve found of people in the public eye," Aiken says, "either you’re a womanizer or you’ve got to be gay. Since I'm neither one of those, people are completely concerned about me. They’re like, 'What are you then?' I’m sure it has to do with being raised by women. I wouldn’t want somebody gawking at my mom and grabbing her butt and catcalling at her, trying to hook up with her at a bar. I’m not saying I’m not going to look. Hello! But you know what I mean?"

He’s also a good sport and fun to spar with.

"So, what’s your position on pre- marital sex?"

"My own personal position is that it’s much more special to wait for the person who you’re married to."

"Are you a virgin?"

"Well, this morning, while getting my manicure and pedicure, I watched a biography of Britney Spears on TV. In it, she said that she regrets ever saying anything about it. So, I hate to repeat myself, but: I think it’s much more special to wait for the person who you’re married to."

"Masturbation?"

"Are you kidding me? I hope that’s a question and not a proposition! Anyway, I don’t think it makes you go blind."

"And you know that from personal experience?"

"You stop right now!"

#3 - Prime Time Live with Diane Sawyer - 10/09/03

Diane: In Rolling Stone he hinted he’s a virgin and denied what’s asked him over and over again. Is he gay? He says no.

Clay: "Somebody asked it right after the finale of the show, in the press conference with Ruben and I. I think the problem is people don’t know who...what to do with me. They don’t know anything about me. I’m not completely blind and stupid. I’ve got a southern accent which people say is...uh..."

Diane: All southern people are gay...

Clay: "Well, that and English people, too."

Diane: Oh, well that...I mean...

Clay: "I have some very effeminate qualities, you know, I try to make sure I’m clean. I was raised by my mom and my two grandmothers really for a long time. I’m not completely blind to it. I...I have gotten used to people asking the question. They think, ok, he doesn’t drink; he doesn’t go out and have sex with...with every woman that he sees. I think it’s high time there’s somebody who represents people who aren’t gay, but doesn’t sleep around with everybody...you know. If I’m supposed to carry the banner for all the nerds in the world I’m fine with that, too, so..."

#4 - J14 – Fall 2003

(under photo)Q: True or False...that Clay Aiken is gay? A: False

Clay insists he is not gay, but he understands why people think he is.

There are rumors. Speculation. Gossip. But Clay wants people to know: He is not gay. Though the American Idol runner-up says he understands why people might think he is gay, since he has some "effeminate qualities," he is definitely attracted to women. Not that he’s currently dating anyone. "I’m so busy right now," he says. "I don’t have time." He does, however, "need someone to go to award shows with." But the 25 year-old singer doesn’t consider himself to be a heartthrob. When women throw their underwear on stage, "I laugh, right there in front of them," he says. "How can you not laugh?" Clay thinks the idea of anyone thinking he’s alluring is "frightening. I try not to think of myself as a sex symbol. I think it’s kind of hilarious. I think of myself as geeky and gangly and dorky and kind of hicky from North Carolina."

#5 – Elle Magazine – 09/06/03 - Allison Glock

"...Ruben always jokes with me that I could have any woman out there. He says, ‘You need to hook up with somebody before you leave the tour.’ But I try and explain that that’s not what this is about for me. The reason women like me, I think, is because I don’t threaten them. I realize Ruben’s right, I probably could"—he pauses, blushes—"you know, but I respect women more than that."
He wrinkles his brow, and then shakes his head. "I am extremely flattered. There are some gorgeous women who are, quote, in love with me. But I think taking advantage of that is wrong..."

...Besides, Aiken is a man who takes sex seriously. "I was raised by my mother and grandmothers, and a lot of what I am is because I wanted to be different from my birth father. He was a womanizer. When I had to go visit him, there would be a different woman over every time. I thought that was really tacky."

When it’s suggested that not many young men would forgo voluntary, anonymous sex with beautiful, knickerless girls, Aiken shrugs.
"If anything, women want to take care of me, to mother me. I think that’s part of the reason I’ve sold a lot of records..."

...Aiken is nothing if not chivalrous. Considerate. Polite. He’s the guy who asks you questions and actually listens to the answers—and even asks follow-up questions hours later, thereby proving that he finds you worth his attention. And he notices things. Like that the empty Burger King bag is rattling at your feet on the floor of the van, so he picks it up. Or that the air conditioner is too cold, and turns it down. It’s this empathy and inherent graciousness evident in every press appearance and performance that leads many men to speculate that Aiken is gay (he has denied it) and even more women to say, Who cares?

"I don’t think people know what to do with me," Aiken says. "I’m interesting because they don’t know what to do with me..."

