Thursday, October 26, 2006

Clay Aiken: The Entertainer

While working online today I was listening to my wonderful CD of Lurve Songs and found myself closing my eyes and swaying to the music. I don't remember anyone else besides Barbra Streisand connecting to the lyrics and feeling the music so passionately. There have been many great ones and Clay will always seem a part of that legacy; I can feel it. When we saw him on AI-2 many of us felt we were watching the birth of a legend.

I recalled the story written by a fan meeting one of Clay's former girlfriends outside a radio station in Raleigh when Clay and Amanda were visiting and Clay was to pick out the best sign. The fan asked the former girlfriend what Clay is like and her response was that Clay is very romantic and passionate. She then told the fan to not ask for anymore information along those lines. Seems Clay gravitates toward young ladies with fine character like himself.

What is it about Clay and his music? We know about the "Mandate" now and we know that he turned the project into something timeless and special in spite of all the hurdles. He didn't just jump over them, he kicked them out of his way to give us a masterpiece full of that same romance and passion.

So then I sat here and wondered further why it is that Clay grabs me and won't let go. I think I've got it! Clay sings like a man. He sings like a man who loves. He SOUNDS like a man and he sounds like an intelligent man when he sings. The songs he co-wrote are better than the rest because of his maturity and understanding of what music should be. It's him grabbing onto us because perhaps he feels that we're his, all his. He said it with song. He's right! There's nobody like him and never will be again. He's ours, all ours.

So why the let down from his PR team? One has to wonder if it's due to the fact that he was, he is and he always will be of such fine character inspite of liars and extortionists in the guise of recording execs who want to keep their hands in the pockets of kids they discovered and launched into stardom. Clay is a REAL MAN. Asswipes come and go; they're disposable. TPTB have done everything they can to bring him down to their level and he silently thumbs his nose at them.

Clay won't sing about raunchy sex, he won't drop his drawers or yank a woman's clothes off. He can get downright sexy in concert because...well...he's downright sexy. There's the difference between Clay and other pop artists. He can really sing, he can enterpret, he can entertain, he can be sexy without trying because of his voice, demeaner, his gorgeous looks and moves you can only be born with. He doesn't have to play the part as other male pop artists do.

Whassa matter RCA? Couldn't you get him to act like a teen humping his bedpost in a frenzy?

112 comments:

WRU said...

You are SO right!

Clay is a man and knows what his fans likes, unfortunately it sounds like his label is stuck in their own 1960's mindset and won't listen.

Regardless, I like Clay's music style and his talent. "Lover All Alone" shows what he can do, hopefully David Foster will be in charge of his career soon since he sees what we sees!

IMHO.

nzclaynz said...

Love this!

Yep, he has us because he's a man. A REAL man. One who knows who he is and doesn't feel the need to prove himself to anyone.

God, he's sexy in concert. I've been lucky enough to be witness to it. He doesn't need the raunchy moves, because he seduces with his spectacular voice, his intelligence, his wit and those seductive, laughing, sparkling and HONEST eyes.. God, those eyes...

I'm not ashamed to say that all of that is a turn on. Real men don't need to 'act' sexy. Some just are and even more so when they don't even know it.

RCA don't even know what they really have. They think they do - but they just don't see what we see.

As much as I love ATDW - I hope it's with a label that lets him make an album that's more "Clay" than ever and show him for the versatile, crazy talented singer and yes; songwriter he is.

Oh Crap said...

My prediction is that Clay and David Foster will be more like partners. I see a great new songwriting team emerging. What they did with Lover All Alone gets me all misty eyed. It's simply the most beautiful song that's been written in a long, long time but I know it's also Clay's voice that sells it.

Hopefully, the song will be on an album in the future. The world needs to hear that song Clay's way.

Anonymous said...

Oh Crap, I so agree with everything you have written - you are sooooo right!

I would also add the Juke Box Tour that really showcased the performer and entertainer that he is. He can sing so many different kinds of music and entertain us while he is at it. And, his willingness to share the spotlight with others? Well, that just warms my soul. I watched Vermont and Boston just the other day. What a treat. Oh, and by the way - the hair was gorgeous I loved those moments when you could see the fun he and the band had - I am referring in particular to when Felix called Vermont a city. Soooo cute, and fun! Wish I had been there - I love each and every one of the Clack gatherers!

