Monday, April 30, 2007

A PLACE FOR THE ILK: MAGPIES ANONYMOUS

Ya know, I woke up to a bullshit comment this morning which I rejected. I had planned to let everyone know about my fits of laughing hysterically at Paulus's latest fake emails written by his little buddies. The fake emails had all the characteristics of KCE and the younger Bina corruptees at OC with a little bit of "Soulful" and bitter "Grouch" spices. Knowing that our fanbase does not use the language shown in those emails it isn't really worth a long diatribe by Equalizers. Let's just end this paragraph with... JP, YOU'RE A RIDICULOUS LIAR and GET SOME PSYCHIATRIC HELP......S**N!

The 1:24 a.m. comment that I rejected was in answer to a comment stating that "Clay has done nothing wrong". Let's take the comment and break it down a little bit because I am going to love filling this wench in on something new.

THE COMMENT BEGINS

"If you want proof that Clay has done nothing, check out the requirements for someone that's been appointed to a presidential advisory committee. Yes, the FBI does do an investigation. Yes, Clay was accepted. He has done nothing wrong."

**Anonymous was quoting the above from an earlier comment then she went on to say...

"Correct. Because being gay, or webcamming for guys on the internet is not considered wrong except by narrow-minded claymates."

**Being gay isn't wrong in our books either but being involved in the destruction of what respectable gays are working toward IS WRONG. To tag someone the way the asswipe sect of the gay community does IS WRONG. "Outing" someone IS WRONG and mock "Outing" combined with character assassination of someone who is NOT gay IS DIABOLICAL. The latter is something YOU have been heavily involved with.

Claymates are anything but narrow-minded and you know it but you just keep playing your little games trying to convince the public that your traits are ours.

Now let's move to the second part of that sentence on "webcamming":

***YOU KNOW, Paulus knows, Perez knows and many, many others know that the webcams and IMs never existed and you've seen the proof. You just keep chattering it up like a bunch of magpies with your pretending. YOU WERE CAUGHT, JP WAS CAUGHT and someone else was caught in that scam.

BACK to the rest of the comment

"It does not mean "he has done nothing" though. Just that it does not preclude someone from serving in that capacity."