#6 - Reality Blurred – 01/13/05
American Idol 2

Clay Aiken won’t talk to a gay magazine, his publicist told a columnist for a gay magazine. In Next Magazine, Matt Bell writes, "We tried to get an interview with the sexually ambiguous pop star... but his publicist told us he’d ‘never talk to a gay magazine!’"

#7 - Reality Blurred – 08/30/05

Clay Aiken thinks jokes about him are "funny...half the time," but gay questions are "insulting."
Clay Aiken has a sense of humor about the jokes that often make him their target. And they’re not all that unfamiliar. "I spent years and years in middle school getting picked on, so I’m kind of used to it," he tells The Calgary Sun. "First of all, I usually don’t watch (the talk shows) and someone else will tell me about them. And, heck, half the time, I think it’s funny."

He also says that when people ask him about his sexual orientation, it’s "insulting." Jokes about him being gay are "just as insulting as when someone like you interviews me and asks a question like that, no matter how you word it," he says. But he’s also resigned himself to the insults: "It’s part of the game. You just do it."

#8 - Fly Magazine – December 2005

In other words, even after selling millions of albums and becoming one of America’s biggest pop stars, it appears that Clay Aiken is still the same lovable goof we first met three years ago. There’s something strangely comforting about that.

FM: In a position like yours, everybody’s so interested in your personal life. Suddenly I’m reading things about you, everything from stories about your childhood pets to speculation on your sexual orientation and everything in between. Does that weird you out?

CA: It’s tough. At the very beginning of the process, it’s quite a shock. You don’t understand why people are asking these things. I had a goat – who cares? And I didn’t tell anybody that. There are times that I look on the internet or read a message board and they’ll know things about me that I didn’t know. [laughs] I never told anybody that! How did they find out? So at first it’s a shock. And then later on it’s not as shocking but still upsetting. And then after a while, it’s just like having a gnat in your nose. You just want to kill it. [laughs] It becomes unfortunately a negative part of what you do, and you need to kind of live with it. But if you could get up your nose and kill it, you would do it. [laughs] It’s not so easy sometimes.

#9 - Charlotte News & Observer – December 2005
Matt Ehlers

He lost in the show's final sing-off in 2003, but the zealous fans he won assured the kind of success that makes you think of a latter-day Tom Jones without the innuendo.

All of it -- the record contract, the money, and the panty-tossing fans -- could have gone to his head. Instead, as two days on the road with him reveal, the Clay Aiken who left North Carolina three years ago as a purposeful young man on a mission has returned that same man, only with better hair and more mettle.

#10 - The News Tribune.com – 11/04/05
Ernest Jasmin

What I really wanted to know was how he felt about the people who were really mean to him – namely the likes of Conan O’Brien, "Mad TV," "Saturday Night Live" and others who have made Aiken the subject of gay jokes since he graduated from "Idol."

"A lot of times I don’t find out about these things unless I read them online," Aiken said. "I guess there’s a compliment hidden deep within there. If they weren’t talkin’ about me, I guess it would be worse, wouldn’t it? At least when people say mean things they’re admitting we’re important enough to mention."

#11 - Today’s Christian – Nov/Dec 2005
Holly Vicente Robaina

...But celebrity hasn't been all roses. He jokes that the paparazzi know his schedule better than he does. Details of his life regularly appear on newsstands and the Internet, from what he eats for breakfast (his favorite cereal is Cinnamon Toast Crunch) to his bad habits (he used to bite his toenails). Speculation swirled about his sexuality. (No, he's not gay.)
[Note: A reputable magazine would not print such a strong statement without having first discussed it off the record.]

#12 - Qnotes – 02/11/06

At a press conference May 21, 2003, Aiken pointedly ignored a question from Advocate reporter Alonso Duralde: "A lot of your fan base thinks you’re gay. Any comment on that?"

According to Duralde, Aiken had no response whatsoever — he simply moved on to the next reporter for another question. "He froze me out," said Duralde.

#13 – Amazon.com

Gossip has always surrounded celebrities--and one of the most common bits is about sexuality. In the past, rumors of homosexuality have been a career-killer; that is less true today, but even so most celebrities still go out of their way to deny it.

CLAY AIKEN - Pop singer Clay Aiken has often ignored the question, but he flatly stated that he was not gay to The Rolling Stone, Primetime Live, and The Kansas City Star.

#14 - USA Today – 08/07/06 12:34 PM

Clay Fires Back!

Aiken, in a statement issued by RCA Records, said Monday...

"As a so-called 'celebrity' I have become used to scurrilous (vulgar) allegations and untruths (lies) being made about me and my work. I have always taken the path of not reacting to these matters and have accepted them as, somehow, coming with the 'job.'