Anonymous said...

amen!

Maggi

Truth Rules said...

Lover All Alone is one of those songs that I loved the first time I heard it. Didn't have to listen a few times to see if it grew on me or not.

If this is the kind of writing Clay is capable of, he's only just begun.

As for everyone's comments I've only got three words.

He just is.

billie said...

Oh crap, you have seen Clay through
my eyes, thank you.

Anonymous said...

For those of you who are fans of Nicholas Sparks - The Notebook, there's a great montage up at YouTube made with Lover All Alone.

I sent the link to my daughter because she loves Sparks and the Notebook is one of her favorite movies, but she's not a die hard Clay fan. Last night I heard her giving the YT link to her boyfriend over the phone. They both liked the song.

Check it out -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYpcctHmzlI

Anonymous said...

I wanted to comment but don't want to have to go through changing my password for the umpteenth time!

Excellent blog OC! I'm just so grateful that I along with all of you "get it"!

Jo

jbc4clay said...

So well said.
Wish I had the words that you do. The tallent and being that is Clay Aiken is just there. That is all. He is just one package. He has such a bright and wonderful future ahead of him. I just hope to be around to see it. Just have to get thru this hurdle and then - watch out!

Jan

Truth Rules said...

CBS evening news is doing a segment on Sherrif Joe and his pink uniforms. Love it.

Anonymous said...

"Yep, he has us because he's a man. A REAL man."

Yes, indeed he is. And, this board is really cool. Oh Crap and the rest of the girls, you are my heros. I have been lurking since forever and I am raising my glass to you guys. Keep up the good work, this awesome blog, and the hunt for the truth. It will prevail. The truth that is. Go get um' tigerettes. JP, that is.

Signed: Clay Lover

Truth Rules said...

LMAO - it wasn't Sherrif Joe. It was a sherrif in Texas - every thing in his jail is pink. Walls, sheets, towels, uniforms.

The return rate went from 31% to 3 %. Those macho Texans don't like wearing pink.

Anonymous said...

The first time I listened to Lover All Alone, I started to cry. Boy, did this song tug on the ol' heartstrings. The last time I felt like that was the first time I heard "My Heart Will Go On" when I saw The Titanic. This is an absolutely AMAZING

Anonymous said...

Whassa matter RCA? Couldn't you get him to act like a teen humping his bedpost in a frenzy?

Who needs to get him to do anything? Did you forget he already was willing to act like he was humping his back-up singers in a frenzy for When Doves Cry?

Anonymous said...

(accidentally hit enter) song and it's the way he sings it that gets us.

nzclaynz said...

Ooo, we're talking about Lover All Alone, huh?

Possibly the most gorgeous song I've ever heard and I adore it. If this is a taste of Clay's songwriting ability, then I say "more please!"

I think it was deliberately left off the physical album so that Clay could have more control over it. I sure hope to see it on a future album.

I'm also one of those that hopes for more collaboration between Clay and David Foster - at least on the songwriting front. I think they could be a force to be reckoned with.

polly, thanks for the link. I love The Notebook, so I'm gonna check that out.

Anonymous said...

I am so looking forward to all the new 'Clayversions' that are bound to happen with the Christmas concerts and with the ATDW tour once it starts.

I sat next to a couple at last year's JNT in Kansas City. They didn't really know that much about Clay - just had season's tickets for the year at that particular venue.

All they knew was that he had come in second during AI and they thought that the 'Claymates' in the audience were a crazy but fun bunch of people; especially since a lot of us were passing out electrical tape for people to tape over their camera flash.

They enjoyed the show, chuckled at all the comic lines, applauded just as much as the 'mates' after all the musical numbers; I even heard a gasp or two from them during a few of Clay's glory notes.

But they put on their coats and started to leave before GOOD NEWS so they wouldn't have to 'fight' the traffic. I told them they really, really did not want to miss the encore, so they reluctantly sat back down - I guess because I practically forced them to!

During the standing ovation and thunderous applause after GOOD NEWS, the man turned to me and said. "Thank you! I am SO glad that we didn't miss that. Wow! That was something really special."

So, one by one, in whatever venues he sings in, one new 'Clayvert' at a time, he's going to make new fans. Fans that will stay. Fans who will fall in love with the voice and with the man. Fans that will embrace what he has to offer. Fans that will not even know about the 'slime' that has been on the internet these past 10 months. Fans that will fall under his spell just as we have.