*** To which I say, "May we see your credentials?"

The comment you quoted IS correct. Clay did nothing but YOU did and it is wrong.

~~~~~

Speaking of phony webcams, we believe another has been busted. We'll know more when the results of the overlays are in our hot little hands. Too bad Perez put his mark on the photo because now he gets the blame. Couldn't happen to a more deserving buttmunch.

55 comments:

Anonymous said...

Since the original comment about the FBI investigation was mine, I would like to address the *sshole's response to it even though it was sent to OhCrap and not posted on the blog comments.

You're wrong. As I suggested in my original post, you are welcome to go the government website and read the requirements yourself (or is a little verification beneath you - redundant question, I guess).

A person accepted to these positions can't have done anything illegal but they also cannot have situations in their personal lives that could be potentially embarrassing to the president. That is very clear in the documentation. A person's professional, personal, and financial activities are checked and they are checked for more than just illegal behaviour.

You're right, there's certainly nothing wrong with being gay (for those that are - even though that doesn't include Clay) but someone soliciting sex with random males (and JP is actually so far beyond random that it takes that concept into the stratosphere), would not be acceptable. Yes, that type of behaviour would be embarrassing to the president (just look at some of the politicians that have had to leave office for a lot less).

As a "claymate", I could give a sh*t who's gay and who isn't. But I do consider solicitation for the purpose of sex with strangers, regardless of the genders involved, to be a bit bent. That has nothing to do with my fandom but rather with my own codes of behavioiur. That's why I find JP to be so disgusting (it has nothing to do with his sexual orientation). The behaviour of the haters, the Bina's of the world, JP and his ilk may or may not be legal but they are, without question, reprehensible. That type of behaviour WOULD keep THEM from such a committee.

So you're wrong. After the FBI investigation, nothing illegal OR embarrassing was found about Clay. As the email from the committee to your cohorts explained, Clay's a valuable member of their committee. Give it up. Continually repeating your lies will not make those lies come true.

Anonymous said...

That's MPSLC. No doubt in my mind. I had the same argument with her over at another blog. She can't STAND it when people know the facts and won't be deluded by her rantings.

Stupid cow.

Why do they insist on still coming over here? What do they gain by it?
Not very bright are they.

Anonymous said...

How else would they explain Clay's continued involvement in his charites and his gov't position and still bash him if they couldn't say the stuff they spew didn't matter to these agencies? They couldn't.

Anonymous said...

Obviously, the FBI didn't lift a finger to help JP; or perhaps they did! Possibly because his problems only existed in his mind, or he knows who really did the damage in the name of Clay's fans.

The NY Daily News
07/31/06
Side Dish


John Paulus, the ex-Marine who claims he had a wild tryst with "American Idol's" Clay Aiken, may need to rely on his own muscle to protect himself from crazed Aiken fans: The feds have turned down his appeals for help. Since revealing his sordid hotel-room one-night stand with the pop singer in The National Enquirer, Paulus has been bombarded with death threats from crazed Aiken fans, a loosely organized army of middle-aged women called "The Claymates." Paulus appealed to his local FBI office, but his plea was rejected. "It was turned down by the U.S. attorney, and the FBI determined there are no federal statutes that have been violated," an FBI spokesman tells us.

OC - do you notice that "alleged" isn't mentioned in the insults directed toward the fans? That might be grounds for a lawsuit.

No doubt the FBI has a dossier on one Clay Aiken, who's reputation and character is exemplary! And since "like" attracts "like," the same could possibly be said for the majority of his fans.

Having recently visited the swamp, I think they should start praying for rain. It's a little dry over there. But a shower ain't gonna do it. They need a Noah type flood...all night long.

Anonymous said...

So is Groucho the latest member of The Spice Girls...Bitter Spice?

Oh Crap said...

He is a rather bitter vetch, isn't he?

Oh Crap said...

To the person leaving me nice comments I just have one thing to say:

HEIFER

Anonymous said...

Well I seriously doubt Clay would care about the delusional rantings of these nutjobs. He's too busy having dinner with that supermodel, Tyra Banks. What a lucky dog, that Clay!

Anonymous said...

I think Tyra is the lucky dog for getting to have dinner with Clay.

While these nut cases are spewing their hatred, Clay just goes on about his business not giving them a thought. Everyone of the sickos need to be in a mental institution.

Anonymous said...

FYI
clay blogged tonight

Anonymous said...

Have you seen that BUTTBOY has tickets to see Clay on September 10th at the CARY concert? He says he is taking his mother. 10th row.

I hope the fans don't do something stupid! OR maybe they should!

Oh Crap said...

I saw that and I suggested Itching Powder since he likes to take photos tweeking his crotch. With the powder he'll have a reason to go looking for it.

