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While We're Waiting.....

I thought I would pass along some extra reading assignments while we contemplate our next substantive blog...though I, personally, will miss our Collective Finger in the Clouds. It was with great pride that we hoisted that flying fickled finger in honor of Clay and Tyra facing down the tabloids and "bull@#$# journalism". We're always ready to lend a finger!

I must say that I'm glad to see that the "Anatomy" site is still alive and kicking; this is where you'll find the interesting new tidbits.

http://www.anatomyofasmearcampaign.com/

When you're done checking out the new items (top 4) listed at Anatomy I would head over to http://www.claymate911.blogspot.com Seems there's a lot of exposin' going on with the promise of more to come...and guess who will be right in the middle of it. Clay's bitch, KARMA, is a few steps closer.

If He Asks, We Will Deliver

Ya Know?

Sometimes it's these little thoughts or images flashing through your mind that puts a smile on a woman's face. Do you know what is sexier than Clay Aiken?




NOTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EQUALIZERS TAKES A STAND !!!

It seems the unscrupulous Perez Hilton is now taking swipes at another innocent celebrity in the form of Kelly Clarkson. We will support her by not jumping on the bandwagon. In a recent article I just read this morning, PH says that he doesn't make accusations about someone's gender preference unless he knows them to be true. A year ago we uncovered exactly what he does and how he does it so all I can say about his "truth" is, "LIAR!"

Since he thinks with his asshole, he has no problem pulling this kind of shit out of it just to stir the turd in the punchbowl hoping it will make him enough money off the hits. Perhaps he has to do something in order to pay for the suits being filed against him...may they be successful in dropping him to his knees and not for the purpose of his pleasure.

PH, I don't know what your underlying REAL problem is, FOOL, other than self-loathing but why not just leave our celebrities alone and quit blackmailing them to make yourself seem important? You have undermined what the respectable half of the gay community is working toward and celebrities HATE you. Get it? There is nothing endearing about you, there is nothing redeemable about you and there is nothing about you that is likeable. Some celebrities tolerate/cater to you in order to keep from being blackmailed by the likes of you.

What someone is or isn't, what someone wants to be or not be, and what celebrities want the public to know about their private life is their shot to call, not yours. In my new unabridged dictionary the definition of "Outing" is "Blackmail". So who are you blackmailing at the GMA set or the ABC Network? It's the only way you would get a spot on that show because people Just Aren't That Into YOU! You poor pathetic loser in life.

We won't give you the hits that you were expecting from the Clay Nation. We will sit back and see how this pans out but we won't engage on YOUR cowpie of a site. If you thought we'd be there en masse to gloat, you are mistaken. We know that Kelly is innocent and straight just as we know that Clay is innocent and straight. You and those like you are a disease that nobody wants. Your crotch crickets sing so loudly that you can't think like an adult... make that like a human being with an ounce of integrity.

PH, FUCK YOU!

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IS IT WAR YET?

I think it's coming! "S**N!"

Again, I have to divert your attention to the Claymate911 Blog today as Nighthawk calls out some members of the 411 hate blog and the lazy media who have been so easily duped by a small band of escapees from various State Institutions. No, I am not Nighthawk and she is not me. I don't write that eloquently when I'm in a facing you down mode. I can't help throwing into the mix a few explatives... explitives...exple.... ah SHIT!

Anyway, because I'm not attempting to be eloquent I thought I'd enlighten those readers who go from here to there. You will see where Nighthawk shows posts made on that other blog filled with hate and deception by characters with screen names such as MPSLC and Percocet. Of course, you might not know who these players are so let me clue you in. MPSLC is more commonly known as "Mypeesmellslikecheerios" and "Woodle" from Soulful Ruben and Percocet is believed to be DirectorSandy who is a Moderator at Kelly Clarkson Express message board and "Tinfoilhat" at her Tinfoilhat hate blog and message board. The board is private now because this is where most of the plotting is done for new tabloid stories by those soul(less) gals and the rejects from the KCE.

Just thought you'd like to know. Oh! I did come across a copy of MPSLC's comment where she was trying to make others in her group believe that someone had made me stop my attacks on the lies. Perhaps you should lay off those meds because that was another lie you got caught in.

I heartily salute the new Claymate911 blog and I whole heartedly give 411 the One-Fingered salute. Pffffffffffft!

**Added 1/14: Looks like a Pro-Clay blog attack happening so here is another coming in under the wire www.marhaven.blogspot.com It's another MUST READ. Keep up the assault.**

In closing this blog about those who fabricate sleaze and those who report it, I leave you with my thoughts for today:

***Those who are listening and believing are too lazy to find the truth. Those who are hearing and not believing already know the truth. Those distorting the truth are dead inside so they hear nothing but the voices in their heads.***

I Can DIG IT !!!!!

