Wednesday, December 20, 2006

When does Someone's Butt Look Better than Someone's Face?












Enough Said!

41 comments:

Oh Crap said...

..and I'll just open by saying:

HOLY MARY, MOTHER OF GOD!

LAWD JESUS!

Truth Rules said...

Ditto!!!

Anonymous said...

Perfection! So true.

The only bad thing about this blog entry is having to look at those two lowlifes; however, the saving grace is that they very much prove your point!

Anonymous said...

Funny how one beautiful specimen of the real thing makes the other two notorious assholes look like the losers they are.

Anonymous said...

What fine cheeks on Clay!

Those others are FUGLY!

Anonymous said...

I have seen HS's butt before, on the 92 Mtv Video music awards when
he came on dressed as fartman yall remember that don't ya? it wasn't pretty neither is his FUGLY face. Clay's rear end is purrrrrrrdy!! MERCY!!! HOT!!

eye-witness said...

HA HA HA HA
Howard's so ugly that his girlfriend takes him everywhere with her so she doesn't have to kiss him goodby.
As for conan if I had a face like that I'd sue my parents.

Anonymous said...

I usually like my brothers a bit darker and they always have the good bootay. I can finally say with Clay, BABY GOT BACK!! And boyfriend looks as good COMING as he does LEAVING!!

YOU GO WICH YO BAD SELF CLAY!!!!

MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM!!!!



1:11

Truth Rules said...

OhC beat me to the going shot but I'll forgive her cause she gave me a title. That photo just about did her in.

Beta gave me some grief but I got it working.

Anonymous said...

OMG OMG Those are not just the POP that is the Ass of Perfection

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD!!!

I just spit soda all over the keyboard. Too funny, oh crap, but so so true.

Anonymous said...

I love it!! Clay is freakin gorgeous!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh my Lord. That's just hot. The other two, not so much. Thanks Oh Crap, can't wait to see him when he hits NC! Can't wait.

Anonymous said...

Phew!!! Is it HOT in here?!!!

That is one gorgeous hunka hunka burning love man.

(sorry, losers, you can only WISH you were loved half as much)

Anonymous said...

"Enough Said" is right! Viva the contrast!

Oh Crap said...

Somebody send me to bed. I cannot stop staring at my front page and Truth Rules' blog page.

eye-witness said...

I'll like to thank the person who got that nice shot of Clay.
What I wouldn't give to have been standing right there.
drool

Anonymous said...

He does have a great looking ass. Love those pictures. Love the tight pants.

Anonymous said...

Howard and Conan sitting in a tree...and falling off.

Anonymous said...

Coward Sternum looks like a transvestite with a bad hair cut and Conads looks like he had a face lift that went horribly wrong.

OMC looks like an angel!

Oh Crap said...

That's Grade A Prime Butt. Migal about had it in her face and lived to tell about it. I would have at least bitten my tongue off (though I know it wouldn't have reached that far).

Anonymous said...

Lord I'de just love to pich thoes cheeks!!!!

Anonymous said...

dang did I mess up spelling or what??? See what happens when an old lady like me see a sweet set of buns? Lord I want to PINCH them!!!

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas, OC.

Thanks for helping us through a tough year.

May 2007 bring Clay all the joy and recognition he deserves.

eye-witness said...

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!!

Truth Rules said...

I'm ready for Clay to have a kick a$$ 2007.

Hope y'all had a good day.

Anonymous said...

Newest blog post from Jeff Varner:

JeffVarner
Dec 28, 2006 | 10:12 PM

I'm still waiting on someone to pop in and agree to talk on camera. No manipulation. I don't manipulate. The story with Josh is Josh talking. There were a lot of people in the room including his family. Nothing was manipulated. If Clay doesn't return calls, according to some responses here, I'm supposed to let it go and not report it? If a murderer commits his crime, but refuses to talk to me about it, am I supposed to drop it? No. Now Claymates, don't twist this. I am not comparing Clay to a murder. :-) But the point people are trying to argue that I only reported one side without doing my legwork is not accurate. I would never have allowed Josh on air without knowing a lot more about the situation than was reported.

I really want Clay fans to talk on camera about why they love Clay and take up for him. If he won't talk to me, you're the next best thing, don't you think?

There has been a firestorm of Clay support here. I find it interesting not one of these people will agree to support their idol without their mask of anonymity.

I'll tell you story as you present it. No spin. Email me: jeff.varner@foxtv.com, and I'll call you. Let's see who believes in their statements enough to step up to the plate.

Oh Crap said...

Varner is baiting and we're not biting. It's as simple as that. Let him make a fool of himself without anyone's help.

Clay's program ran as usual except for a couple of times when he had to cut out 1 song because of time constraints at the venu. People have checked the song list which was the same and the duration which was approximately the same as the rest of the tour. If some kid was supposed to sing I'm sure Clay wasn't aware of it. Not his problem.

Dianne Barbee said...

WORD!!!

Caro

Anonymous said...

Ignore the dumbasses and their bait and switch crap. I would bet money idiot and his sevants are involved up to their criminal eyeballs!