#15 - GMA - Diane Sawyer 9/23/06

"For a long time you want to let everybody be a part of your life.....you know what , this is ridiculous, it doesn't matter what you say, certain people are gonna believe this, certain people are gonna believe that....I'm just not commenting anymore there's no point, I've answered before (*see 1 - 14 above). I feel like a kid who is in trouble in school and is called in, did you do this? did you cheat on that test? and, of course no, but it doesn't matter what you say." - Clay Aiken

By Courtesy of Polly Graf

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Anonymous said...

I assure everyone, the appropriate authorities do know EVERYTHING. It escalated after Mr. Aiken was sworn in with Pres Bush. When Mr. Aiken was sworn in, they did a background check like they would any federal employee but much more because of the closeness to Pres Bush. I can promise you, the haters will be taken care of in the near future so I would wait and see as OC has said.

Anonymous said...

I wish I could be as confident as you all are that buttboy's time will come. This mess is only getting worse and it sure isn't helping Clay. Where the hell are the big guns?

Anonymous said...

CA and JR are taking care of it now. Please let them do it on their schedule. The fact that every network and affiliation has said something about it will force the legal issue now IMHO. Please let them take care of it. The police and state authorities were personally notified and now the feds are in it also because of CA's appointment.

Oh Crap said...

On a lighter side: with a little over 39% of the stores reporting in, Clay still holding at #1

WRU said...

Must be newbies in the house, OC!

Welcome newbies and God Bless!

Anonymous said...

Who is JR?

WRU said...

Jess Rosen, one of many of Clay's attorneys.

Oh Crap said...

dod has been here before but rarely posts.

JR is Jess Rosen, one of Clay's attorneys. I believe he's the head guy that will be sending JP and his ilk to Tent City so Polly Graf and I can greet them. It's still in the 100s in October so those Orange suits should be a little chafing.

Anonymous said...

So PaulASS and associates are really going to jail???

Oh Crap said...

Anon, they've certainly earned that right. They've tried very hard to get there. Of course, they can always opt for Devil's Island. But then, who knows?

Anonymous said...

I am so frustrated!! I am tired of PualASS and his associates getting away with character assassination with Clay. I really want PaulASS to pay. I want whomever is fronting the money for this campaign to suffer. It has been 9 months. Enough!! Clay deserves better!

WRU said...

I think pickle and groucho should be bunkmates in the pokey.

Would you like to here that lovely conversation?

;)

Anonymous said...

Should all of this be discussed in the open? Just asking...

WITH 39.40% OF THE STORES REPORTING, CLAY IS STILL #1!!

#1 CLAY AIKEN RCA LABEL GROUP 87,544
A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS

crew said...

Ew!!! I just looked up Century 21 website and saw the butthole's pic. Ick Ick Ick. I cannot believe Century 21 hired him. He represents Century 21. THat's just all kinds of ICK. Are they not award of what this "century 21 representative" is up to? I think I will boycott Century 21 for the rest of my life. Is this the kind of stuff they hire?

Truth Rules said...

Wishful thinking is one thing, giving the haters a heads up is another.

Like everyone else here I want this over yesterday.

Anonymous said...

One magazine wrote "a lot of your fanbase thinks your gay" Bullcrap, only the non-fanbase does, his real fanbase knows he's not.

Great job on this fact-finding mission.

Oh Crap said...

You are right Polly Graf and Truth, giving them notice that crime doesn't go unpunished is falling on deaf ears and numb nuts. However I or we warn them, they ignore it. Let them hang by their numb nuts.


SO HOW ABOUT OUR GUY? #1 so far.

Anonymous said...

Showbiz Tonite on CNN talking about Clay (mostly), Rosie, Brooke Shields, Lorraine Bracco, etc. on taking antidepressants. Showing lots of clips of Clay, especially from The View. Lots of Clay - good things!!!

AWESOME!!! They showed the poll that 79% said it was WRONG to ask Clay about his sexuality and that viewers asked them to report that Clay has ALREADY answered that question in Rolling Stone!!

WooHoo!! Yes he did and it doesn't need answering again!

Anonymous said...

You guys do a fantastic job! I sure hope that someone is on top of that blog - and the latest post - I hope someone knows this guy and can let him know his face is plastered on THAT blog. Must be something that can be done about this.

Anonymous said...

9:26 - For everything there is a season.

Anonymous said...

Dang... I hadn't been to the swamp of shit in a long time.

I have a hard time getting upset by this now. That f*cker is just nuts. The more he blogs, the more he proves that he needs a straight jacket.

Clay answered the questions - sorry DICKHEAD, he didn't mention you by name... too bad... so sad... ONLY NOT!