Especially when the digs are on the worst AssWipes and ButtMunchers in the Universe!


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Wacky News [For Entertainment Purposes Only (snort)]

YEAH! WHAT SHE SAID!

http://chexxyspearls.blogspot.com/

RINGING IN THE NEW YEAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE !!!!

2007 arrives with a promise of better things to come. You know how we're always thinking about how Clay will ever top something he's done and how we don't think we can love him anymore, yet he always manages to floor us with something new. I'm really excited about this new year.

I'm making this blog post short and sweet right now because a fan started something on another board and I thought it would be fun to carry over some of that humorous enthusiasm here. Please comment on a Resolution you'd like to see happen since Clay said this year would be a "FRESH START" (i.e. I hope to see the retirement of _____). I will add some of your witty and applicable comments on this front page so have at it. Let's see what the fans really want to see happen in the very near future.
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Update 1/3/2007

This comment just in and I felt it should be answered followed by a question from me.

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "RINGING IN THE NEW YEAR":

OhCrap, is your name really *****?

ANSWER: No that isn't my name.

QUESTION: Is it true that Jody, the Stub Hub Stalker, gave you the list of AZ Clay fans so that you Kelly Clarkson and Ruben Studdard fans could harass us?

Creative Editing 101: How Media Dolts Dupe the Public

So now we have the TMZ Fox Affiliate with their own attempt at getting a little publicity for themselves at Clay Aiken's expense. I think it's just one unsavory employee but it's still a reflection on the station and the network, in my opinion. According to first reports hitting the internet, a couple of local talents were "bumped" from a concert because Clay wanted to sing an extra song. Well, after a couple of people checked it out they discovered that the concert had the same set list and ran about the same amount of time as the others except for the couple of concerts where there were strict time constraints at the venue and Clay left out one of his own songs rather than cut the orchestra's time short. Hmmmmm... doesn't sound divaish to me. We also found out the local talents at his last concert were NOT "bumped" by Clay Aiken.

Someone actually asked a couple of questions and got some honest answers from Ms. Crawford of the Greensboro Symphony and they are as follows:

1_ Greensboro Symphony was hired by a promoter to be the orchestra for Clay Aiken

2_ The promoter informed the Symphony that we needed to prepare a 50 minute first half

3_Although we protested and said it was too long and people were coming to hear Clay, we were still requested to prepare a first half. This was also included in the rider sent by Aiken management.

4_ After checking with several orchestras, we prepared both a 50 minute and 30 minute first half.

5_ Due to our contracts with musicians, we are not allowed to perform something without a rehearsal, if it has not been performed within 30 days.

6_ We were told that we would only have about 15 minutes to rehearse. We informed promoter we would be performing pieces from our Holiday Concert so we would not need much rehearsal time. Our Holiday concert is mostly singing. We informed promoter we would have singers and e-mailed the program

7_ We received an e-mail from Community Theater asking if the 2 Triad Idol singers could perform on concert. They had performed with us in October at our education concerts. We checked with promoter and were given the green light to invite them to perform WITH the Symphony not WITH Clay Aiken.

8_ Once rehearsal began, Aiken management asked that we not perform any non-Holiday songs. We only had orchestra charts for the Triad Idols for 2 songs and they were non-Holiday.

9_ We told the 2 Triad Idol singers, we would need to cancel their songs. We still wanted to include them in the concert and we asked Aiken 'MANAGEMENT' if they could lead the Christmas Song sing-along. Aiken management was very gracious and said this would be fine along with the little girl singing the Hippo song. When we told the Triad idol singers, they seemed very glad to still be part of the show. Throughout the evening, they did not indicate they were unhappy.

10_ We cannot control what people do in order to gain 15 minutes of fame. We do not believe in feeding a media frenzy over nothing.

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Now the young man comes forward and tattles on whomever did the interview and here are the pertinent admissions:

"Well, I was on the news Fri. before the concert and Fox 8 was expecting me to be on stage Sat., and I wasn't!!! So they called me Wed. @ 9:27 AM and asked me what happened!!! And all I did was answer honestly!!! It is not my fault that not everything of my 45 min. interview was put on the news!!! So all you people saw was what was against Clay!!! You people need to understand that all I did was answer questions!!! "
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Oh, we understand quite well but what the young man doesn't understand is Clay Aiken had NOTHING to do with this set of circumstances. This was between/among the Greensboro Symphony, the promoter, the Community Theater representative who sent the e-mail, the Triad Idols, and Clay's MANAGEMENT who wanted to keep with the Seasonal Songs because it was a CHRISTMAS CONCERT........HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Clay Aiken doesn't even enter the picture...probably because he was still asleep when the decision was made and it was made by whomever told the young Idols... who, according to the above, still made an appearance leading in the singing of a.. ummmm... Seasonal Song.