Anonymous said...

Hi everybody! I miss all of you; I miss this blog; I miss our little "chats." I hope you all have a very happy New Year!

I'd like to add my opinions to the lastest smear campaign, because that's all it is. (Now, who's behind it could be another story!)

Here's all Varner needs to know:

"Lisa Crawford, CEO of the Greensboro Symphony, told TMZ that the children were NEVER PROMISED they could sing with Clay; "It was HIS tour and show. We were just hired to play."

Then who "invited" the children? Varner should concentrate on finding the person/persons responsible: who "booked" the kids, led them to believe they would perform, and allowed them to rehearse, without clearing it with the STAR of the show and the one paying the bills!

I think it's time the good folks of NC realized that Clay is no longer the wannabe-star of Hometown Connection, who is interested in promoting other future, wannabe-stars of AI or Hometown Connection, and deserves a little respect as a geniune, bonafide, professional celebrity; not the MC of Saturday night Amateur Hour.

It was Clay's name on the ticket; his name bringing in the revenue and his voice people paid to hear. After an 18-city tour, Clay had one final show to perform in his home state, which he came to do. Wasn't he allowed to do it HIS WAY and call the shots?

What genius thought it was appropriate to sing "Superstition" at a C'mas concert? If the kids were never promised they would sing with Clay, then why did they think they should? Or, to put it another way, why were they upset because they didn't? How did Jeff Varner find a story here? Who turned this around to make it all Clay's fault and throw a wet blanket over an otherwise successful tour?

After the education Clay acquired during the past year, can we blame him, or his team, for not being photographed ALONE with a 15 year old BOY? It smells like a set up, but then again, things smell differently to me in this rest home I'm living in.

Oh Crap said...

To add to Polly Graf's evidence to the contrary of what's being spewed, here is more from someone who took the time to ask for the truth:

These are just the few points that have to do with the Triad Idols and the source came from the same Ms. Crawford:

" 7_ We received an e-mail from Community Theater asking if the 2 Triad Idol singers could perform on concert. They had performed with us in October at our education concerts. We checked with promoter and were given the green light to invite them to perform WITH the Symphony not WITH Clay Aiken.

8_ Once rehearsal began, Aiken management asked that we not perform any non-Holiday songs. We only had orchestra charts for the Triad Idols for 2 songs and they were non-Holiday.

9_ We told the 2 Triad Idol singers, we would need to cancel their songs. We still wanted to include them in the concert and we asked Aiken management if they could lead the Christmas Song sing-along. Aiken management was very gracious and said this would be fine along with the little girl singing the Hippo song. When we told the Triad idol singers, they seemed very glad to still be part of the show. Throughout the evening, they did not indicate they were unhappy.

10_ We cannot control what people do in order to gain 15 minutes of fame. We do not believe in feeding a media frenzy over nothing. "

The previous points to this had to do with how the orchestra was to set up their program according to the contract rider, time constraints, etc.

Amazing how news sources like TMZ get or give creatively edited versions of the truth, huh?

Anonymous said...

Amazing how news sources like TMZ get or give creatively edited versions of the truth, huh?

12:51 PM


Especially when it involves Clay Aiken.

Anonymous said...

Polly and OhCrap - you go, girls!!

I think you two need to be Clay Aiken's PR people. Once again, thank you for printing the TRUTH.

Good God, the A--holes come out of the woodwork whenever Clay is in the public eye don't they? Too bad they can't stay in their scummy little world and leave the rest of the world alone.

(and I'm not referring to ALL gay people here - some of my best friends are gay and they would never stoop to the level of some of the vermin we've seen in this past year)

Truth Rules said...

I'm looking forward to Varner and TMZ correcting their stories.

Anonymous said...

Clay didn't even CANCEL the kid...his PROMOTER did...I am 1000% sure of this.

Oh Crap said...

Truth, are we holding our breath on this one? I just read where TMZ... ummmmm.... did some creative editing. This was per the kid's own post at TMZ site: They didn't list all the answers and questions, only ones that would make Clay look bad when you take them out of context.

Agenda, anyone?

Anonymous said...

In several places there are references to Clay as "Ms Thang", agenda is correct!

Oh Crap said...

Who made references to "Ms Thang"?

WRU said...

I think they are referencing the vulgar, gay hookup references in the comments probably by the swamp dwellers themselves.

Anonymous said...

Varner claims he never manipulates. His entire blog post smacks of manipulation.

He claims he would never have put the kid on TV without knowing more of the story. He's insinuating he knows more than he's telling. What's the story, Varner? Other than trying to smear Clay and grab attention for yourself?

He claims that in interviewing celebrities (Hah!), he's been told about Clay's diva ways. Oh, really? Who are these so-called celebrities? Don't hide behind any journalistic ethics of protecting your sources, since your blog reeks of a violation of those ethics.

Someone please post Ms. Crawford's e-mail on Varner's blog. Obviously, in his quest for a story, he forgot to search for the truth. Some journalist you are, Varner.