I was very impressed with Joss Stone the first time I saw and heard her belt out some jazz favorites when she was a young teen. Now she is 19 and follows the path of some of our favorite American Idols. Like Clay, she is desparate to do what she can to help those who need it. "A Little Bitty Tear Let Me Down" (Circa Burl Ives) when I saw this video. To those who can find charity in your hearts, please give to the Help Perez Foundation... and buy a Joss Stone CD to show your appreciation for her humanitarian efforts. Below is where you can view her most humble appeal (sniff, sniff*).
Help Perez Foundation
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
Abyss of The Dark Side vs The Force
In light of Darth Passion-Vader's blog in the Twilight Zone (I know it's one of those zones where the innuendo is rampant and the truth is deleted), we offer some hints of REALITY. This is a small list and will probably grow during the day so check back now and then for a link to a good read and insight to what REALLY happens.
Check out:
Truth-rules blog (Quick link provided)
http://www.flippinbirds.com/blog/
Check out:
Truth-rules blog (Quick link provided)
http://www.flippinbirds.com/blog/
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Chexxxy: Fan Extraordinaire
A few days ago I checked my sitemeter and noticed numerous (I mean numerous) hits from one particular fan board and, in asking around as to why we would be getting all these visits, someone mentioned that this blog had been linked over there. I asked..."Well, why?" This blog is not that well known; however, it does get a mention now and then from the swamp which makes me think that the person that linked here may be a regular reader of the swamp. I don't know. I won't point any fingers (that's how innuendo works).
Facts: Mods discussed and jointly decided that an article considered to NOT be from a credible source and which contained innuendo should be considered a "sighting" and should be posted where minors could read. The OFC TOU be damned! Fans (some who are parents of said minors) wanted the article removed and a heated debate ensued. I had no clue about it until well after it got heated and it got heated after a lot of pleading to remove the article went unheeded.
Had the person who linked this blog noticed and had others following the link noticed, that particular blog post didn't go up until after 3PM my time which would be after 6PM EST. There was no "planned attack"; the choice to use the word "mutiny" was mine because people, for the right reasons, wanted to "overthrow" (correct) a bad decision. To make a well respected fan a scapegoat by using MY choice of words as proof of the planning is connecting the dots in a very skewed manner. Nobody is responsible for what Swamp Man reports to the tabloids but him and it's to garner attention for HIMSELF (he didn't even get an honorable mention) which is why he "changed" what REALLY happened in his report to the crap tabloid journalist to HIS agenda. I think Chexxxy is owed an apology but that's my opinion
Humor of the day: The message board at OFC is back on track and going quite smoothly I hear. The fans are following Clay's advice; they've made their individual lists, checked them twice and put their 1% on ignore (what an extraordinarily wise young man). It seems to be working so for those whose posts are not receiving responses from 99% of the members........ guess what?
Parting thought for the day: Very little effort to bring 99% to 100% is needed. It's called respect for THE MAN in his own home. As always, I am optimistic that this can be accomplished.
Facts: Mods discussed and jointly decided that an article considered to NOT be from a credible source and which contained innuendo should be considered a "sighting" and should be posted where minors could read. The OFC TOU be damned! Fans (some who are parents of said minors) wanted the article removed and a heated debate ensued. I had no clue about it until well after it got heated and it got heated after a lot of pleading to remove the article went unheeded.
Had the person who linked this blog noticed and had others following the link noticed, that particular blog post didn't go up until after 3PM my time which would be after 6PM EST. There was no "planned attack"; the choice to use the word "mutiny" was mine because people, for the right reasons, wanted to "overthrow" (correct) a bad decision. To make a well respected fan a scapegoat by using MY choice of words as proof of the planning is connecting the dots in a very skewed manner. Nobody is responsible for what Swamp Man reports to the tabloids but him and it's to garner attention for HIMSELF (he didn't even get an honorable mention) which is why he "changed" what REALLY happened in his report to the crap tabloid journalist to HIS agenda. I think Chexxxy is owed an apology but that's my opinion
Humor of the day: The message board at OFC is back on track and going quite smoothly I hear. The fans are following Clay's advice; they've made their individual lists, checked them twice and put their 1% on ignore (what an extraordinarily wise young man). It seems to be working so for those whose posts are not receiving responses from 99% of the members........ guess what?