I admit that I've been entertained thinking back on those old blogs that were SO wrong -

The CD would never come out.
Clay would come out.
Oh wait, Clay won't do ANY interviews during promotion of the CD that will never come out.
His EP was fired.
Roger dropped him.

I'm sure I've missed a few. One of my all time faves was the night that DIPSHIT posted that Clay was at a certain hotel in LA and logged into his swamp, then said he was told to delete the info. Delusions of grandeur are entertaining when the deluded is an asswipe.

It's all been an education in a fan fic from hell and the price of celebrity in a world where stalkers roam the earth.

Anonymous said...

"crew said...
Ew!!! I just looked up Century 21 website and saw the butthole's pic. Ick Ick Ick. I cannot believe Century 21 hired him."


So if I go to the Century 21 site, will I see John's dick, his bare ass or his face? Bwah! I made my own self laugh.

Oh Crap said...

Quoting Anonymous:
"So if I go to the Century 21 site, will I see John's dick, his bare ass or his face?"


I don't know how you tell them apart!

Oh Crap said...

While I have the time, I want to thank the anonymous person who showed me the fancier blog templates and all the goodies you can add. Perhaps the focus of this blog will shift "SOON" then we can contemplate the extras.

Anonymous said...

This just in a Yahoo News Alert.

Fox News and the Drudge Report are carrying this story.

Clay Beating Justin?

Believe it or not, Clay Aiken’s new album of schlocky tunes for blue-haired ladies, "A Thousand Different Ways," looks as though it just outsold Justin Timberlake’s "FutureSex/LoveSounds" and took the No. 1 spot. It was Aiken’s debut week and Justin’s second week. Weird, huh?

Justin tried to bring "SexyBack," but Clay took it away, and all in the space of a week. I have some quibbles with Justin’s album, but his "What Goes Around ..." with the Benjamin Wright Orchestra is sheer genius.

Aiken’s songs, on the other hand, are offensive pablum. He should be arrested for his cold-blooded murder of Harry Nilsson’s classic "Without You." It’s a horror...


In spite of the insults, if Clay's numbers can hang on throughout today and tomorrow, this is the type buzz he will get the rest of the week and that's good!!

Truth Rules said...

54.83% in


LW TW artist / album label power index

-- 1 CLAY AIKEN RCA LABEL GROUP 144,327
A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS


1 2 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE JIVE/ZLG 132,074
FUTURE SEX/LOVE SOUNDS

Anonymous said...

It going to be a long night ladies, I want to watch those numbers climb for OMC.

Anonymous said...

Interesting how so many people can have such a total opposite view of the exact same thing!

I think the record from JT is crap and CA is genius!

Oh Crap said...

Interested, unfortunately most of the critics are still pissed that Heavy Metal is passe because it was THEIR music. To them "genius", beauty, artistry and someone who can sing is inferior to a person who can grab his crotch 10 times in the same song.

Anonymous said...

Where is everybody today? They all can't be at the CD signing.

And where are the numbers??? This waiting is driving me nutz!!

Oh Crap said...

I think everyone else that's not at work is watching the numbers.

Truth Rules said...

56.77%


LW TW artist / album label power index
-- 1 CLAY AIKEN RCA LABEL GROUP 157,671
A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS
1 2 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE JIVE/ZLG 152,359
FUTURE SEX/LOVE SOUNDS

Truth Rules said...

73.37%


LW TW artist / album label power index
1 1 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE JIVE/ZLG 205,709
FUTURE SEX/LOVE SOUNDS
-- 2 CLAY AIKEN RCA LABEL GROUP 179,756
A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS
-- 3 FERGIE A&M/INTERSCOPE 152,503

Truth Rules said...

I got to thinking about all this on the way home today.

Clay doesn't drink. He doesn't party till all hours of the night. He doesn't smoke. He doesn't do drugs. He doesn't sleep around. He doesn't curse. He isn't nasty. He believes in Jesus. He loves his mother. He helps children in need.

They had to dirty him up somehow and all that was left was to make him gay and trolling internet sites.

Anonymous said...

Well, seeing him at #1 was nice while it lasted.

Clay will always be #1 to US!

