Mario Lavandeira, aka Perez Hilton, made some comments on the View on Friday that set my thoughts back to 2003, late fall, or 2004 early winter. Mario said that he started using a fake name because he was afraid of Clay Aiken’s fan coming after him. This isn’t true, which leads to his other comment that everything he says is true. In fact when Mario is on his site he has this disclaimer on it:
PerezHilton.com is all about gossip and satire. The content that is published contains rumors, speculation, assumptions, opinions, and factual information. Postings may contain erroneous or inaccurate information. The owner of this site does not insure the accurateness of any content presented on PerezHilton.com.
Since the owner of the site is Mario Lavandeira, that gives you a pretty good idea of Mario’s “truth!” I think I know the real reason that Mario is using a fake name, other than the fact that he is a freak. When he was working as a legitimate writer for a gay magazine, he was also publishing his first viscous gossip blog, pagesixsixsix. He was not using a disclaimer, and he just happened to be “using” his employer’s server to publish the blog. Of course, the employer didn’t know that. When the employer found out that Mario was “borrowing” their bandwidth, and leaving them open to lawsuits for libel, Mario was out on the street and unemployed. So, I contend that Mario uses a fake name because he is continuing to engage in illegal activity and does not want to be tracked down. By now, anyone who can think for themselves knows that Perez Hilton is really Mario Lavandeira, so the fake name is just a dumb looking affectation.
Submitted by: Anonymous
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Sunday, July 08, 2007
AIRPLANE 2007, THE SEQUEL: WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING
Perhaps you've read or seen some of the news stories about a female airline passenger attacking Clay Aiken. The stories coming out are slightly skewed since the writer of the article at Tulsa World online removed a complete paragraph 2 hours after posting the original. Here's what REALLY happened!
According to Clay and eyewitnesses who were on their way from the Houston to Tulsa leg of the concert tour:
Clay sat behind a lady with an insatiable foot fetish. Realizing that HRH (His Rumpled Humpiness) was in close proximity she started to hyperventilate. Both her maladies were heightened when HRH, sitting with one leg crossed, accidentally plopped the toe of his size 13 shoe onto the back of her arm rest while he was asleep. Seizing the opportunity, Foot Lady tried to arouse Mr. Sexy Beast by playing with his toes after she knocked them out of his shoe.
At one point the flight attendant walking by thought the Foot Lady was looking for something as she was kneeling on the floor facing her seat. One of the eyewitnesses who was sitting across the aisle from Clay noticed Foot Lady was leaning as far as she could to lick something from the back of the armrest. Nobody really had an inkling at the time of what was happening but it became very apparent when Foot Lady was finally able to rouse Aiken (not arouse him) enough to pull his visor up though he was still not quite awake.
After Mr. Aiken removed his visor Foot Lady was seen salivating at the sight of "Bedhead Clay" and could no longer hold back; she climbed over her seat and sat on Clay's lap facing him. Finally! Foot Lady was able to awaken the gorgeous sleeping giant with a little rocking motion then slapping him three or four times yelling, "Say my name, Bitch!"
But wait, there's more! The Flight Attendant and other eyewitnesses managed to pull the frenzied Foot Lady off Clay and contain her until they landed in Tulsa. Both Clay and Foot Lady gave their accounts to the FBI as did the eyewitnesses. One of the witnesses who needed to hit the water fountain happened to see some male FBI agents escorting Foot Lady off the premises while their female counterparts were cursing a blue streak behind a cubicle. Seems that Aiken was the victim of this attack and no matter how vehemently the lady agents insisted that a search for Clay's famous WEAPONS OF MASS SEDUCTION was in order, their superior said, "NO!"
WAIT! Theres More! According to Agent Johnston, Foot Lady was carted off to the local FBI Field Office where she was held for further questioning. She admitted that she was a plant and part of the plot known as "Blow Dandelions Out Your Ass" which was cooked up by Kelly Clarkson and her married, middle aged long time lover, Rick of Gretna, LA. The purpose of the plot is to cause minor disturbances for Mr. Aiken in hopes that they can sway what the unethical journalists publish. Guess Foot Lady was no match for one sexy Clay Aiken and in her weakness she spilled the beans.
