WE INTERRUPT THE SNARK AND HUMOR FOR A GLANCE AT THE TRUTH. Please visit Chexxxy's and leave her a message or at least read:
http://chexxyspearls.blogspot.com/
Carry On
I have been doing a psychological study on JP for the last 18 months, and I have come up with some not so surprising findings:
JP = Sufferer of MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder)
JP = Phybil (Male equivolent of Sybil) And I think that would be a great name for him in the future, don't you?
Some of Phybil's Personalities have been identified, I have listed them below, and a partial description of their own disorders! I know, funny but Phybil has MPD, and his MPD's have issues too! Who would've thought??
So, for your viewing pleasure, here are the personalities and their conditions, in no particular order:
JP = Phybil, MPD
1. Clarus = Bisexual African American with Mother Issues, and EGO to the max, also a Dominant!
2. Corey = Biracial Latino/Latina (depending on his mood or the party!) and White. Is a submissive!
3. Chexxxy's Diaper = White woman missing many teeth, lives in a trailor with a lot of cats and is aspiring to be white trash. Vile. Bitter.
4. The Real Anon = White woman, is a Passive/Aggressive personality, wants C.A. to be gay, believes he is and will be crushed if she is wrong!
5. Go John & Clay = Male, gay and another MPD. Doesn't know if he is John or Clay, wants to be both. Wants to do himself, and is just confused all the time, and bitter about it!
6. WTF??? = White Skinhead, in the KKK and King Poobah of the Arian Nation!
7. ANON = Female Paranoid Schitzophrenic. Crackhead.
8. Anono = Male, Agressive and a troublemaker. Has no beef with anyone, just can't stand not being in a conflict when the bars are closed. Alcoholic.
10. Anonomys = Meek, Milquetoast Submissive. A male that wants to be a woman, technically a Transexual that wants to date himself. Frustrated.
11. Cambell = Likes soup.
12. TRA = Woman, delusional, thinks that she inveted the use of initials. Possibly Asexual, a virgin.
Now, as you can see, there is much conflict withing Phybil. In fact, I believe that each of his known personalities (there are more than likely more to be discovered) need medication, as does Phybil himself. He is a medical freak of nature as doctors don't really know how to medicate him without overmedicating him. Meds for one thing are not so good for others.
Keep this in mind when you see Phybil posting so much, and lets give him a round of applause for sometimes keeping the names straight!
Submitted by: Dr. Jekyll-Hyde
46 comments:
Dr. Jekyll-Hyde
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!
Dr. Jekyll-Hyde, I salute you! Excellent diagnosis, and it sounds perfect.
Did you see what buttie is typing? He is saying that Clay's latest blog is about him and that we are the bad people. I'm pretty sure Clay wrote that about them, the haters. It makes no sense that Clay would say anything mean to us. We are the truth, they are the false. Plus even if Clay were gay (which he isn't) he would never sleep with John.
You got the first part correct. I have be criticized for being passive-aggressive. Very astitute of you. But as for the second part, not true.
That was very funny!
Breaking News from the Swamp:
I travel. We all travel. If he can log onto his Myspace, he can log onto his website to check out the drama and to stop it. He was probably lurking the entire time. We will find out he's "OhCrap" trying to defend himself under a fake alias. Clay is a fake afterall.
Anonymous | 06.09.07 - 11:49 pm | #
Oh Crap, I didn't know you were Clay!! WOW, you are such a hottie and a celebrity!! Can I get a M&G?
OhCrap, after all this time how could you? I trusted you! Thought you were my friend! And you never let on you were Clay in disguise! Honey, who does your makeup - they deserve an award. I never had a clue!
Dr. J-H, priceless!
Just proves how crazy he is. What a freaking idiot!
On the other hand - OhCrap - can I have your autograph? Will you sign it as 'Clay,' though so I can let myself think that Clay really cares about me?
If you sign it "Always, with Love" I can also convince myself that Clay is in love with me.
Thanks!!
LOL, I'm convinced that PaulAss is really Rick Campbell...trying to convince everyone that PaulAss is undeniably, criminally insane.
I'm Clay? That explains all those dreams I have where I wake up and my lips are stuck to the mirror.
OMG.... LOL!!! Oh Crap, I love that. And if you are really Clay, I love you too. Now, stop it, my sides are hurting from laughing.
Ladies, I have been fighting these nasty people every step of the way just like you. No doubt in my mind The Stalker is a narcissistic sociopath.
But now that Clay has reaffirmed his position, I think that you should take your blog down and no longer engage the evil one. I think we should give Clay's outlook a chance and ignore the bullies.