I don't believe for a minute that he will show up for a concert. Jerome or Aaron or whomever the bodyguard is for the tour will tuck JP's worn out old ass under the arms and tote him out the door... if the fans don't.

Anonymous said...

OMG! With his track record for lying out his ass, we're suppose to believe he has tickets to the Cary show? Yeah, right! The next thing we'll hear is that he has meet & greet passes. Or better yet, Clay invited him to stay at the house. The poor, sad, sick, little man is really delusional! He won't get with 5 miles of that venue. Jerome will see to that!

Anonymous said...

The swamp is drying up. There's very little activity over there. This is just his way of trying to start something. Guess what? It ain't working.

Anonymous said...

I can almost predict what's going to happen. Buttmunch: "I was being threatened by the Claymates (when in reality it would be the Medicine Chest or some of the other wackos), so I decided not to go".

And riddle me this? If his mother was so upset by what threats Claymates made on Clay's behalf, why in the world would she go?

Lie upon lie upon lie!

Truth Rules said...

Considering what a "good friend" he is I'm surprised his "good buddy" didn't give him tickets.
And how sweet of Ticketmaster to bend the limit for him. 5 tickets - wow. It pays to be special.

Anonymous said...

Considering what a "good friend" he is I'm surprised his "good buddy" didn't give him tickets.
And how sweet of Ticketmaster to bend the limit for him. 5 tickets - wow. It pays to be special.


The ticket codes will lead you to the truth. Think Atlanta.

John Paulus said...

I can assure you that I will be attending the Clay Aiken concert. I can also assure you that I have 5th row seats, center left. I guess it pays to know people. I'll take plenty of pictures so you and your friends here can't call me a liar.

Oh Crap said...

...and I can assure you that this move would be considered crossing the line into becoming a physical stalker and you'll not make it through the front door and if you do you'll be escorted out in handcuffs.

Anonymous said...

Earlier he was in row 10 when did he get row 5?

Maggi

Anonymous said...

Hey...I have 5th row Cary seats. See ya there, butty? Or prob not.

Anonymous said...

Just curious, between jp and 411 they seem to have a lot of comments are they just talking amongst their other head voices or are there really that many people posting?

Oh Crap said...

At the swamp I would imagine there are 3 or 4 people carrying on a conversation with all their multiple personalities. At 411 it's the same people all the time... maybe 4 and up to 6 at any given time. They just yap yap yap yap then copy and paste the same shit over and over again like on Perez Hilton's site. Makes it look like a lot of activity.

Anonymous said...

Can't you see it? John is busy right now typing up threatening emails from alleged Clay fans that he can produce at the last minute as to why he had to change his mind and not attend.

He has no intentions of attending this concert and is using it to rile up the fans because of the few hits his blog has been getting.

The only thing he's said correctly so far is it does pay to know people...some all night long.

Anonymous said...

johnpaulas...you not even worthy of having your name capitalized and if I could make it any smaller I would.

I don't think that it is a very good idea for you to attend one of Clay's concerts. I believe Jerome would have you by the scruff of the collar excorting you out of there real fast. They don't take kindly to STALKERS.

You are a very sick little lowlife (I was going to say sick little man but YOU ARE NOT A MAN...you are a NUISANCE and you really do need to get yourself some help before it's too late.

Yes you just try going to Clay's concerts. I would say you would probably would probably wish you hadn't.

I honestly don't know why a nut case like you is not in a mental institution where you belong along with your 411 cohorts.

You are all disgusting and I wish all of you would get what you deserve.

Oh Crap said...

Yeah! He's really good at that email shit. The ones he posted on his blog were obviously done by him, Groucho, someone from the OC and maybe 1 or 2 more people. The younger ones from the OC type like the younger KCE folk so it's difficult to tell them apart. They both type in code using "Ur" for you are and they use the small i to begin a sentence or referencing themselves in the first person. Plus their spelling, grammar and sentence sense sucks big time.

..BUT it's all good for pinpointing who is who at the swamp and 411 and the OFC.

Anonymous said...

Butty has no tickets and no intentions of going. He's already lining up his excuse. He did the same thing for Kelly's concert, didn't he?

From his blog -
"Doesn't bother me if security doesn't let me in. I'll have an air-conditioned limousine stock with top-shelf liquor I can sit in while my mother and friends enjoy the concert."

He's a sad little guy with an internet connection and a Renuzit. No job, no friends, no life.

And he can't spell. Which probably annoys me more than anything else.

Anonymous said...

"Yes you just try going to Clay's concerts. I would say you would probably would probably wish you hadn't."

Just copying my comment to say I didn't mean to post "would probably" twice.

Oh Crap since there is no edit button I wish you would edit for us. LOL

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Considering what a "good friend" he is I'm surprised his "good buddy" didn't give him tickets.
And how sweet of Ticketmaster to bend the limit for him. 5 tickets - wow. It pays to be special.