My heart goes out to the youngsters who got a taste of show biz. Major acts have been "bumped" by major shows because they ran longer than planned with other guests. These major stars that are "bumped" often spend hundreds on flight, taxi, and hotel accommodations only to be asked to come back at a later date. It's tough for anyone to have to suck it up when you're looking forward to sharing a spotlight; the show must go on and that's just what happened.

Perhaps a certain interviewer should have had a little more maturity in his thinking and should not have subjected a 15 year old to "Creative Editing" consequences...which I'm sure he (the interviewer) was counting on. It happens everytime an unsavory person (in my opinion) has an unsavory agenda.

Mr. V and TMZ, shame on you! Would you like beers to go with that egg on your faces?

When does Someone's Butt Look Better than Someone's Face?

Enough Said!

Comedian Clay Aiken

Don't you just love his snark?

Usually I'm frantic for the downloads of Clay's performances from the wonderful Clack Goddesses but this Christmas Tour has provided us with some of the best off-the-cuff comedy that puts the likes of Conads NoNads, Leno and other professional comedians to shame. They have writers but our guy needs none. The natural connection and affection between Clay and his fans allows for enough material to keep him and us in stitches forever. The difference between his type of humor and the scripted kind is that Clay can poke fun at himself and us without being hurtful. We adore him for his many quirks (he so knows) and he's proven 10 times over that he loves our quirkiness as well.

What a smart man! Clay has taken the sting out of the next bit of bird cage fodder allegedly coming to a grocery store near you. We've seen the post elsewhere from a gal claiming that Clay is the father of her "love child" from his college days in Charlotte. The comedy of this error is that he doesn't know this person (nor does anyone else) so he had no problem making jokes about this Not-a-Story during his Christmas Not-a-Tour. Yet another "in your face" by the King of Snark.

What I have heard that is NOT so funny (and I can't remember where I saw this) is that someone is angry enough to try tracking down who or where the photo of the little boy came from for the purpose of reporting the parent(s) to Children's Services for using an innocent child in this tabloid manner. It would be sad if someone is using their own child or if someone "borrowed" the child from innocent, unsuspecting parents who might be implicated in this latest scam.

Back to my CLACK!

IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON AND CLAY IS SINGING

First thing's first! Thank you all for your heartfelt condolences on the passing of my Aunt. Something like this is hard enough to take but when tragedy strikes during the Thanksgiving and Christmas Season it casts a giant shadow over what should be a celebration. I have been so grateful for the support and lifting of spirits by my fellow Clay Friends on this blog and the private blog. Thanks to Art and everyone else for bringing links to some beautiful montages and to Calico for creating her own and to those who entertained us with the "Ripacrite" photos and Youtubes. Some had me laughing until I peed my pants and those laughs were much needed by us all.

Now comes the excitement of the NotaChristmasTour. What will Clay wear? Will his hair be long and feathery or will it be trimmed a little? Will he have bangs or will his hair be swept to the side? What socks will he surprise us with? Will he be wearing a T-shirt or 10?

WHO CARES, RIGHT? Clay Aiken is back on the Road. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CLAY!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SOOOOOOO LOVED!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

It's the beginning of the Holiday Season and I plan on taking a break from all this pettiness for a few days.

I'm going to celebrate life this Thanksgiving though it's an especially meloncholy one for me. I'm going to celebrate the excitement and happiness I feel when Clay Aiken sings, talks and looks into the camera with those sparkly eyes and big smile.

I'm going to celebrate the fact that both my parents are still here and they are still healthy; however, the reality of life has hit me like a ton of bricks today as I reached a grieving stage after the initial shock at the loss of my Aunt two nights ago. She was a fiesty redhead with freckles and a very snarky attitude. She was loving and kind and giving and never had an unkind thing to say about anyone. I will miss her terribly.

I've reached the point of anger in grievance. My family will be feeling a terrible hurt for a long time. I don't understand why my Aunt is gone and those who inflict hurt through lies, deception and just plain evil are allowed to breathe.

Was Kelly Ripa's Public Attack on Clay Planned??????

Judging by a comment that I rejected, someone is indicating that it was just part of the year long plan to Smear Clay Aiken. Makes you wonder what JP's and Perez's buddy, Howard Stern, told Kelly over the weekend.



J*** P***** has left a new comment on your post "TURN THE BEAT AROUND":

I told you that it was going to be a rough November for Clay and trust me it's only going to get worse for him. Wait. ROFLMAO

Publish this comment. Reject this comment. Moderate comments for this blog. Posted by J*** P***** to Clay's Equalizers at 11/21/2006 03:52:13 PM

KELLY RIPPED A WHAT?