According to Clay and eyewitnesses who were on their way from the Houston to Tulsa leg of the concert tour:
Clay sat behind a lady with an insatiable foot fetish. Realizing that HRH (His Rumpled Humpiness) was in close proximity she started to hyperventilate. Both her maladies were heightened when HRH, sitting with one leg crossed, accidentally plopped the toe of his size 13 shoe onto the back of her arm rest while he was asleep. Seizing the opportunity, Foot Lady tried to arouse Mr. Sexy Beast by playing with his toes after she knocked them out of his shoe.
At one point the flight attendant walking by thought the Foot Lady was looking for something as she was kneeling on the floor facing her seat. One of the eyewitnesses who was sitting across the aisle from Clay noticed Foot Lady was leaning as far as she could to lick something from the back of the armrest. Nobody really had an inkling at the time of what was happening but it became very apparent when Foot Lady was finally able to rouse Aiken (not arouse him) enough to pull his visor up though he was still not quite awake.
After Mr. Aiken removed his visor Foot Lady was seen salivating at the sight of "Bedhead Clay" and could no longer hold back; she climbed over her seat and sat on Clay's lap facing him. Finally! Foot Lady was able to awaken the gorgeous sleeping giant with a little rocking motion then slapping him three or four times yelling, "Say my name, Bitch!"
But wait, there's more! The Flight Attendant and other eyewitnesses managed to pull the frenzied Foot Lady off Clay and contain her until they landed in Tulsa. Both Clay and Foot Lady gave their accounts to the FBI as did the eyewitnesses. One of the witnesses who needed to hit the water fountain happened to see some male FBI agents escorting Foot Lady off the premises while their female counterparts were cursing a blue streak behind a cubicle. Seems that Aiken was the victim of this attack and no matter how vehemently the lady agents insisted that a search for Clay's famous WEAPONS OF MASS SEDUCTION was in order, their superior said, "NO!"
WAIT! Theres More! According to Agent Johnston, Foot Lady was carted off to the local FBI Field Office where she was held for further questioning. She admitted that she was a plant and part of the plot known as "Blow Dandelions Out Your Ass" which was cooked up by Kelly Clarkson and her married, middle aged long time lover, Rick of Gretna, LA. The purpose of the plot is to cause minor disturbances for Mr. Aiken in hopes that they can sway what the unethical journalists publish. Guess Foot Lady was no match for one sexy Clay Aiken and in her weakness she spilled the beans.
Monday, July 02, 2007
WHAT IF......?
As an observer who likes to keep an open mind about many things, as one who prefers to live and let live, and as one who abhors injustice I plan to keep posting truths until I'm blue in the face. Our regular bloggers know by now that I believe there is a conspiracy that has been in the works since before January, 2006. We have been witness to facts that include Kelly fans from the Kelly Clarkson Express and the Soulful Ruben ladies (I puke when I apply that term to them) being involved in the Clay Aiken smear campaign. They have spread lies to gay gossip sites and any gossip site for that matter; we know they helped create some of the stories sent to the tabloids and they helped create or know who did create photoshopped webcams from numerous photos of different people so that we wouldn't be able to "identify" the origin...or so they thought. We know they banded together with the spurned stalkers who realized that their "connection" to Clay didn't exist except in their warped minds (this includes some really sick ones at Cafe Allegro). Feelings of entitlement like this is a common thread among stalkers. We've discussed this plenty so let's move on to something else that's REALLY happening.
This is posed to the Kelly and Ruben fans who are so blinded by the hatred embedded in their minds by none other than the American Idol machine. We know what they (AI) do. They create competition and usually it's not in a fair way. They manipulate the viewers and they manipulate the outcome using controversy to boost ratings and I have no doubt they manipulate the voting lines.
"Proof in the Pudding"
So NOW we have what appears to be Kelly Clarkson losing some ground on the AI Totem Pole of popularity. Her tour was cancelled due to slow sales. Very few people stayed for her concert after a major auto racing event and then she was greeted by an almost empty lot for the GMA Summer Concert Series. WHAT IF?