The ticket codes will lead you to the truth. Think Atlanta. He is considered a stalker.

2:35 PM

I realize "Anonymous" wants you all to think that Clay's lawyers furnished PaulASS with the tickets. That is far from the truth. Atlanta just happens to be a "hub" for ticket processing in the Southeast just as Detroit is in the Midwest. Check your own tickets. Unless, of course, Clay's lawyers are feeling benevolent and are treating everyone to the concert, which I highly doubt.

Clay's security and his lawyers have already been alerted to the wee one's plans.

Anonymous said...

Johnny Boy is looking for any reason to sue Clay or one of the fans. He thinks it's easy money. Better than working. Plus, he would finally get to meet the object of his obsession. Or so he thinks.

Anonymous said...

JP says he's got tickets to the
Raleigh (Carey) concert. He first posted pictures of a ticket on the 10th row seat 6 (J6) and then said he had been upgraded to Section 4 Row 5. He said he's bringing his mother and will be arriving in a limo with some OC'ers. I hope some Clay fans can make sure his
night is not pleasant within the confines of the law. I can't believe Jerome would allow him to attend Clay's hometown concert, with Faye and other members of Clay's family there. This will be worth watching.

Anonymous said...

"He is considered a stalker" was meant to be part of the 6:57PM comment, not the rehash of the 2:53 comment. I must have messed that mess up!

If PaulASS is Clay's great friend and confidant (because all great friends and confidants blab their personal stuff all over the internet), why isn't he invited backstage with the rest of Clay's friends? Is he getting a M&G? I'm sure Sabby would love that. Couldn't his best friend Clay arrange it? Faye wouldn't have to know any of it. Clay could just say they went to Ranger training together. [/snerk]

Anonymous said...

Buttboy is telling everyone where he's sitting at the concert because he's daring Clay's security to escort him out. He'll claim harassment and sue Clay.

He so desperately wants to meet Clay after over 16 months of trying to get Clay's attention by harassing and defaming him online. He also thinks by setting security up for a lawsuit, it's easy money in his pocket.

He's trying to make a living out of harassing Clay. Perhaps he's looking for some hush money from the lawyers to STFU and go away. He was hinting at it last year while he was trying to sell his fantasy to the highest bidder. The tale of the tryst that wasn't.

Oh Crap said...

His plan to be harassed or manhandled by Jerome or anyone has been pretty much foiled. Why do you think I put his comment through? His others have been forwarded and it would be the FBI or Venue Security who escorts his Renuzit Rimmed ass out.

Anonymous said...

Did anybody notice Psychobunny's rant at the OFC about Clay's latest blog is almost identical to BoratBrat (aka Groucho) at TWOP. They are really getting sloppy huh. and Mustardmoney bashing Carrie on Pulse is strangely similar to Ketchupmoney on Promosquad. sad sad people. (and JP did say 10th row tickets when his blog went up. suddenly it's 5th row? Bullshit)

Anonymous said...

Psychobunny is not groucho, but groucho IS both ketchupmoney and mustardmoney. He is a total psychopath.

Anonymous said...

His plan to be harassed or manhandled by Jerome or anyone has been pretty much foiled.

Sounds like Holleman. He's never had an original idea in his life.

Don't sweat it. He doesn't have the guts to show up at that concert. And I hope to god he doesn't talk about this for the next 3 months.

He started at 11:30 this morning and will talk about it all night long.

Anonymous said...

I'll take plenty of pictures so you and your friends here can't call me a liar.

2:48 PM


Holy crap, Oh crap! I just read that.

Hey Buttboy! I don't need to wait for any pictures. You were a liar yesterday, today and you will be tomorrow! LIAR! How's that?

Save your film!

Anonymous said...

Butty's OC helpers will take pictures for him. After all, they've been helping him write his blogs and fill his comments section with their drivel.

Anonymous said...

I’m having a real problem understanding asswipe’s story about going to the Cary concert. A year ago he was trying to report the fans to the FBI for endangering his family members, then one year later he is taking his mother into a crowd of 7000 hometown fans??? Did he take out a big insurance policy on her recently?

He has been saying for the last 16 months that he was going to sue Clay for all sorts of imaginary ills, and now he needs to get thrown out of a concert to have something to sue over? What happened to all of his other claims?

And what happened to the mentor relationship? He has been telling us how close he is to Clay, they are best buds! So how come he has to pay $800.00 for tickets, has to pay more than anyone else, and for seats with limited view, and now claims he has upgraded, after he mistakenly wrote row 5 after claiming row 10? Does he think we can’t see that he got mixed up with his story about 5 seats in row 10 and wrote row 5 by mistake, and didn’t know how to cover the blunder?

Oh Crap said...

It's hard to keep things straight (a recurring problem he seems to have) when his script is clouded in the fumes of the fart that produced it.

Anonymous said...

I am choking on diet soda, thank you!

'his' renuzit-rimmed ass and clouded in the fumes of 'his' fart..

Oh Crap, you have a way with words when describing PaulASS. I love it.

John Paulus said...