Isn't It Ironic?

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TURN THE BEAT AROUND

You know what? Let's turn this around and celebrate what's coming up in the near future. We have TV appearances and a set of Christmas Concerts to look forward to with mention of a tour in the spring..... lots and lots of Clack.

There's been enough misery from this MESS and those who choose to be miserable and make others miserable will get their just rewards. It can't come soon enough.

WELL, LOOKY HERE!!!!!!

This just arrived in my email:

OC,

I meant to write to you the other day but I got tied up.... I know this was the talk on the asswipe's blog for a few days and I'm sorry I didn't write sooner.

The evening that Paulass accused Clay of meeting Matt in DC, I was there that night and I actually got to shake Clay's hand before he got on his bus. There is no way he was rushing anywhere because he took his sweet time coming out of the venue. I know because we were freezing that night and watching the clock. He finally came out with Jerome around 12:20 am and the bus did not roll out till maybe 12:45 am. The bus left for Baltimore which is about another 70 minute drive from D.C.

I was at the venue in Baltimore the next night also and talked with Maka, who is William Joseph's friend and bodyguard. I talked to him in great length about William and Clay and he happened to mention that they were all exhausted when they rolled into Baltimore early that morning. Clay was sleeping when the bus pulled up to the hotel and had to be wakened. So much for that asswipe's story of rushing to meet Matt. They did not stay in Baltimore that night either. They drove directly to the next venue. The only free night that Clay had was the night before he played in D.C.....but Butty boy made an error and picked the wrong night to set him up with Matt.

Btw, someone had posted that Clay was spotted at Bathesda Naval Hospital the day of his concert in D.C. He visited the wounded from Iraq but did not want the publicity. It just so happens that one of the nurses knew who he was and her sister was a fan.



It's things like this that the fans know which makes sh... stuff coming from JP and the swamp just another lie.
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This just in from JP:

John Paulus has left a new comment on your post "WELL, LOOKY HERE!!!!!!":

Not going to work. How long did it take you people to come up with this.

Publish this comment.

Reject this comment.

Moderate comments for this blog.

Posted by John Paulus to Clay's Equalizers at 11/11/2006 08:37:27 AM


Say what, Asswipe? Here have another dose:

Found in the archives at the CB for December 13th:

posted by Clueless2 at CV

Quote:

I also just returned from Constitution Hall and haven't had a chance to read the cellcert, but I will say that true to the DC phenomenon tonight's production was unique. There is something about DC that every time he is here something strange happens. The fact that he did not sing the encore GN was so unreal because we were totally unprepared when the houselights went up. Most of the front rows just sat there stunned.
The good thing about tonight was that the concert was fabulous and he did greet about 15-20 people at the buses. It was about 20 degrees out side but he went rapidly through the crowd in his dark blue hooded jacket and apologized for not being able to sign autographs, but shook hands and wished everyone a Merry Christmas.

Lies, Lies with a Little Help from His Friends

Just heard the latest about a certain blog and a certain hook-up. The holes were punched in this story while I was sleeping; nothing changes. Impossible date for Clay... again. An OLD story that was posted on PH in February to rile the fans. A photo straight off a website and the address is the address of a venue.

Well, that was certainly boring but here are some interesting tidbits that went with the same hole punching discussion:

"Jewel on Taylor Hicks:

'Wow...there is just no way that man isn't just a leeetle bit gay. And if he isn't, he will be when I'm done with him' "

Way to go Bina Bitch!
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"One of the OC members, Beachbum, just board suicided and admitted to helping JP and admitted that she has not been a fan for a long time. She outed herself and anna and said they've been helping JP along with other OCers that are still members but she wouldn't name them."

Source: Anonymous

I would give credit to the person that caught this before it was deleted from the open forum at the OC and moved to the private forum...but nahhhhh. Nobody should become a target of the swamp rats and rags.

Oh, and JP. Let's not go blaming Clay's fans AGAIN for the foul language and name calling that only happens on YOUR blog. By YOUR own admission when you shut down the first time, the culprit(s) is/are your own supporters. Just to name a few: Groucho, a Kelly Clarkson fan; Emach, a Ruben Studdard fan; Tiffany, your fan.

...And here's an excerpt from your new blog, JP:

"Clay told Matt that he would find an excuse to cut the show short that evening so that the two could get together earlier."

Groucho (Kelly Clarkson's stalker and your personal "insider") already laid claim to this show being cut short on his once upon a time blog, Wimbletoncootie. He claimed to have put a "HIT" out on Clay for people to flash away with their cameras even though flashes weren't allowed because his very light grey green beauties are very sensitive to the light especially bright flashes.

Way to F*CK UP, Asswipe.

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