Let's move on here and take something into consideration. The KCE moderators encourage and partake in Clay bashing as though it's KCE's JOB. It takes priority over their support of Kelly. Like all "businesses" there are situations where "multitasking" is required... such as recruiting the minors at KCE for CD cracking and hiding of other artists new releases on the shelves. While the minors cover that territory the KCE upper management (adults who act like children) are busy infiltrating the Pulse, TWoP, and Idol Forum message boards (many others, I'm sure) and probably Official Fan Clubs. We know they are in the mix at the OFC (the Mods know it too). KCE and Soulful Ruben have been infiltrating the Clay message boards for years using 10 to 50 screen names each. They've pretended to be us; they've launched email/mail/phone campaigns for the sole purpose of making Clay and his fans be thought of as "crazy rabid" (as opposed to "loyal rabid") by pretending to BE US. Soulful Ruben is notorious for posing while using racial slurs and making other biggoted remarks just to stir the turd by fighting with themselves. We know that JP also adopted this technique as his smoke screen.
The KCE harass fans of Carrie U., Avril L., Christina A. and NOW Hannah Montana because the #1 spot is being reported by the media as a toss up between her CD and Kelly's. There were lots of cracked CDs being reported for the OTHER gal as they also were for Leona Lewis who Simon was pushing recently.
WHAT IF "payback" really is a bitch of the highest order? WHAT IF the KCE has cost Kelly dearly? The truth is that there are (or WERE) many dual fans of both Clay and Kelly; there are those who are loyal Idol fans and there are fans like me who avidly support only Clay but who LOVE so many other contestants. When Clay's first single and full CD came out, the sales were phenominal so we know as an internet fanbase IT'S NOT JUST US doing the buying. No matter how it's spun, 13,000 people on the internet did NOT buy over 2.5 Million CDs. Same with Kelly's sales. The KCE and Soulful Ruben can show you where people admit to buying multiple Clay CDs but they don't mention that we can show where they did as well BUT it wasn't just them.
WHAT IF all the hatefulness spawned from the KCE has caused Kelly to lose those "dual" fans and those "Idol" fans? WHAT IF Clay's fans and Idol fans hadn't caught on to the lack of support shown for Ruben during the AI Tour by fans that were solely his..the ones who voted for him? The Soul(less) gals can spin it any way they want but I know for a fact that Clay's fans added signs for Ruben to take during the later tour stops and there was a concerted effort to buy 1 Ruben CD JUST to make sure that he hit that #1 spot on the charts. Again, I'm sure it wasn't JUST US but he sooo deserved to be atop that chart as with any Idol alumni. They can freaking "sang" and deserve support. WHAT IF there were dual fans in the Avril, Christina, Carrie and Leona bases?
WHAT IF this evil spawned from both internet fanbase sites caused the loss of support for Kelly and Ruben? Perhaps they should think about it. There are diehard fans of both Kelly and Clay, one of whom is Truth Rules, who aren't giving up on supporting both. Diehard fans of both feel the hurt when Clay is bashed and lied about but they also hurt when they see comments on message boards where the dual fans and Idol fans are pulling support from Kelly because of the KCE involvement with the tabloid media smear campaign. WHAT IF the dual Carrie, Avril and Christina fans no longer are Kelly fans because of KCE harassment and innuendo?
WHAT IF this is what happened to Ruben's popularity after his first CD? The Soul(less) gals didn't let up; Emach implicated Ruben's mother as a party to their first campaign and when they were found out there seemed to be a loss of support for Ruben.
WHAT IF Kelly's new CD tanks? It's been in some media that RCA will release only ARO 800,000 to 850,000 so that it ships under Platinum. That's about 600,000 more than RCA distributed to Soundscan outlets of Clay's ATDW CD the first week. It's bad enough that Clive sees fit to "punish" his money makers for thinking independently but it's 10 times worse when millions of people turn their backs on her because of something SHE is not directly responsible for?
WHAT IF...?
This is posed to the Kelly and Ruben fans who are so blinded by the hatred embedded in their minds by none other than the American Idol machine. We know what they (AI) do. They create competition and usually it's not in a fair way. They manipulate the viewers and they manipulate the outcome using controversy to boost ratings and I have no doubt they manipulate the voting lines.
