While we're waiting for another lesson in Photoshop Busting I thought that we, Clay's Fans, might share how we perform a certain operation. It's called a Tabloidectomy.
Most people around the world have heard that Clay has a super huge fanbase comprised of some of the most intelligent and creative people who spring into action at a moment's notice. We are willing to share the details of how to perform the Tabloidectomy with other fanbases whose favorite performer has been falsely accused or will be accused of doing things totally out of the celebrity's character.
When you know that a tabloid is coming out with a fabricated story that puts your favorite star in a bad light you simply hit the stores in your area and rearrange their stock for them. People are always looking for bird cage liners so you simply pick up a few copies from their regular location and transport them to the pet department. Others have expressed the feeling that anything with the beautemuses, Oprah, Angelina and Halle Berry, need to stand out. What better way to accomplish this than with a little "padding" behind their magazine covers?
I am quite sure that the tabloids expected to make a mint off anything with Clay's name in it but we just HAD to disappoint them. For the fun of it, we are inviting the fans that frequent this blog to please share their favorite relocation spots and unique related adventures with YOU.
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The problem with hiding issues in other departments is that they don't get returned to the publisher/distributor and therefore they count as a sale.
Better to hide them behind other magazines. Then they get returned to to publisher/distributor for a refund.
Oh, we know to go back to the store and re-relocate so the store can send them back unsold and they are not charged.
Not to change the subject, but I just had to share this.
Clay was in Sweden in June and attended Michael Buble's concert.
Here's what Michael said:
"It's funny, because Clay Aiken came to my show in Sweden," Buble says. "He's a nice kid, and we were talking about the press beating up on us. He said, 'You think you get beaten up, I get beaten up every single day.'"
While he's not the punching bag that Aiken has become, Buble says it still hurts to read bad press.
http://www.al.com/entertainment/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/entertainment/115226413526570.xml&coll=2#continue
It hurts me that Clay has become a
punching bag. That "kid" is pure gold. We have to do everything we can to shift the tide. We can do it, we are doing it.
I know it hurts to see him used by creeps who know that his name sells. They don't know him so to those kinds of people it means nothing to them. Our consolation is knowing that he is one of the most loved men in the world and we can carry him through all the ugliness. His voice will be heard and it's been proven that he wins people over one by one.
I do my duty at the Walmart neer me
I put other mags in front of the
rags. If thay have Clay on the cover I will turn them around or
even upside down. Anything for our
B\F.
It is so sad that Clay does get beaten up every single day. It really bothers me to read that. Clay doesn't deserve what PaulASS, the scumbag liar, and his stupid co-horts are doing.
Well, I am going to go to Clay's first concert. I don't care where it is or how much it costs, I WILL BE THERE. It can be in the very last seat of the very last row, I am going. And I am going to scream my lungs out. I am going to make sure that Clay feels the love, the appreciation and the absolute support of this fan-for-life.
PaulASS, on the other hand, is one of the most hated, despised and loathed lousy-excuse-for-a-human-being that has ever existed. May PaulASS live a long, miserable live and when he dies, I hope he rots in HELL!!
Polly Graf said...
Not to change the subject, but I just had to share this.
Clay was in Sweden in June and attended Michael Buble's concert.
Here's what Michael said:
"It's funny, because Clay Aiken came to my show in Sweden," Buble says. "He's a nice kid, and we were talking about the press beating up on us. He said, 'You think you get beaten up, I get beaten up every single day.'"
While he's not the punching bag that Aiken has become, Buble says it still hurts to read bad press.
http://www.al.com/entertainment/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/entertainment/115226413526570.xml&coll=2#continue
9:39 AM
Oh, please, please do a blog on this. It just so happens that JP blogged that Clay was in NY at a pool party at that time!! And we all know that the pickle doesn't lie.....
I'm going to the first show too and I don't care where I'm sitting or where the show is. I just want to be there to show him the love.
As for tabloids, I turn them around backwards and then put them behind other mags. NYAHHHHHH
Lana
Well well well. The truth just continues to surface.
Pickles blog of 6/6 has Aiken at a pool party in NYC.
And a 6/6 post by the grouchy "insider" says:" RCA flatly refuses to invest anymore money in this CD so Foster won't be a featured writer or producer on any of its original tracks unless Foster lowers his price - a possibility if he really wants Aikens contract. There are no public facts to support another scandal but the reluctance of Fosters backers and RCAs own wariness with regard to it are obviously worrying them enough to keep them from committing to a deal. RCA, with few other options, is now leaning toward releasing the album in it's current form with little or no promotion as it's most profitable scenario."
So where was Clay...in Sweden at the Michael Buble concert. Taking time off recording his new RCA CD to catch a fellow artist.
PP's blogs have Clay at a pool party in NYC at the same time Clay was attending a Michael Buble concert in Sweden. How's that for PP's sources (and his lies). Now PP will edit his blog from that time (don't bother, we already have it) and he'll be saying that he has "proof" that Clay was trolling for sex while in Sweden. PP will be posting pics of some hot Scandinavian blond guy and will claim that Clay had sex with him. He'll say that a whole bunch of Swedish guys contacted him to tell him that Clay webcammed with them. And they're probably all underage, too. Because PP knows everything about Clay and has every right to speak the "truth," even if it is a lie. Every word out of PP's mouth is a lie, but to him it's the "truth." Such is the life of a pathological liar.
polly graf's comment should be a major feature!
As long as the likes of pickle continue to bash Clay, I will be there for him to do whatever needs to be done. They wonder about us being "rabid", well, we wouldn't have to be if they would stop this crap. I would much prefer to enjoy my fandom unmarred by falsehoods being touted.
Hey OhC!
Congratulations! You've made Prime Time Slime! Your blog has been copied and pasted to the swamp!!
(Shh...it's an attempt to divert attention...seems there's been a little unrest among the swampmates this morning.)
Buddy Jean thinks what you're suggesting is...get this...ILLEGAL!He is definitely running out of material.
If you want the real scoop, Clay was in Sweden to see a "guy."
Clay went to Sweden and attended Michael Buble's concert on June 5th. Specualtion is that he was there to work with Max Martin, a pop writer/producer, who worked with Kelly Clarkson on Since You Been Gone and Behind These Hazel Eyes.
I have a tendency to believe this story. Let's face it. I doubt Clay would fly all the way to Sweden to see Michael's concert, regardless of how great it was.
Cannot wait to see what Buddy Jean makes of this.
I also turn them around and put other magazines on them!
Hopefully that Michael Buble blurb will start the pickles house a crumbling!
I would also like to be at the opening concert and if it is close to texas I will be!
Wonder if he'll have the guts to copy the new blog I just put up. Stupid is as stupid does.
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