Y'all do a great job getting under JP's skin all the time. He would be so bored not to have you as a foil.
Please let's try it. Shut down you blog and ignore the ass. Let him stew in his swamp with his little dysfunctional family. We have concerts to go to.
You are more than welcome to not post this.
This blog will NOT come down but the Equalizers had already decided to put the asswipes on ignore and not engage; however, the blog post that's up now was submitted to me and it was just too funny to pass up.
This decision was a group decision and it could be permanent or it could be temporary. You do not know who monitors my blog or any other particulars. We feel our work is basically done. What happens from this point is in someone else's hands.
Look for more lighthearted humor in the future. Perhaps photoshops of Alan Butterfield and the sheep.
Oh Crap, yes please leave the blog up, especially if you are going in a new direction! Love the humor and it's fun to come her and read.
Oh Crap, or Clay,(Bwaaaah) please don't stop! Your humor and tenacity has gotten many fans through some tough times with a few laughs.
If you are Clay, how about hooking me up with some good seats?
Dr. Jekyll-Hyde? Well now we know who provides the meds to the loonies at the swamp :)
This blog made me laugh out loud. Thanks! I needed a good chuckle.
John Paulus is nuts! I am pretty sure (actually 100% certain) that the latest blog, the 1% was implied for Mr. Paulus and his pondscum following.
John = Frog
John's Blog = Dirty, Contaminated Pond
John's Following = Pondscum
I think you should keep this blog up and allow it to remain, as it provides a great medium source and outlet for not just the truth, but people who actually like Clay and want to see him succeed in life. Clay has done absolutely nothing to deserve his treatment.
I admire Clay so much - the man is pure Titanium. I've no problem doing exactly as he asks - ignore it is.
That the scum think they are in the majority is quite amusing.
Since we have the name we may as well play the game. I ran across some song titles you guys might get a kick out of.
Baby Boomer Blues
It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics, to accommodate aging baby boomers.
They include:
Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye--! - Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba--- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And my favorite:
Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
Good ones! OMG, I love it.
Ok. How about lyrics by John Couger Mellencamp:
I fight with Dorthy and Dorthy always wins.
Truth Rules, I love the Baby Boomer Blues! That is really funny!! :>)
Oh Crap, I like it better here already. Thanks!
Dear Dr. Jekyll-Hyde:
It had come to my attention that your patient, Phybil, was also diagnosed with A.D.D . Well, I can one up that. I've been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my lawn. As I turned on the hose in the driveway, I looked over at my car and decided the car needed washing.
As I started toward the garage, I noticed that there was mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decided to go through the mail before I washed the car.
I laid my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and noticed that the can was full, so, I decided to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I thought, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I might as well pay the bills first.
I took my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. The extra checks were in my desk in the study, so I went inside the house to the desk where I find the can of Coke I had been drinking.
I planned to look for my checks, but first I needed to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I could feel that the Coke was getting warm, so I decided I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I walked toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter caught my eye. They needed to be watered.
I placed the Coke down on the counter, when I discovered my reading glasses I'd been searching for all morning.
I decided I better put them back on my desk, but first I would water the flowers.
I placed the glasses back down on the counter, filled a container with water and suddenly I spotted the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realized that tonight when we go to watch TV, I would be looking for the remote, but I wouldn't remember it's on the kitchen table, so I decided to put it back in the living room where it belonged, but first I'd water the flowers.
I poured some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spilled on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, got some towels and wiped up the spill.
Then I headed back down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
the lawn wasn't watered, the car wasn't washed, the bills weren't paid, there's a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers didn't have enough water, there is still only one check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, I don't remember what I did with the car keys, and my neighbor called to tell me he turned off the hose that was flooding the driveway.
So, Dr. Jekyll-Hyde, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I hope you could give me some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.
E-mail from Dr. Jekyll-Hyde:
Laugh hard 'cuz if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.
GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC.
John Paulus = Rainbow Not So Bright
Check out Chexxxy's blog - she's serving up the truth.
http://chexxyspearls.blogspot.com/
Don't forget to search Good Search and gain money for Clay's charity. What Clay does for individuals with special needs is amazing. How many celebrities devote their time to individuals who are different? I don't know of any, except for Clay Aiken.
Here's the best one. Yes John Paulass was diagnosed with ADD. And guess who diagnosed him- none other than Michael Lucas. Right from his mouth to your ears.Hope you all don't mind him being that close
I'm very proud of the fans from staying away from posting at the swamp. The creatures have tried to push a few buttons to get things going, but basically, except for one lonely, occasional poster, they are being IGNORED!!