"Proof in the Pudding"
So NOW we have what appears to be Kelly Clarkson losing some ground on the AI Totem Pole of popularity. Her tour was cancelled due to slow sales. Very few people stayed for her concert after a major auto racing event and then she was greeted by an almost empty lot for the GMA Summer Concert Series. WHAT IF?
Let's move on here and take something into consideration. The KCE moderators encourage and partake in Clay bashing as though it's KCE's JOB. It takes priority over their support of Kelly. Like all "businesses" there are situations where "multitasking" is required... such as recruiting the minors at KCE for CD cracking and hiding of other artists new releases on the shelves. While the minors cover that territory the KCE upper management (adults who act like children) are busy infiltrating the Pulse, TWoP, and Idol Forum message boards (many others, I'm sure) and probably Official Fan Clubs. We know they are in the mix at the OFC (the Mods know it too). KCE and Soulful Ruben have been infiltrating the Clay message boards for years using 10 to 50 screen names each. They've pretended to be us; they've launched email/mail/phone campaigns for the sole purpose of making Clay and his fans be thought of as "crazy rabid" (as opposed to "loyal rabid") by pretending to BE US. Soulful Ruben is notorious for posing while using racial slurs and making other biggoted remarks just to stir the turd by fighting with themselves. We know that JP also adopted this technique as his smoke screen.
The KCE harass fans of Carrie U., Avril L., Christina A. and NOW Hannah Montana because the #1 spot is being reported by the media as a toss up between her CD and Kelly's. There were lots of cracked CDs being reported for the OTHER gal as they also were for Leona Lewis who Simon was pushing recently.
WHAT IF "payback" really is a bitch of the highest order? WHAT IF the KCE has cost Kelly dearly? The truth is that there are (or WERE) many dual fans of both Clay and Kelly; there are those who are loyal Idol fans and there are fans like me who avidly support only Clay but who LOVE so many other contestants. When Clay's first single and full CD came out, the sales were phenominal so we know as an internet fanbase IT'S NOT JUST US doing the buying. No matter how it's spun, 13,000 people on the internet did NOT buy over 2.5 Million CDs. Same with Kelly's sales. The KCE and Soulful Ruben can show you where people admit to buying multiple Clay CDs but they don't mention that we can show where they did as well BUT it wasn't just them.
WHAT IF all the hatefulness spawned from the KCE has caused Kelly to lose those "dual" fans and those "Idol" fans? WHAT IF Clay's fans and Idol fans hadn't caught on to the lack of support shown for Ruben during the AI Tour by fans that were solely his..the ones who voted for him? The Soul(less) gals can spin it any way they want but I know for a fact that Clay's fans added signs for Ruben to take during the later tour stops and there was a concerted effort to buy 1 Ruben CD JUST to make sure that he hit that #1 spot on the charts. Again, I'm sure it wasn't JUST US but he sooo deserved to be atop that chart as with any Idol alumni. They can freaking "sang" and deserve support. WHAT IF there were dual fans in the Avril, Christina, Carrie and Leona bases?
WHAT IF this evil spawned from both internet fanbase sites caused the loss of support for Kelly and Ruben? Perhaps they should think about it. There are diehard fans of both Kelly and Clay, one of whom is Truth Rules, who aren't giving up on supporting both. Diehard fans of both feel the hurt when Clay is bashed and lied about but they also hurt when they see comments on message boards where the dual fans and Idol fans are pulling support from Kelly because of the KCE involvement with the tabloid media smear campaign. WHAT IF the dual Carrie, Avril and Christina fans no longer are Kelly fans because of KCE harassment and innuendo?
WHAT IF this is what happened to Ruben's popularity after his first CD? The Soul(less) gals didn't let up; Emach implicated Ruben's mother as a party to their first campaign and when they were found out there seemed to be a loss of support for Ruben.
WHAT IF Kelly's new CD tanks? It's been in some media that RCA will release only ARO 800,000 to 850,000 so that it ships under Platinum. That's about 600,000 more than RCA distributed to Soundscan outlets of Clay's ATDW CD the first week. It's bad enough that Clive sees fit to "punish" his money makers for thinking independently but it's 10 times worse when millions of people turn their backs on her because of something SHE is not directly responsible for?
WHAT IF...?
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