Clay's rocket ride to the stars may have been side tracked for awhile, but it's still heading for those stars, the moon, and beyond. And aren't we all glad that we were on that ride with him from the start? :>

Anonymous said...

hee, I know I clicked on the wrong link and I ended at JP's but I had to laugh ( I always laugh at JP) they're commenting on his career going down. Clay is making an appearance on a soap opera and more that 115 news sources world wide pick up the story! AN APPEARANCE ON A SOAP AND HE"S ON EVERY MAJOR NEWS CHANNEL albeit a small blurb but still, who gets that kind of reaction?

Anonymous said...

"hee, I know I clicked on the wrong link and I ended at JP's but I had to laugh ( I always laugh at JP) they're commenting on his career going down. Clay is making an appearance on a soap opera and more that 115 news sources world wide pick up the story! AN APPEARANCE ON A SOAP AND HE"S ON EVERY MAJOR NEWS CHANNEL albeit a small blurb but still, who gets that kind of reaction? " Damned straight! The haters can all choke on their bile. Only real STARS get that kind of media buzz. It must kill those idiots that Clay's fans are more devoted than ever, despite everything they did to f#&% with us.

fivegoldens said...

Everyone will take note of the fuss the media is making over Clay's scheduled appearance on DOOL! We know RCA didn't promo Clay the way it was expected so the CD didn't sell as many as we hoped for, but that did not diminish Clay's star power one bit. Just a little appearance scheduled on a daytime soap and the media is all over it!

Clay sold over 350,000 cd's on basically his name alone. Who else has done that? Many artists had lead singles and lots of promo and didn't sell that many. I know the swamprats think that was a poor number, but if they did a little research they would find out it is actually a pretty good number in today's market. They only see what they want to see and believe what they want to believe--proving Clay right every day that blog exists!

Oh Crap said...

4:26: That's what I said; Clay gets downright sexy in concert and who says it was an act. There be sparks between Angela and Clay.. and Angela is definitely WOMAN and a strong, intelligent, independent one at that....not to mention shockingly attractive. That's what our boy likes.

Oh Crap said...

I just read about the new EP not being on the RCA label and did the happy dance. I danced so lively I now have to do the pee pee dance.

I think I can help you on that last question.

Anonymous said...

The info about the new EP and RCA may not be true.

Someone said that it's a promo for Walmart, but that doesn't mean RCA did not approve or sanction it. Someone must be responsible for it's pressing and distribution.

Oh Crap said...

Well, whatever the case may be it's a gift I wasn't expecting and a gift I will enjoy this holiday season.

topcop said...

I had to laugh at a rumor ( probably Groucho's) that there were worries about Clay's ability to sell concert tickets. Now that's interesting considering that pretty much all of Clay's Christmas concerts are virtually sold out and have been for some time. They could at least make up rumors that were somwhat based on a plausibility rather than blind hate-blind being the definitive word. Still...you gotta laugh.

Oh Crap said...

It's always funny how that spin goes. I've seen it before. What he forgets to say is that only so many tickets are released to fans and they have to hold back the rest until the venues know if the season ticket holders want to attend. Once they are taken care of then they release the rest to fans.

Calico said...

not to burst any bubbles, but my ATDW cd has this number on the spine: 88697-00179-2

so, 88697 must still be rca related.

Anonymous said...

Also- My latest montage-
"More Than He'll Ever Know"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qoIoeYXp0f0

Anonymous said...

The damn fool just makes himself look more and more stupid with each blog. Surely he most know that no one believes his crap except for Groucho and others like him that want to keep it going, and the 14 yr olds that think its such fun to post using every dirty word they can think of. He can spin stuff all he wants but the fact remains that he has had absolutely no success in destroying Clay or his career. Clay is big, he creates buzz every place. Try as he has, JP's name is not even mentioned any place anymore - PH, NE, Star - all are ignoring him. You'd think he'd get the message by now that his 15 minutes are up! He so wants Clay to sue him to get his name out once again. He may as well forget it, Clay is too smart, it ain't gonna happen!

Anonymous said...

I saw a copy of the post regarding Clay's ticket sales so here's a game the swamp assholes can play.