Parting thought for the day: Very little effort to bring 99% to 100% is needed. It's called respect for THE MAN in his own home. As always, I am optimistic that this can be accomplished.
Saturday, June 09, 2007
Phybil
WE INTERRUPT THE SNARK AND HUMOR FOR A GLANCE AT THE TRUTH. Please visit Chexxxy's and leave her a message or at least read:
http://chexxyspearls.blogspot.com/
Carry On
I have been doing a psychological study on JP for the last 18 months, and I have come up with some not so surprising findings:
JP = Sufferer of MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder)
JP = Phybil (Male equivolent of Sybil) And I think that would be a great name for him in the future, don't you?
Some of Phybil's Personalities have been identified, I have listed them below, and a partial description of their own disorders! I know, funny but Phybil has MPD, and his MPD's have issues too! Who would've thought??
So, for your viewing pleasure, here are the personalities and their conditions, in no particular order:
JP = Phybil, MPD
1. Clarus = Bisexual African American with Mother Issues, and EGO to the max, also a Dominant!
2. Corey = Biracial Latino/Latina (depending on his mood or the party!) and White. Is a submissive!
3. Chexxxy's Diaper = White woman missing many teeth, lives in a trailor with a lot of cats and is aspiring to be white trash. Vile. Bitter.
4. The Real Anon = White woman, is a Passive/Aggressive personality, wants C.A. to be gay, believes he is and will be crushed if she is wrong!
5. Go John & Clay = Male, gay and another MPD. Doesn't know if he is John or Clay, wants to be both. Wants to do himself, and is just confused all the time, and bitter about it!
6. WTF??? = White Skinhead, in the KKK and King Poobah of the Arian Nation!
7. ANON = Female Paranoid Schitzophrenic. Crackhead.
8. Anono = Male, Agressive and a troublemaker. Has no beef with anyone, just can't stand not being in a conflict when the bars are closed. Alcoholic.
10. Anonomys = Meek, Milquetoast Submissive. A male that wants to be a woman, technically a Transexual that wants to date himself. Frustrated.
11. Cambell = Likes soup.
12. TRA = Woman, delusional, thinks that she inveted the use of initials. Possibly Asexual, a virgin.
Now, as you can see, there is much conflict withing Phybil. In fact, I believe that each of his known personalities (there are more than likely more to be discovered) need medication, as does Phybil himself. He is a medical freak of nature as doctors don't really know how to medicate him without overmedicating him. Meds for one thing are not so good for others.
Keep this in mind when you see Phybil posting so much, and lets give him a round of applause for sometimes keeping the names straight!
Submitted by: Dr. Jekyll-Hyde
http://chexxyspearls.blogspot.com/
Carry On
I have been doing a psychological study on JP for the last 18 months, and I have come up with some not so surprising findings:
JP = Sufferer of MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder)
JP = Phybil (Male equivolent of Sybil) And I think that would be a great name for him in the future, don't you?
Some of Phybil's Personalities have been identified, I have listed them below, and a partial description of their own disorders! I know, funny but Phybil has MPD, and his MPD's have issues too! Who would've thought??
So, for your viewing pleasure, here are the personalities and their conditions, in no particular order:
JP = Phybil, MPD
1. Clarus = Bisexual African American with Mother Issues, and EGO to the max, also a Dominant!
2. Corey = Biracial Latino/Latina (depending on his mood or the party!) and White. Is a submissive!
3. Chexxxy's Diaper = White woman missing many teeth, lives in a trailor with a lot of cats and is aspiring to be white trash. Vile. Bitter.