Truth Rules said...

final numbers

LW TW artist / album label power index % change

1 1 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE JIVE/ZLG 231,066 -67%
FUTURE SEX/LOVE SOUNDS
-- 2 CLAY AIKEN RCA/RMG 206,631 --
A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS
-- 3 FERGIE A&M/INTERSCOPE 158,468 --
THE DUTCHESS
-- 4 KENNY CHESNEY SBMG NASHVILLE/BNA 141,635 --
LIVE THOSE SONGS AGAIN
2 5 JOHN MAYER AWARE/COLUMBIA/CRG 141,097 -51%
CONTINUUM
-- 6 DIANA KRALL VERVE 91,649 --
FROM THIS MOMENT ON
3 7 BEYONCE COLUMBIA/CRG 86,608 -44%
B'DAY
-- 8 LUPE FIASCO ATLANTIC/ATL G 85,959 --
LUPE FIASCO'S FOOD & LIQUOR
-- 9 CHINGY CAPITOL 75,109 --
HOODSTAR
7 10 HINDER UNIVERSAL REPUBLIC 71,439 +8%
EXTREME BEHAVIOR

WRU said...

Respectable numbers none the less!

Good for Clay!

I'm sure the swamp will have something snide to say about it!

Anonymous said...

Clay is confirmed for Larry King tomorrow night. The 2 topics are the panic attacks and the tabloids. I don't know if I'm happy about this or angry that he has such complete scumbags trying to harm him that this is necessary.

PS: LK is an old idiot, so I really don't know what to expect.

Oh Crap said...

I'm happy that he's covering the tabloid stuff. Wish WSCA would send in her proof that it was all phony.

Anonymous said...

A bit of good news to report
LKL is back on!! Clay on tomorrow
evening 9pmET/8C Woohoo!!!

Anonymous said...

If I were Butty boy I wouldn't give a reason for people to think he was the reason for the sales being lower than MOAM. Good way to get certain lawyers attention against him.

Anonymous said...

There is NOTHING in this world that would make me loose my love and respect for Clay...I'll go to my grave loving that MAN!

Oh Crap said...

Luv, I was hoping they'd squeeze 5 minutes for a song ...say... "Broken Wings" or "Here You Come Again".

People would forget all about the Pickle's and the Clarkson/Studdard fans' lies.

Aiken, nobody loses the respect for a great man when they know the truth. Butt-ee had no respect to begin with and he's treading water right now as are his supporters.

WRU said...

MTV interview:

http://cdd.blogspot.com/2006/09/clays-mtv-interview.html

Truth Rules said...

Clay had the #1 debut album beating out FERGIE, KENNY CHESNEY,
DIANA KRALL, LUPE FIASCO, CHINGY,
JESSE MCCARTNEY and ELTON JOHN.

That's damn good considering the way his promotion was handled.

WRU said...

I'm confused by this:


Update: With 73% reporting, Justin now has a lead over Clay. But FOX News is reporting that Clay beat Justin to take this week's #1 spot.

Per CDD

Truth Rules said...

Fox is reporting yesterday's news. They need to fire their fact checker.

Anonymous said...

I am very happy for Clay. One person beat him in sales...big deal! Clay has had virtually no radio play and no promotion thanks to RCA.

I read yesterday that Kenny Chesney had the largest grossing tour this year, yet Clay even sold more than him!

Oh Crap said...

I thought I heard that LK doesn't take call-ins anymore but takes email questions. Hmmmm! I sent him an email.

WRU said...

They tape the phone call part it BTW, Live doesn't mean exactly at that moment they have a delay to ax any nasty or inappropriate comments or calls.

Anonymous said...

You guys check out the swamp

WTF, he is beyond crazy, this needs to stop. God I'm so pissed.

Can't team Clay do something now?

Oh Crap said...

Thanks WRU, I guess I had forgotten about the delay. I sent an email in hopes that he would get to see how much we support him and love the new CD. It really is a work of art.

Oh Crap said...

It obviously didn't work because that's not what they are showing on TV. The media were more interested in interviewing the cute YOUNG ladies standing in line.

Anonymous said...

Oh Crap, is there anything we can do to stop Paulass and his minions? Do you have any ideas?

crew said...

I still think C/21 needs to know what kind of dirt bag they hired.

Anonymous said...

If I were gay I would be ashamed of how pickle and his minions have acted.

nonnymus said...

There is NOTHING in this world that would make me loose my love and respect for Clay...I'll go to my grave loving that MAN!

WORD!!!

Have you all seen the pictures from the signing?

*smacks self Of course you have..... what was I thinking? :-)

He's looking mighty hunky and fine!

...Claymate down

Oh Crap said...

Crew, Perhaps just let the corporate office know that you won't be listing or purchasing a property through them from now until infinity. Maybe you'll feel better.

Anon at 6:13, I think he's digging a heap load of dirt to shovel back on himself. Let the fricker dig. The deeper he goes, the less likely he is to claw his way out.

YIKES! Floridabelle, I was busy and hadn't seen the new pics yet. Darting over now.

Anonymous said...