Go to Ticketmaster and try for 2 tickets to the Turning Stone Casino in NY first for Clay (12/4), then for Ruben (11/8).

That ain't spin, baby, that's REALITY, something Clay fans have on their side.

And the Christmas EP - eeeeeeeeeeeeee!

WRU said...

Exclusive 4 Song CD
to be available at
Walmart on
November 28th!
Holiday songs not
previously recorded by
Clay will be featured.

4 songs I am SO happy!!

WRU said...

On Thursday, November 2, Clay makes the first of his many long awaited November television appearances. Clay will be on The Megan Mullally Show, and her site already has him listed as one of Thursday's guests. The site informs us that, "...former American Idol contestant, Clay Aiken performs "A Thousand Days," from his new CD - and then does a duet with Megan!" Well, we know how awesome "A Thousand Days" is, but this duet should be interesting!

Oh Crap said...

Well, she's a good singer and Clay can harmonize with anyone.

Oh Crap said...

Txsfan, on the technical problem you just have to keep at it. If you keep exiting and going back in it will eventually let you post. Beta Blogger is weird. Some days you can get in with ease and other days you can get in to post 2 or 3 times and that's it.

On the other, I have no idea but I think it was just more of a scheduling thing.

Anonymous said...

I usually make the rounds of a bunch of different blogs every day just to see if there's news. With the new restricted blog I gather that that's where most of the posting is going on? I guess, if there's anything important there it'll filter out to the rest of us somehow but just wanted to know if there was going to be anything much being posted on the regular blogs or if we should forget about hanging out here now?

WRU said...

Have her check her privacy, security, and virus protection setup.

Beta Blogger has a secure socket layer component which is the same as buying something online with secure connection so it can be very unforgiving if anything on your computer isn't set up properly. For the record I had to twick mine to get in at first but I have done this kind of thing for many years.

WRU said...

Funny thing OC, You comment total on this page is higher than the main page for the same link.

Blogger is being quirky again I guess.

Anonymous said...

How sad is it that a 40 year old man has to have an audience of children to feel important?

8:18 AM


Perhaps because that 40 year old man has nothing else going on in his godforsaken life?

Too bad that he can't be charged with a hate crime, but if he keeps stirring up his gullible minions, that may happen.

Anonymous said...

Butty and his minions are the most homophobic people I have every had the displeasure of knowing.

"Look at the way he talks, he walks", good God people.

Are we 100% sure Pickle is gay and not a plant hetero to bash gays.

Oh Crap said...

Who knows what Buttboi is but I can't believe he's talking about the way Clay walks...is that what you are saying? If that's true then there is another sumpin we know that he doesn't.

crew said...

I've had my doubts that "small penis man" is gay. Gay's don't bash eachother. It's just not their way.

Anonymous said...

Excuse me, but doesn't Butty have a lisp? He's a fugly little runt who flunked porn actor 101. How hard can that be? Oh, I forgot, the definitive word being HARD.

Anonymous said...

As far as the gay/not gay issue with pickle;

Keep in mind, that one of his prime helpers is Groucho who is one of the most homophobic, racist bastards their is.

Anonymous said...

We all heard Clay say he's answered the question and isn't answering it again.

I found the following, which verifys that statement and I added it to my list.

#23 – TV Guide Channel – Biography – Fall 2006

...But fame began to take its toll; although his detractors had always dismissed him as a cheesy, easy-listening goof, gossipmongers and stand-up comics, notably Kathy Griffin, began to rag on his ambiguous sexuality. Even though Aiken insisted he was straight in a number of interviews, that didn't quash the rumors, the jokes or the tabloid tales.

Consequently, Aiken kept a lower profile in 2005 (although he did a guest spot on the sitcom Scrubs) and didn't release his next album — A Thousand Different Ways, which was mostly covers — until September 2006.

Oh Crap said...

Yes he has a FAKE lisp because men like him think it sounds tres femme when it really sounds dumb. Women don't talk with a lisp unless they actually have one.

Clay walks the way he does for a reason. It's a miracle that he walks and a tribute to the guts he was born with.

Anonymous said...

Yes he has a FAKE lisp because men like him think it sounds tres femme when it really sounds dumb.
----------

My, my, what a delectable creature he is. How ever could Clay resist him? Butty is so in love with himself that he's probably wondering the same thing.

Oh Crap said...