4. The Real Anon = White woman, is a Passive/Aggressive personality, wants C.A. to be gay, believes he is and will be crushed if she is wrong!
5. Go John & Clay = Male, gay and another MPD. Doesn't know if he is John or Clay, wants to be both. Wants to do himself, and is just confused all the time, and bitter about it!
6. WTF??? = White Skinhead, in the KKK and King Poobah of the Arian Nation!
7. ANON = Female Paranoid Schitzophrenic. Crackhead.
8. Anono = Male, Agressive and a troublemaker. Has no beef with anyone, just can't stand not being in a conflict when the bars are closed. Alcoholic.
10. Anonomys = Meek, Milquetoast Submissive. A male that wants to be a woman, technically a Transexual that wants to date himself. Frustrated.
11. Cambell = Likes soup.
12. TRA = Woman, delusional, thinks that she inveted the use of initials. Possibly Asexual, a virgin.
Now, as you can see, there is much conflict withing Phybil. In fact, I believe that each of his known personalities (there are more than likely more to be discovered) need medication, as does Phybil himself. He is a medical freak of nature as doctors don't really know how to medicate him without overmedicating him. Meds for one thing are not so good for others.
Keep this in mind when you see Phybil posting so much, and lets give him a round of applause for sometimes keeping the names straight!
Submitted by: Dr. Jekyll-Hyde
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Dear Team Clay
Yesterday and today marked the pinnacle of unrest for the Clay Nation at the OFC. Fans were tired of the blatant protection extended to the haters and the OC (both involved in the creation and photoshopped tabloid smear campaign) by moderators who, in our opinion, are sympathetic to those who want to bash, sass, and spread rumors, innuendo and outright lies about Clay Aiken. Fans revolted and the message board got shut down. We, the fans, hope this is a positive step toward cleaning out the joint and retiring mods assisting those who want to push agendas.
The article that was (1) posted and (2) linked at the Official Fan Club was TABLOID which is against the TOU. That is 2 strikes against the mods. The article inferred that Clay was on his way to Paris to be a part of the gay swimming championships being held there (Strike 3). Judging from the fact that these mods continuously side with those who try to make the world believe that Clay is a "liar", a "hypocrite", an internet troll and gay it would be reasonable to believe that the moderators were fully aware of what they were posting and the furor it would cause. In the opinion of many, it was a deliberate attempt at perpetuating the ongoing character assassination.
By virtue of those under the Moderators' protection, the very lizard-like butt pirate who started the MESS has been given access to the OFC without paying and he has "lifted" private OFC material.
TC, I also submit this for your consideration: it is a sampling of who the Mods at the OFC protect:
"Chexxxy and her thugs need to face reality and that's plenty of Clay's fans think he is gay, and the thugs aren't going to change that, and those fans have a right to belong to his fan club, and post.
Chexxy and her ilk are shrinking in number day by day. Most everyone else sees the handwriting on the wall about Clay by now.
The article that was (1) posted and (2) linked at the Official Fan Club was TABLOID which is against the TOU. That is 2 strikes against the mods. The article inferred that Clay was on his way to Paris to be a part of the gay swimming championships being held there (Strike 3). Judging from the fact that these mods continuously side with those who try to make the world believe that Clay is a "liar", a "hypocrite", an internet troll and gay it would be reasonable to believe that the moderators were fully aware of what they were posting and the furor it would cause. In the opinion of many, it was a deliberate attempt at perpetuating the ongoing character assassination.
By virtue of those under the Moderators' protection, the very lizard-like butt pirate who started the MESS has been given access to the OFC without paying and he has "lifted" private OFC material.
TC, I also submit this for your consideration: it is a sampling of who the Mods at the OFC protect:
"Chexxxy and her thugs need to face reality and that's plenty of Clay's fans think he is gay, and the thugs aren't going to change that, and those fans have a right to belong to his fan club, and post.
Chexxy and her ilk are shrinking in number day by day. Most everyone else sees the handwriting on the wall about Clay by now.