Calling his work is just what this SOB wants. Then he'll be on the news telling everyone how we got him fired. Ignoring him is best. Let Clay and Uncle Jess handle the ass.

Oh Crap said...

Look what ignoring him has gotten us.

Anonymous said...

Oh crap, I wouldn't give this nut any credit. He wants to think that he has power over Clay's career and we can't let him think he had anything to do with this. He can't outlast us.

Oh Crap said...

Personally, I'm biding my time but I am NOT going to tell others what to do or what NOT to do

Anonymous said...

6:37, I agree. This is a very sick man who craves attention. Ignoring the bastard will kill him. I can not believe what he has done. I am just looking forward to seeing our boy on Jimmy Kimmel.

Anonymous said...

Personally, I'm biding my time but I am NOT going to tell others what to do or what NOT to do


What does this mean? I really wish we would stop with the riddles. Will Clay's lawyers do anything or not? ARe you biding your time before you release what info you have? Because so far JP has been winning all the battles. There has been very little defense on the Clay end. RCA and Clive have done absolutely nothing to promote this CD. I have never heard of promotion for the CD to start the week it debuts. The radio adds are a joke. I don't know I am very sad and frustrated. If I didn't know better I would think Clive and RCA are the ones supporting Asswipe!!

Anonymous said...

So what is that dickhead's reason for someone like Elton John having even lower first week numbers than Clay? Is he gonna claim he gave him a BJ, or what?

Anonymous said...

Don't worry about JP's latest blog. I talked to a friend of mine who was there. Nobody did anything like JP's posting over on his blog. She said the only fliers that were handed out were coupons for restaurants. JP's trying to yank the fans' chains.

WRU said...

link to the pics plz

WRU said...

Jerome would have jacked his ass off to jail if pickle had done what he said.

Oh Crap said...

JP hasn't won anything. JP has just made a bigger ass of himself day by day TRYING to win a chance to meet Clay or breathe the same air. He hasn't succeeded. Clay still hasn't acknowledged his existence.

Anonymous said...

That's good to know, I wouldn't put something like that past him though.

Clay is looking pretty damn hot.
Any reports on Kimmel yet?

Oh Crap said...

Ok...there are 2 things that can help you relax. Go look at pics of Clay or imagine limpy with Dicktheria.

Anonymous said...

Well, I say get his ass fired!! Who cares any more. He's going to blame it on the fans anyway.

You know he gave an interview a while back and said he was fired because of the media attention. He wishes! But maybe so.

But if you do decide to do something, maybe it would help if you lived in NC. I don't think it will be as important if a Canadian calls C/21! lol

Oh Crap said...

Maybe we can get some "boys" to put up flyers.

crew said...

how bout sending those flyers to C/21?

Anonymous said...

Anon at 7:05,

We don't know what Clay's lawyers will ever do, if anything. And we shouldn't know. They are his lawyers and its up to them and Clay, IMO. I know they and RCA are aware of everything and watching closely.

You know, we should never let the enemy see us sweat.

Oh Crap said...

I'm not sweating...well, there are a couple of Clay videos that make me sweat.. but as angry as the pickle makes me, I'm not sweating. There's no doubt in my mind that he'll be wearing an orange jumpsuit before long.

WRU said...

The Orange jumpsuit is coming.....

crew said...

Oh crap...I wish I knew what you knew!

Oh Crap said...

It would make most of us happier if they put pickle and Emach in the same cell or tent. I guess Groucho could join Bubba; I know he wants it.

Anonymous said...

Groucho is in the closet, he would love to spend time with pickle.

Anonymous said...

It is really a shame that Kelly's fans and Emach don't believe enough in their singers. They think they have to try to harm Clay just so their idols can do well. Especially Emach. She is one evil person who is capable of anything, including something criminal. She will get whats coming to her in HELL.

Oh Crap said...

I know you do Crew. Patience... which isn't one of my virtues either.

crew said...

How soon do we have to wait? Soon as in Clay's time? As in ...Soon to me isn't the same soon in Clay's world.

Oh Crap said...

Holy Freaking Moly! I'll start you out at one page but there are more pics before and after this page. When you get to the low rider jeans pics have cigarettes or oxygen tanks ready. And don't forget to copy all the way down to the time stamp so the whole link appears in your browser

http://p071.ezboard.com/ftheclayboardfrm11.showMessageRange?topicID=83814.topic&start=221&stop=240

Anonymous said...

All those pics and the sneak peeks about Kimmel sorta make you say, "dickhead who?" :D

WRU said...

This is pretty cool:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060927/482/be68aa7b6701407d970c7a26370a71cb

WRU said...