Polly, I don't know how they can say Clay kept a lower profile in 2005 when he was non-stop touring.

WRU said...

Low profile. He toured all year! WTF!

I have it on Tivo and will watch it tomorrow. I don't want to watch it and get mad.

Anonymous said...

Hey wait! That wasn't from the show tonight. From what I hear, the show is very postitive, but nothing new.

What I posted is from a bio the TV Guide Channel has posted on their site and, once again, they verify what Clay has always said. Since it's TV Guide, I think they mean Clay didn't make many TV appearances. Haven't you heard others like LK ask where he's been? We did go 7 months without seeing him until the JBT.

I didn't mean to upset anyone. I thought you would be thrilled that I now have 23 entries in my totally consistent list!

Anonymous said...

Sorry I posted that under anonymous. But it's me, Polly!

Oh Crap said...

I'm not mad, I was laughing at how some people just don't know how busy Clay really is. We saw him in 2005.... a lot.

I'm please as punch that that "NO" list just keeps getting bigger. Maybe Liar will finally get it... IT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN FOR HIM!

Anonymous said...

I loved the TV Guide program. Well, except for the clueless AI1 person whom I've never seen before, Angela Peel. Other than that, we got another footage that I have not seen before saying he is not gay. How many times does he have to say that? However, judging from the hair and shirt (hee), I'm not sure when that clipped interview was from. Anyone know?

Polly - I would love to see your new list to copy/save. The last one I saw was 13 plus 2 for good measure.

It's all good people. And, after 10 months of "certain people" blogging, it is becoming more obvious to me that he is being paid. And, interesting statement, Crew. I have had that same thought that he (pickle) isn't gay at all, but a paid plant.

I love You Tube. I revisited The Standard interview from November 1, 2005 in Vancover, Canada with Laura Lynn Tyler. 18 minutes of a wonderful interview. I've watched it numerous times before, but what really stood out was his definition of success and sales of albums. Go watch it again. I think it was around 13:00 where he talks about that. Very revealing and so vintage Clay.

Anonymous said...

Another great blog. I agree with you 100%. Oh Crap, your post at 7:30 pm is one of my favorites because you simply referred to JP as Liar. I think LIAR should always accompany any mention of him. The FACT that JP is a LIAR can never be stressed too often or too much. The two are synonymous.

Anonymous said...

I want to go on record as accusing Buttboy of not being gay way back when. I always thought it was a funny sidenote that BB said he never got it up.
Come on - you flirt with a guy online, meet him at a hotel, he's coming onto you, and you don't get it up? If BB is gay and was with a man in that scenario, it makes no sense that he was a limp dick.

The reasons for his lack of "fun" are obvious -
He was with a man (not Clay) and BB isn't gay.
He is gay and was with a man (not Clay) and he needs Viagra.
He has no idea who the heck he is and had no idea who Clay is until someone wrote him a check.

Anonymous said...

I have to add -
As far as BB not knowing who he is - I think there is a lot to be said about this.
A gay man hanging out online with a complete homophobe - makes no sense.
A gay man who left the military after basically outing himself to stay with his boyfriend - in a relationship that failed - and losing the "hero" identity at the same time...

I don't know a lot about what BB did after he left SF, but to me it seems he is in the middle of a huge identity crisis. He has latched onto Clay's name as a way to find himself - even though it's all just fantasy - as if it were true, he would know who he really is.

What he doesn't realize is that, as fans, we've seen this type of behavior before in a few very disturbed female fans. BB is in serious need of mental help.

Truth Rules said...

Polly, you should get the exact wording from the interview.

Paraphrasing he says that guys sleep around to prove they are straight and since he refuses to do that people make assumptions, and their assumptions are wrong.

nzclaynz said...

Interesting theory about Buttface maybe not being gay. At this point, nothing would surprise me. It would make sense of Groucho's involvement and Buttboy LIAR's nasty comments. Decent gay men don't talk about each other that way. Mind you LIAR is not a decent man. Not sure if he's even really a man at all...

Someone making fun of how Clay walks and talks. Good God, talk about stereotyping. I had heard something about why Clay walks the way he does, but not entirely sure. But what I have heard makes me agree with OhC - our guy has guts alright.

I cannot wait for this EP! Being as Walmart does not ship outside the USA, someone's getting me a few copies. I plan on sharing them around. What a lovely little gift for Christmas!