Here's some TC news:
The Official Fanclub is confirming the date we heard earlier this week for the taping and airing of an NBC Christmas special in which Clay will star on.
Tickets for the show go on sale next month.
06/11/07 : NBC Holiday Skating Special Starring Clay Aiken
By Team Clay
CHRISTMAS COMES EARLY IN 2007! Hold on to your Santa hats!!! Clay Aiken has just been confirmed to be the exclusive musical guest on “Capital One Holiday Celebration on Ice”. The show will feature World and National Champion ice skaters Sasha Cohen, Yuka Sato and many more! Tickets for the November 6th, 2007 taping will go on sale in July. The exact date will be announced soon.
Capital One Holiday Celebration on Ice
Live Show Date: Tuesday, November 6, 2007 (LIVE Taping) @ 7:30pm
ON SALE: Tickets go on sale in JULY, exact date TBA
Venue: The Orleans Arena in Las Vegas, NV
Airdate: Tuesday, December 25, 2007 (2:30 to 4:30 p.m. EST)
Anyone who has seen what has gone on the last week knows that the tabloids and the hater blogs are all spin.
My favorite sport and my favorite singer. That's going to be a great show to watch.
Wow! That is going to be one fantastic show. Some of my favorite skaters skating and Clay singing at the same time.
Merry Christmas to me!!!
Advice - do not have a piece of hard candy in your mouth when you read the blog or comments.
I love the way your mind works....
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Oh Crap said...
I'm Clay? That explains all those dreams I have where I wake up and my lips are stuck to the mirror.
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I addressed the tabloid lies in my blog. If you comment keep please don't mention names as I'm ignoring the swamp.
Berkley's blog at the Conclave is great. I wish I could write like she does.
Cool. I'll have to go see what she wrote.
Have you ever seen the movie, "Amazing Grace and Chuck?" The main part of the movie is how the athletes exposed the villian. They hired a blimp to circle around his building saying, "We are watching you, Mr. xxxxxxx. They posted the same message in newspapers, magazines, TV ads, etc.
Imagine exposing Dramamine, Novacaine, Percocet, Befuddled, etc. in the same way. They hide behind their computers 24/7 and almost no one knows who they are.
Give them the same treatment and watch the fun begin! I forgot: Paulus included. Imagine the newspapers and magazines constantly wanting to know who the Medicine Chest is and why they exist. I'd pay money to watch that!
I know Clay wants them ignored but for once the shoe should go on the other foot for a change.
I am going to ignore JP and his ignorant and mentally insane group!!!!!! He or they are not worth Clays time or ours. They never have been. None of them would be a pimple on any of our asses. May they all rot in HELL....
Pass the bug spray, people!!
You know what? For four years all of those 'theys' have been trying to stop Clay by whatever means possible. We all know who they are and what they've done.
For the past 18 months, the swampslime have been trying to do the same.
That they would go to the levels that they have to slander and besmirch another human being is beyone my comprehension.
They and certain 'media,' whose only agenda, really, is to generate hits and money, no matter who they slam and hurt, can all go to hell as far as I'm concerned.
In a career relatvely young, Clay Aiken is still standing, is still singing, is still making CD's, is still touring, is still an advocate for children and the underprivilged, and is still making a positive differnce in a lot of of people's lives.
In their pathetic attempts to dishonor him, they have only dishonored themselves.
Hey everyone. Check out Chexxys latest blog. Its great. Go read and post.
I support and Love Clay. That is all I have to say. Clay and his fans are the greatest. If others don't like it they can kiss you know where.
Anon @ 9:18, I feel the same. Bottom line, I love Clay. The haters can kiss mine too. They mean nothing to me.
I will ALWAYS support Clay Aiken, ALWAYS. I support him even more because of the evil people who are trying to destroy him than I otherwise would. Nobody should be treated that way, ever. It's unthinkable.
I agree with Mensa Member. Clay was referring to the haters and JP/buttie when he was taking about the 1% bullies.
I totally agree, anon at 10:33....
When the snakes spew more garbage I dig into my pocketbook and send out another donation to the BAF. Or run out and purchase another cd, and I need another ATDW and cannot find...
Of course Clay was referring to JP and the haters. A person would have to be dim-witted to believe otherwise. Oh wait....he is.
Of course Clay was referring to JP and the haters. A person would have to be dim-witted to believe otherwise. Oh wait....he is.
6:30 AM
but but but but....CA respects and communicates with butty don't cha know.
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