I use to hate Kimmel but now I quite like him since he now likes OMC:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060927/482/fb1115d7571b497da53685f962eecbfc

Anonymous said...

"What a prick, a limp one at that!"

Of course he is. There was never a question. He didn't make it as a porn queen because he couldn't get it up.

He CLAIMED he couldn't get it up for Clay.

He only thinks he has balls and dreams of having a dick. All he really has is a stretched out ass.

Oh Crap said...

Alice, I thank you for the best laugh of the day.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE Jimmy Kimmel and Clay - the interaction between those two is fantastic. For the life of me, I can't understand why NBC is replacing Leno with Conan. Jimmy Kimmel has such a great personality! He would have been my choice. Conan just sucks. John + Conan, much better match.

Sigh. I love Clay Aiken.

Anonymous said...

well, there you go. Nope not gay. Clay didn't know how to shave his leg without knicks all over those cute. white legs!!!!!! Who needs more proof than that?

Oh Crap said...

Ticked, I think NBC basically jumped the gun committing themselves to Conan when Leno retires. It's a shame they didn't wait to see who was hot at the end of Leno's last 5 years. I cannot stand Conan's brand of slapstick humor. He's just goofy and not even funny. As a matter of fact, he's not even sarcastic; he's just plain nasty.

Anonymous said...

Just heard in a Raleigh restaurant last night.... butty boy is wearing adult diapers because he can't control his bowels anymore....eeeeeeewwww!!! He was seen buying them in a local grocery store a week ago. The customer behind him in line, noticed a dark stain on the seat of his pants and smelled the faint odor of manure.

Oh Crap said...

Well that just about ruined my enjoyment of the Kimmel downloads. Good thing I didn't have coffee because I would have Bwahahahahad all over myself.

Truth Rules said...

Clay on Kimmel was hilarious last night. I've watched my tape a few times now and laugh every single time. The two of them are a riot. Great comedy team.

I love how they can take the nasty stuff and turn it around to make us laugh at it. I love too that Clay knows that we'll kick butt when anyone is mean to him. He knows we're his and that we've got his back.

1K Days rocked.

Oh Crap said...

SOOOOO True about ATD rocking. I wonder how many nonfans watching crapped their drawers when he let out that growl. We got Growly Clay and Sexy Clay and Funny Clay all in one night.

Oh Crap said...

Anybody know if that was S'van on keyboards? The camera got the back of his head once and a couple distance shots so I couldn't tell.

Anonymous said...

I can't understand why NBC is replacing Leno with Conan.

12:36 - it might have something to do with Kimmel being under contract with ABC.

Look at it this way, after Conan takes over the Tonight Show, whenever Jimmy has Clay on as a guest, he will always beat Conan in the ratings!!


Are there any links to d/ls from last night's interview?

Oh Crap said...

http://p071.ezboard.com/ftheclayboardfrm11.showMessageRange?topicID=83822.topic&start=501&stop=520

It's on this page and if those don't work keep advancing to other pages because as these expire or reach a limit someone else will upload another.

WRU said...

Kimmel was hilarious!

They have become good friends when Kimmel was his biggest hater at first.

Great!

Oh Crap said...

Did you catch the snarky jabs Kimmel got in about the MESS?

Truth Rules said...

The first jab was Kimmel chasing Clay with the sign at the record store. I loved it. Of course it was so subtle it probably went over the swamp dwellers heads.

Loved the shaving comments too. Clay was laughing so hard I'm surprised he didn't pee his pants.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure you are right Polly. My comment about Conan and Kimmel. But that decision was made when it was 5 years or so out. If they really wanted Kimmel, they would try to steal him from ABC. Or, I wish they would move Kimmel to an earlier time. That was such a great program.

There are some great pictures of Clay this morning on the California station. I love his hair that way.

Pickle who? Buddy who?

Truth Rules said...

Everything you need to know about blue-hairs is on my blog.

Anonymous said...

Woohoo!!

Clay's Virgin pics are up at Wireimage, Getty and Newscom. That event was a BIG DEAL.
1. He killed on Kimmel,
2. got the #1 debut album spot,
3. is in the top 5 best TV spots at AOL,
4. #4 most popular stories at CNN
5. and he looks better than EVAH.

I'm sure I didn't cover everything - feel free to add.

I'd say it's a pretty good time in Clayland, and a pretty dark, desperate at the swamp. Hee!

Remember, the better the news is for us, the nastier buttboy's blogs are.

Dont'cha just love it?

Anonymous said...

http://www.dailysouthtown.com/entertainmen...1EN3-27.article


QUOTE
This is how Oprah should have answered it
"The people who know me, know me. I don't really feel like I have anybody to answer to but myself and God and the people I love."