I bet LIAR picklehead IS fuming over all the attention Clay's getting for his DOOL appearance. It just shows his star power. How many other musicians get such BUZZ about such an appearance? Bet the fact that Clay's still so damn popular really bites for Picklehead...

And I'm looking forward so much to Megan's show. A duet should be great!

I haven't d/loaded the TV guide thingy, but it sounds really positive - good.

Polly, you just keep adding to that list. It's one more nail in the coffin of the haters agenda.

Calico said...

i just looked up rca catalog, and found that the only other UPC's with the prefix of 88697 are special editions with limited songs on them, of:

88697012002
The Strokes: You Only Live Once CDE (Enhanced CD)

88697021031
Rogue Traders: Watching You
(12")

88697021071
Rogue Traders: Watching You (12")

that's all they have listed under that prefix. so why on earth does my ATDW cd have that prefix??? i'm looking RIGHT at it, no mistaking that number! it's on the UPC and the spine of the CD I bought at KMart... ATDW - 88697001792!!

WRU said...

Thanks for clarifying Calico! We were all crossing our fingers on the change for OMC.

Looking forward for the new CD!

WRU said...

Anyone remember of what month the David C pic was on Butty's blog?

Oh Crap said...

WRU, I'll go check our private forum.

Oh Crap said...

WRU, the blog with David C as a 17 year old was May 2nd.

WRU said...

Got it thanks and I have the blog, pics, and comments!

I will have something special concerning that later tonight. I will chat with you and the others later tonight on the private blog.

Anonymous said...

Here's the quote from TV Guide Close Up.

"The tabloids at this point are trying, you know, they try to find a story...they try to get some angle and there's a lot of people who question me...everybody...a number of other people and I think that's sad. And you have people out there who clearly are not...they're making it very well known that they're straight males because they're sleeping with everybody and not really...like to me that's not setting a good example. So if I'm not going to do that, which I don't, then people automatically make assumptions. Well, the assumptions are wrong." - Clay Aiken

Close Up is now available at Clack Unlimited. The above quote can be found in the second half of Part 5.

http://www.clackunlimited.com/clack/TV_Appearances/TVG_Channel/061028_CloseUpOnClay/

Nightowl said...

I will also have a new blog up later tonight too, WILL strike
a nerve hopefully. Will chat
later on the private area.

Oh Crap said...

LOML, got ya and passing it on.

Anonymous said...

We've seen portions of that particular TV Guide interview before where the comment, "Well, they're wrong," was excluded. How many interviews has he given where he's answered the question only to have it edited out? Last night was just one example.

There is a definite agenda by the media to promote him as gay, and obviously RCA and 19 have no objection to this because they've never stopped it. There's also a tremendous possibility that the media is doing this at the direction of either RCA or 19 or both. Great way to limit Clay's popularity and fan appeal.

Oh Crap said...

Any "limit" on Clay is only temporary. The self-inflicted damage to those who are the contributors in this smear campaign will be permanent.

Anonymous said...

I hear that Paulass claims since Clay never mentions his name specifically when saying all the tabloid stories are lies, that Clay is not denying he was with Paulass.

I guess Paulass continues to live in his fantasy world where no matter who boinks him, although who'd be crazy enough to, he still fantasizes that it's his dream honey, Clay. Clay as in "rich celebrity." You know, the kind that would pay all Paulass's bills and set him up in the mansion with a new car and walk the red carpet with him. Because he's a lazy deadbeat who wouldn't think he needs to pay his own bills and wants to leech off of someone else who actually earned his celebrity.

Instead, Paulass is conducting a smear campaign bordering on a hate crime to ruin Clay. If Clay ever called him and wanted to get together, Paulass would crap his Depends.

Don't hold your breath, Paulass, you're SO not his type.

Oh Crap said...

Probably because Clay doesn't know his name. BWaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaa!

Anonymous said...

Clay lives his life on a higher plane than any of the LIARS. He will naturally prevail when all is said and done. The LIARS barely qualify as life forms and will be rewarded accordingly. I firmly believe that as ye sow---so shall ye reap. Their harvest will be a virtual bad karma fest.

Anonymous said...

That interview where Clay said "they're wrong" is the one where he'd said more than once, "it's not a competition."