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Mutiny by the Bountiful
There is another rumbling underground in Clay Nation and if there is justice in this world a little mutiny will be good for many souls. What has happened at the OFC the last few days has basically become the last straw in the fandom when it comes to the fight against a vicious smear campaign. Some of the suppliers, promoters, enablers and, for Christ's sake, instigators may find themselves on the outside for once instead of stirring the turd from the inside....OR...it will be a mass banning of actual fans who pay their money to enjoy Clay.
I am not a member and have refused to join the OFC until the haters, the OC with their agenda, and certain mods are gone; the sad part is that there are sooooo many just like me. The entire fandom knows that the group that goes by "Openly Clay" (OC) are not fans of Clay Aiken but are fans of a character in their fanfic and graphics which they present in boi on boi sexual situations. They have been a supply line to John Paulus both by association on his blog and by giving him access to their fanfic which he uses in many of his fairytales (no pun intended..well, let me think about it). The idiot media and others who believed this lying asshole would not know differently.
The long time members of the OC were the first to plant gay innuendo and outright lies on sites like DataLounge. Bina created the fiction about Clay and John Dahlstrom (hairdresser) and even after JD, himself, told her that Clay is straight and to leave them both alone, she continues and has others continue in her stead while she avoids the line of fire. Perhaps a little mutiny will see results and those associated with this particular message board will be ousted from the OFC.
Perhaps the haters will be ousted along with them and JP's supply line will be cut off from this source; however, the ousting needs to accompany the exit of some mods who have protected the OC, the haters and their agendas. These mods have banned, warned and abused the paying members who ARE fans and who have brought certain "proof" to their attention of the involvement of members who are only at the OFC to do as much damage as possible. The mods do creative editing whenever discord breaks out but they manage to leave the innuendo or lies of the OC and the haters (Soulful Ruben, KCE, stalkers and the Cafe of Bad Beans) while they delete vehement objections by fans of Clay Aiken.
Certain mods were originally on the RCA message board where the same tactics took place and they made sure that the message board became like a ghost town. Makes you wonder if they aren't getting a share of the payola used to fund the smear campaign.
It's a shame that a little fuckwad of a girl is permitted to come into Clay's house and bash him, bash religion and bash straight people then cry "homophobia" when fans get pissed. She repeatedly does a hit and run as a form of entertainment for herself and the OC yet she does not get banned. This really happened, folks, all because Clay will be doing a Christmas concert in a church this coming winter. If Clay Aiken was doing a concert from an outhouse his fans would be there; does this now mean that we are against those who take a shit where one can flush? Does not compute.
The above incident pissed some fans off but it was the mods' decision to post a tabloid article from a Canadian ragmag as a "sighting" laced with innuendo on the OFC thread that really has fans up in arms. Which is correct? They have said in the past that Admin and Clay approves everything they do... or "..a decision was made by the mods" to post the piece of shit tabloid article. One is a lie ladies. Pack it up and take the rest of the mods with you because if they are that ineffective to stop YOUR bullshit (and you know who you are), they shouldn't be at OFC either.
Good luck, Mutineers. You have my support.
Edited to add: Asswipe has copied my blog for his swamp blog. I'm flattered and he really gets ironic with his "rants" considering he lost touch with reality a long time ago. Funny how ageisms work their way into his prose. Here's my little ism: You little lizard faced frog, hopefully a few of your supply lines will be cut off. It'll match your dick.
I am not a member and have refused to join the OFC until the haters, the OC with their agenda, and certain mods are gone; the sad part is that there are sooooo many just like me. The entire fandom knows that the group that goes by "Openly Clay" (OC) are not fans of Clay Aiken but are fans of a character in their fanfic and graphics which they present in boi on boi sexual situations. They have been a supply line to John Paulus both by association on his blog and by giving him access to their fanfic which he uses in many of his fairytales (no pun intended..well, let me think about it). The idiot media and others who believed this lying asshole would not know differently.