-- Clay Aiken, shrugging off speculation that he is gay. We here at Pulse! salute Aiken for telling people it's none of their business, not like the whole Oprah Winfrey/Gayle King "We're not gay! Really!" business.

Anonymous said...

Here's one more :)

Clay is the 4th artist
ever to have his first 3 albums debut Top 5 and scan over 200,000 in the
first week.

Source: http://www.prnewswire.com/

Anonymous said...

Just noticed that there is a new member over at the OFC named "openlyclay."

Idiots.

They really, really, really neeeeed him to be gay don't they? Forget listening to his words, let's go with the fantasies and skewing whatever he says.

Wonder if any of them caught his statement on KTLA today where he basically said that he doesn't have anything to hide, but that the tabloids make stuff up anyway. How can they twist that one?

Truth Rules said...

The young thin stars being accused of being anorexic are facing the same false accusations. Where does it end. If it's sensationalistic it makes the news regardless of the truth.

I used to be skinny as a rail and when I took a deep breath my ribs showed. I could eat anything I wanted and not gain an ounce. Wish that were still true.

Anonymous said...

Truth, I remember those days.

I think I was 3. lol

WRU said...

Great interview:

http://www.clayaikentheidealidol.com/e-mail-shipwreck-island.html

WRU said...

CA said the tabloids stuff untrue on Larry King, Flat out said it is UNTRUE.

Anonymous said...

Some of those OC hags have been planting false rumors based upon their fantasies in the gossip blogs. They're obsessed with Clay and totally invested in his being gay. It's how they get their jollies off.

Have you ever seen some of their pictures? Scary. Deep down they know he'd never be attracted to any of them so they fantasize about him in some boi/boi action.

They are pathological.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE, ADORE YOU...MR CLAY AIKEN. WHAT A MAN!! Clay is not going to pander to or address that piece of shit known as PaulASS. So take that JP and haters. JP, Clay so has your number. He is figured you out. He is not going to give you want you want!!! PAULASS DOES NOT EXIST IN CLAY'S REALITY. I LOVE IT. I LOVE CLAY. WHAT AN INTELLIGENT AND CHARISMATIC PERSON. I LOOOOOOOOOOVE, LOOOOOVE
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE CLAY
AIKEN!!

WRU said...

Larry King at the last part said "Clay Aiken, one of my favorite people".

Great interview and Clay handled himself very well.

IMHO

Oh Crap said...

Well, Clay pretty much controlled that interview. He's the best.

Anonymous said...

Great interview!

If anyone knows anyone who post on the PP blog they should say...

OK PP its over..TIme to pick up your marbles and go home..

Maggi

Anonymous said...

Is it true the Ryan Seacrest wanted Larry King to ambush Clay about the gay issue?

Oh Crap said...

From the info I saw, the gal who heard it said that Ryan called LK and told him that Clay didn't come right out and give a direct answer to Diane Sawyer. LK wanted to know what Diane's approach was and he would approach it a different way.

"Ambush" is a word that a fan came up with. Clay didn't cave to LK either. Just something about those intelligent Alpha Males who are in controll of themselves and too smart to take the bait. They are 10 times sexier than any macho acting male who has his shoe size confused with his IQ.

Anonymous said...

Clay is about 40 times more macho than Ryan.

Anonymous said...

Clay, SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woo Hoo, they be ridiculous spinning pickles in the swamp.

Anonymous said...

It is really funny "them" bitching about Clay saying he had no interest in celebrities or magazines.

He said that in one of his very early interviews. He said something - like people would ask him about certain celebrities - and he didn't know who they were talking about.

Its not new.

Oh Crap said...

New blog coming up shortly and it will be a short one.

Anonymous said...

Ryan Seacrest has sold his soul to AI. Simon Cowell is already bitching about Clay because Clay had a good day yesterday and today. The more successful Clay is, the more ridiculous Simon comes off. He can't get past the fact that he totally tripped over a potential superstar and failed to recognize it.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone have a link to d/l Kimmel?

I've checked Clack Unlimited and nothing is showing up. Maybe I'm using the wrong link.

I loved the LK interview! Clay held his own like I knew he would. Loved all the clips of Clay. CNN did our man proud!

We now have a record of 4 times in the past couple of weeks where Clay has said the rumors are not true. He said it to Diane, KTLA, People mag. and on LKL tonight. That's enough for me!!

Anonymous said...

Man - the Frog Swamp is desparate - they're trying to hang on to anything they can that is negative to Clay.

Ain't gonna happen - - Clay was brilliant in all his interviews.

Oh Crap said...

The swamp suffers from loose bowels and flapjaw.

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