Truth Rules said...

Makes you wonder how many other clips of Clay answering were left on the cutting room floor.

Clay has already described his type. First and foremost, stalker boy is the wrong gender.

Oh Crap said...

JP's also NOT independent, he's NOT a professional (in the legit sense) and he needs too much "fru fru".

Truth Rules said...

One of my favorite sayings is:

Time heals all wounds

and

Time wounds all heels.

WRU said...

I don't think Clay likes Gherkins so there ya go;)

Anonymous said...

In JP the LIARS case,is "fru fru" a synonym for "Depends"

Oh Crap said...

Anybody know if "ALL IS WELL" is the same song that the CB posted the lyrics on? Can't wait for the mini Album.

Haven't seen Luv Marzette on here for a while. Miss her rants.

Oh Crap said...

6:54, when Clay said he didn't want a girl that was "clingy" or needed too much "fru fru", I would consider Depends, Botox, hair repair and room 207 too much. Judging from the way JP has hung on for so long, I'd say he was a little clingy..... like snot on a door knob.

WRU said...

Or shit on the bottom of the shoe!

Same gross visual OC!

WRU said...

Oh sorry Uncle Jess, I promised:)

Like crap on a shoe;)

Anonymous said...

Hi,I think "All is well" was a
Michael W.Smith song. Is that right
Oh crap?

Anonymous said...

Thank you for elaborating on my "fru fru" question. I think your assessment has covered all aspects as it applies to the LIAR. Your wit never ceases to amaze me. I really enjoy this place.

Truth Rules said...

Oh sorry Uncle Jess, I promised:)

Like crap on a shoe;)

How 'bout y'all settle for the good ol' army staple, SOS.

Oh Crap said...

I think that's what I read, Billie, but I don't think I ever heard "All is Well" sung before.. My Loss and I can't wait for Clay to sing it to me.

Anonymous said...

"Judging from the way JP has hung on for so long, I'd say he was a little clingy..... like snot on a door knob."

OC - I spit Pepsi reading that one! LOL

Does anyone else remember the "good old days" when BB was posting about how he dreamed of living with Clay, greeting him at the door at the end of the day, how their dogs would get along?

ROFLMAO - Can we say "FANFIC"????

uh.... yeah!

Oh Crap said...

I bet if you dig in the archives of Bina's OC fanfic, you'll probably find that story, Alice. He borrowed Stonehouse's (OCer) little signature saying under her screen name and shortened it to "quarter turns".

WRU said...

"Quarter turns" is from at least 2004 probably from the beginning. I saw those posts also.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else remember the "good old days" when BB was posting about how he dreamed of living with Clay, greeting him at the door at the end of the day, how their dogs would get along?

8:07PM

Despite Paulass's claim that "Clay" fisted him, practically raped him, treated him rudely and went back on his word to give Paulass his phone number, Butty still fantasized about living in the mansion. I guess he makes allowances when a rich celebrity is involved.

Anonymous said...

After reading the tall tail for the hundredth millionth time yesterday, all I could do was laugh (yet I know it is not funny) how many different ways can you tell a story? And who could possibly remember such details. I was embarrassed for him – it sounded so pathetic. I for one do not believe that JP is
even the person who is blogging. I know he exists – but I think only his name is being used. A person
who can use and spell narcissistic and voyeur correctly in blogs, yet spell Israel wrong when he was in the military just doesn’t register right with me.

Anonymous said...

He also said Clay had small hands and a small thing which we all know isn't true.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely~ I believe it is a female who is doing most of JP's posting.

Anonymous said...

Butty also thought that Clay was 5'8" and pudgy.

Butty is such a laugh riot.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely~ I believe it is a female who is doing most of JP's posting.

9:00PM

An OC'er perhaps? Or kcditto?

Anonymous said...

If Buttboy is looking for the perks of celebrity, there are plenty of producers willing to accommodate him in exchange for a private sampling of Buttboy's claim to fame: bending over and grabbing his ankles.

Anonymous said...

Does Butty have any more 15 year old photos of his trip to Scottsdale? Or was it Peoria? I'm confused.

Anonymous said...

9:00 Yes, I think you are right.
And I think someone is looking for an
apology for something. The "apology" has been so central
in all of this. JP's story just
doesn't warrant an apology. In fact, in another universe, if his story had any merit, I think he
blew his chance. weep weep

Truth Rules said...