I have no idea where many of you get your facts, but I never mentioned that I paid $800.00 for tickets. In fact, I didn't pay for my tickets. The $800.00 was an estimate as to what the total cost of my Mother's Day gift would be. That included; dinner, the limousine, drinks, and souvenirs.

As far as my seating. I NEVER got confused. I said my seats were in the 10th row and it was just an hour later that I got a call who said they were able to get me 5th row seats center left.

I doubt you'll put this rebuttal to the false claims you other poster made, because the truth isn't often allowed here.

PS. See you August 10th, 5th row section 4.

Anonymous said...

This is pickle lie #9999999.

Oh Crap said...

The truth is allowed here and misreading or misinterpreting what's written is understandable and often forgiven.

Your lies will never be forgiven and you wouldn't know the truth if it grabbed your crotch.

Anonymous said...

Like tnmtmama said, nothing about the asswipe's current lies make any sense. He spends over a year dumping on Clay, he reports fans to the FBI and talks about death threats. He is afraid of all the things the fans do. Sooooooo, as a Mother's Day present, he's going to take his mother to a Clay Aiken concert. Snort. Well, that really makes perfect sense to me. Only not.

Given that, the reason for his 'announcement' has to have another motivator. Oh right. It's a 'look at me, look at me, please don't ignore me' plea. Again. I'm not going to worry about the creep. Clay and the fans have the law on their side. The asswipe is a stalker and the law doesn't take those kinds of things lightly, particularly in crowd situations. He's not going to be there. I just wish this delusional ass would get a life of his own and stop trying to ride the coattails of someone else's life (someone that is one thousand times the man asswipe will ever be).

Anonymous said...

I never mentioned that I paid $800.00 for tickets. In fact, I didn't pay for my tickets.

No, of course you didn't. There's no charge for imaginery tickets.

John, why is it you feel you have to come explain things to us? Are you defending yourself? Do you think we care? And if it has anything to do with what we discuss on this blog, well, it's no different than what you discuss on yours.

PS. See you August 10th, 5th row section 4.

Uh huh...the only thing I'm looking forward to about that date is your butt bent over Jerome's shoulder as he hauls your sorry a$$ out. Now that will be true crack...uh...clack! But I'd bet that's what you're looking forward to the most. You could then be a corroborating witness in the Holleman case...the manhandling part of it.

I've heard through the grapevine that in honor of Clay's mom, he will sing as an encore, "Perfect Day!" The haunting strains of the melody will echo throughout Cary all night long.

Anonymous said...

And again I ask, why would whack job take his mother to a concert whose audience is made up of people who hate him?????

Anonymous said...

You'll have to excuse me, but I seem to remember the wee one bragging about his tickets costing him $800. Sort of giving the impression he's a high roller. Is it any wonder he never pays his bills?

Where's the M&G? If he and Clay are so close and Mama Sabby is such a big fan, you would think that Clay would want to meet her and give her a thrill to last a lifetime. Clay could always lie to Faye about who they are; according to the little pest, Clay lies to her anyway. If Clay's friends all know he's "out," I'm sure they'd love to meet the little fella, especially since he claims he was the one who straightened Clay out by showing him the error of his ways so that Clay could live his life the way it was meant to be lived!

What time's your M&G, JP? Going back to Clay's mansion later for a little party? After all, if you're friends, I'm sure he'd want to introduce you around. Faye and Sabby could get reacquainted also, especially since Faye doesn't remember ever meeting her!

Truth Rules said...

It would be interesting to hear how you go from shaking in your shoes over alleged Claymate threats against your safety to smugly walking into a crowd of 7000 Claymates. What changed?

Anonymous said...

I'll tell you what changed. He's trying to provoke someone into starting something so that he can file a lawsuit. It's the only way he can meet Clay, not that he'd be meeting him anyway. He also wants a piece of Clay's fortune.

IMO he's a con man.

Anonymous said...

Nothing's changed, TruthRules.....once a liar, always a liar!

Anonymous said...

Why is anyone even bothering to talk about Buttmunch going to the concert? It's just another pile o' shit from the Shitmaster. He has no tickets, and he will be nowhere near the venue that night. He is making up another fairytale to try and get the Clay fans upset. Why do people keep letting him do it? Has he EVER told the truth about ANYTHING??? Why would this time be any different?

Anonymous said...

Just a point of reference.
JP has never been "shaking in his shoes" over any claymate threats. The threats that he received and the FBI investigated were reported by others.

Anonymous said...

Anon at 12:34 said:

The threats that he received and the FBI investigated were reported by others.

Just another point of reference, but this is wrong. According to the FBI agent who answered this question with a laugh, JP whined to him about the big mean Claymates. One more point of reference, the FBI does not investigate third part complaints. As an adult (????) JP would have to make this request, it could not come from the morons who believe his fantasy.