The long time members of the OC were the first to plant gay innuendo and outright lies on sites like DataLounge. Bina created the fiction about Clay and John Dahlstrom (hairdresser) and even after JD, himself, told her that Clay is straight and to leave them both alone, she continues and has others continue in her stead while she avoids the line of fire. Perhaps a little mutiny will see results and those associated with this particular message board will be ousted from the OFC.
Perhaps the haters will be ousted along with them and JP's supply line will be cut off from this source; however, the ousting needs to accompany the exit of some mods who have protected the OC, the haters and their agendas. These mods have banned, warned and abused the paying members who ARE fans and who have brought certain "proof" to their attention of the involvement of members who are only at the OFC to do as much damage as possible. The mods do creative editing whenever discord breaks out but they manage to leave the innuendo or lies of the OC and the haters (Soulful Ruben, KCE, stalkers and the Cafe of Bad Beans) while they delete vehement objections by fans of Clay Aiken.
Certain mods were originally on the RCA message board where the same tactics took place and they made sure that the message board became like a ghost town. Makes you wonder if they aren't getting a share of the payola used to fund the smear campaign.
It's a shame that a little fuckwad of a girl is permitted to come into Clay's house and bash him, bash religion and bash straight people then cry "homophobia" when fans get pissed. She repeatedly does a hit and run as a form of entertainment for herself and the OC yet she does not get banned. This really happened, folks, all because Clay will be doing a Christmas concert in a church this coming winter. If Clay Aiken was doing a concert from an outhouse his fans would be there; does this now mean that we are against those who take a shit where one can flush? Does not compute.
The above incident pissed some fans off but it was the mods' decision to post a tabloid article from a Canadian ragmag as a "sighting" laced with innuendo on the OFC thread that really has fans up in arms. Which is correct? They have said in the past that Admin and Clay approves everything they do... or "..a decision was made by the mods" to post the piece of shit tabloid article. One is a lie ladies. Pack it up and take the rest of the mods with you because if they are that ineffective to stop YOUR bullshit (and you know who you are), they shouldn't be at OFC either.
Good luck, Mutineers. You have my support.
Edited to add: Asswipe has copied my blog for his swamp blog. I'm flattered and he really gets ironic with his "rants" considering he lost touch with reality a long time ago. Funny how ageisms work their way into his prose. Here's my little ism: You little lizard faced frog, hopefully a few of your supply lines will be cut off. It'll match your dick.
Friday, June 01, 2007
How to Convince the World That You Are an Idiot in 10 Easy Steps!
We need to take these lessons from that brilliant strategist, John Paul-ass.
1. Write a story, with help, or steal it from fanfic, about your imaginary tryst with a celebrity. Pick a day when you are sure the celebrity will not be visible to the world. After all, you don’t want to be caught with your bare ass hanging out and the whole world laughing at you.
2. Take your story to the tabloids. No need to worry about truth in the media. The tabloids know how to publish bullcrap without getting sued. All they have to do is sprinkle the words “alleged” and “the source claims”, and you have removed the blame and can’t be held responsible. If the source is a nut job, so much the better!
3. After the story runs in the tabloids, you have probably convinced the not-to-logical that the story is real. So, if you are smart, you sit back on your (well used and reamed) laurels. However, if you are John Paul-ass, and you are not very smart, you don’t do this
4. Go on every blog-site, shock jock radio show, and third rate interview that likes dirty stories, regardless of reality, and repeat your story, with all new frills each time. Make sure you add such things as different height for the person you met, time to the second when you were ordered to perform, a maintenance man that just appeared after you needed confirmation, and other on-the-spot details.
5. Start your own blog so you can continue to repeat your story over and over again, adding new details each time. Gather a group of ultra-gullible sycophants who will tell you how marvelous you are, even when your stories are getting crazier and crazier.
6. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that you are now having regular conversations with the celebrity that you tried to use for your instant fame as a porn star. The fact that only an idiot would believe this is not a problem for this group. They will believe ANYTHING.
7. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that all you ever wanted was an apology, and now the object of your smear campaign has apologized, so you are closing your blog. There does not seem to be any logic for this, since the object of the smear campaign has released his album, told the world the story was bullshit, and continued to ignore you, but this group will believe ANYTHING.
8. Reopen your blog. Admit to your ultra-gullible sycophants that you lied about the whole story. Next, change your mind and claim that you lied about the lie. It will not matter at all, this group will believe ANYTHING.
9. Admit, on your internet blog, that you are stalking the celebrity target of your smear campaign. After all, you are still trying to meet him, so if it takes criminal activity to do it, go for it!
10. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that friends and fans of the object of your smear campaign are in a secret club and communicating with the celebrity. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that these friends and fans in the secret club are then passing the information on to you. They will not remember, or will ignore the fact that you claimed you were in communication with the celebrity. The only people who will remember it, and all of the other crazy things you’ve said for 17 months, are the sane people who are laughing at you.
If you want to go over the top to step 11, you tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that you also had an affair with an A-list celebrity, and hint that it was George Cloony. Don’t worry that no one in their right mind would believe that GC would look at you, especially for two months. Your ultra-gullible sycophants will believe anything.
Written by a Clay Fan who will remain anonymous
1. Write a story, with help, or steal it from fanfic, about your imaginary tryst with a celebrity. Pick a day when you are sure the celebrity will not be visible to the world. After all, you don’t want to be caught with your bare ass hanging out and the whole world laughing at you.
2. Take your story to the tabloids. No need to worry about truth in the media. The tabloids know how to publish bullcrap without getting sued. All they have to do is sprinkle the words “alleged” and “the source claims”, and you have removed the blame and can’t be held responsible. If the source is a nut job, so much the better!
3. After the story runs in the tabloids, you have probably convinced the not-to-logical that the story is real. So, if you are smart, you sit back on your (well used and reamed) laurels. However, if you are John Paul-ass, and you are not very smart, you don’t do this
4. Go on every blog-site, shock jock radio show, and third rate interview that likes dirty stories, regardless of reality, and repeat your story, with all new frills each time. Make sure you add such things as different height for the person you met, time to the second when you were ordered to perform, a maintenance man that just appeared after you needed confirmation, and other on-the-spot details.
5. Start your own blog so you can continue to repeat your story over and over again, adding new details each time. Gather a group of ultra-gullible sycophants who will tell you how marvelous you are, even when your stories are getting crazier and crazier.
6. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that you are now having regular conversations with the celebrity that you tried to use for your instant fame as a porn star. The fact that only an idiot would believe this is not a problem for this group. They will believe ANYTHING.
7. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that all you ever wanted was an apology, and now the object of your smear campaign has apologized, so you are closing your blog. There does not seem to be any logic for this, since the object of the smear campaign has released his album, told the world the story was bullshit, and continued to ignore you, but this group will believe ANYTHING.
8. Reopen your blog. Admit to your ultra-gullible sycophants that you lied about the whole story. Next, change your mind and claim that you lied about the lie. It will not matter at all, this group will believe ANYTHING.
9. Admit, on your internet blog, that you are stalking the celebrity target of your smear campaign. After all, you are still trying to meet him, so if it takes criminal activity to do it, go for it!
10. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that friends and fans of the object of your smear campaign are in a secret club and communicating with the celebrity. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that these friends and fans in the secret club are then passing the information on to you. They will not remember, or will ignore the fact that you claimed you were in communication with the celebrity. The only people who will remember it, and all of the other crazy things you’ve said for 17 months, are the sane people who are laughing at you.
If you want to go over the top to step 11, you tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that you also had an affair with an A-list celebrity, and hint that it was George Cloony. Don’t worry that no one in their right mind would believe that GC would look at you, especially for two months. Your ultra-gullible sycophants will believe anything.
Written by a Clay Fan who will remain anonymous
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)