Why would there be an apology for something that NEVER happened.

Anonymous said...

Butty has always claimed that he is in constant communication with Clay. If that were true, he could have had his private apology by now. But it isn't true; never has been.

Butty wants Clay to notice him because he thinks Clay would fall for him if Clay only got to know the real Butty, a self-professed charmer, a dashing ex-soldier, and not this PRICK who's been acting like a three year old for ten months.

Anonymous said...

Dickwad has written an open letter to Clay on behalf of the fans, urging Clay to blog. He said "don't allow me to control you."

BWAH!!

Don't blog, Clay! It's killing this jerk. He wants a connec-shun to you. Besides, he's running out of material.

Anonymous said...

Again, how can Century 21 keep this moron on staff? Why would anyone allow this creep access to their clients' personal info plus keys to their homes? He could fixate on any one of them at any time, and C21 would end up with millions of dollars in lawsuits. He's totally off the wall.

Anonymous said...

Paulass has nothing. He was at the QI alone.

Clay has an alibi and dozens of witnesses.

Clay is straight. Paulass is pathological.

nzclaynz said...

"Judging from the way JP has hung on for so long, I'd say he was a little clingy..... like snot on a door knob."

LMAO!! Just as well I wasn't drinking anything. Ahhh... this is why I love these blogs. That; and the fact that you kick Butthead and his cronies around.

Yeah, I remember the commet about Clay having small... er... hands.. And being short and pudgy. Just about peed myself when I read that! Buttface LIAR doesn't know much about Clay at all; he's always getting stuff wrong. And he likely doesn't even remember half his little fairytale any more. Wonder if he saved it all so he can look it up, LOL!

He doesn't want an apology - he wants Clay to acknowledge him and give him money to shut him up. What he still doesn't seem to understand is that it ain't gonna happen. Pathetic. Actually, I don't know who's more pathetic - PickleFace or those that support/follow him.

Anonymous said...

It's never been about an apology, no matter what this jerk says. Such a laughable, pathetic excuse to keep this nonsense going all of these months. He was hired to try to tank Clay's career. He thought he'd become a celebrity in his own right, probably with the cover of People and lots of interviews, maybe some acting roles. I remember he expressed an interest in acting early on.

He's already accepted perks - a job from Lucas that he wouldn't have gotten on his own, a monthly residual from him, a so-called trip to AZ from a clueless millionaire. This won't look good to the Feds.

Who loaned him the Acura he's driving, since he can't drive his own cars because he never paid the taxes. Story of his life, isn't it?

I'm still up in the air on the Scottsdale trip BTW. After all, Butty claimed he was boating in Charlotte while Kelly was appearing in concert in Raleigh. Claimed he was having too much fun to leave the lake, even though he had a concert ticket. Except he was lying about that too, now weren't you Butty? You can tell us. Your secret is safe. You couldn't go to the concert because you would have been arrested as a stalker. Isn't that right?

Oh Crap said...

ahkay, ahkay... Anybody remember this from the HS interview? We need another good laugh tonight; we're on a roll.

Per JP that day: Clay had a little bit of a tummy because he doesn't get a chance to "work out" when he's on tour.

Ummmmmmm...Clay? Work out?

Tummy? After the JNT05 when he was back down to about 145lbs from touring his tush off?

JP, you read too many In Touch Magazines.

Trailrider said...

Does Frog still make porno's for Lucas? I thought I read something about Lucas dumping his sorry ass.

Anonymous said...

Clay has an alibi and dozens of witnesses.

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Interesting Clay hasn't offered it and not one witness has come forth.

Oh Crap said...

10:12, perhaps Clay and his witnesses just didn't think they needed to inform YOU or buttboi. Therein lies the problem for you, doesn't it. We were able to find it out and others weren't.

Guess...He's just not that into you.

Oh Crap said...

Just a note to the asswipes taking their swipes that won't get through. Ugly is as ugly does and you make this gorilla face look like Angelina....not that I'm not 5 times prettier in person...but that's beside the point.

Anonymous said...

"...the minions STILL believe every word out of his pathetic mouth."

Let's just say the minions pretend to believe every word out of his pathetic mouth and even help him.

WRU said...

The minions can share his damn jail cell with him them. If you help him you are an accessory.