By the great and prophetic songwriters, Simon and Garfunkle:
" 'Fools', said I, 'You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you'
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed
In the wells of silence"
So what made me think of this verse? Until now I have not commented on Fake Clay but I have been an astute observer. I have observed fans bickering with each other over being exposed as dupees and I have seen insults flung at the wrong people? To hide their own embarassment or to shield friends from being further embarassed, some fans feel it necessary to shift blame onto the people doing the exposing of such a travesty.
For what reason and to what end will some people go to cover up this stinking turd they're trying to bury in the sand? Everything smells better when it's exposed to fresh air. I've seen names of fans thrown into the pile of dung and all that can be avoided. I have no doubt that some of those names being tossed out there on Chexxxy's blog are from the usual suspects at the hate blogs and OC. No! I am not naive enough to believe that it's all coming from the core of the cancer either.
I've seen some people being called "elitists" who talk among themselves via backchannels; people who thought they were the "in crowd" being given some sort of insight to Clay's business, both professional and personal. So let's talk about something that REALLY happened. Agreeing with many others, it's my firm belief that these fans were simply easy prey. They were targeted because of their own influence among the various message boards and because they were avid fans who loved Clay so much that they were grateful to be considered the "chosen few". They were duped into offering solace to a faker; one of whom goes against the very grain of who the real Clay Aiken is and what he stands for.
Some of these same people were being duped long before this particular FC was spawned. As I believe they were easy prey, I also believe they were the victims of the worst kind of viral marketing originating from the source that should have been nurturing an amazing talent. Those who still defend RCA, Clive and Roger are either blinded by their naivite or they are a part of the viral marketing. This is where the cancer has metastasized and we, collectively, allowed it by giving the roots a chance to speak and spread their disease.
It's my honest opinion that it's about fucking time the fanbase bans together for a little radiation therapy. Quit using Chexxxy and Chexxxy's Place as the whipping post and own your part of this cancer. To point fingers at allies is just ridiculous on both sides. The message boards as wholes are not responsible for the cancer but you each have a duty to execute a cure when there is one. It's easy really. Remove the core and the roots from our midst. Expel those who would do us and Clay harm and quit trying to shovel your embarassment under the sand by turning a friend into your personal scapegoat. Quit sticking up for friends as though you're trying to shield them from being exposed for wrong doing. Being duped is NOT their wrong doing but staying silent or shifting blame, under the circumstances, is.
Thank you for allowing me this rant but I don't want to partake in name calling and placing blame on fans or fanboards and I certainly don't want to see it. We are the healthy cells so if you want to strike at the sickness, remove the cancer from your own boards and the OFC. Clay Nation is a large house and it takes the entire community banned together to clean it. People who would still willingly harbor the cancers deserve to be duped if they have not wised up by now.
Sunday, November 04, 2007
Monday, October 08, 2007
Ben Stein Commentary
I had a nice blog draft that I was preparing but my friend, WRU, brought this over to a private message board. What Ben Stein had to say was so thought provoking that I couldn't resist.
"My confession:
I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.
It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a crche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.
I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution and I don't like it being shoved down my throat.
Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him? I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew went to.
In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.
Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this happen?" (regarding Katrina) Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response.
She said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives. And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?"
In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.
Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. The Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.
Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said O K.
Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.
Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."
Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread< STRONG> like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Are you laughing?
Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it.
Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.
Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not then just discard it... no one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in. My Best Regards.
Honestly and respectfully,
Ben Stein"
Now let's look at what John Paulus writes (although I don't think this is him because he can't spell "aggravate" correctly in his fake Clay IMs so I doubt he knows what conundrum means let alone how to spell it):
"Clay and his Claymates have been backed in a corner with Church debacle.
Here's how I see it:
1. If he performs at the church he will then prove he supports active discrimination.
2. If he performs he will demonstrate that money come before principle and integrity.
3. If he performs at the church it means he has no consideration for his friends who will be performing at a place which will not and does not accept them.
4. If the church cancels him it will be because they could not get assurances that he was straight and is who he professes to be.
5. If Clay cancels it would mean that he succumbed to the pressure.
Quite the conundrum.
John Paulus | Homepage | 10.07.07 - 4:49 pm | # "
Neither Clay nor his fans are backed in a corner; you do NOT have that power, JP. Perhaps the church sees this concert as a way to bring lost children into the fold but perhaps it's divine intervention and God is using Clay (a straight male), Jessie and Sean (2 gay men), Angela and Quiana (2 beautiful black women) as an example of how it's meant to be. We're all human beings; life and this beautiful Earth was meant to be shared.
One of my favorite courses at Ohio State was "A History of Religion" where I analyzed (that's what I do) the process. My take is that the books of the Bible, the Koran, et al were basically written by men for men and interpreted by men in different languages. Through the centuries of translations the books may possibly have become slanted toward empowering men more than women and possibly taking the inner termoil of some with certain inclinations (same sex attraction) and making it something evil out of fear.
I believe in interpreting these books for myself and not taking them literally BUT I concentrate on the lessons learned and try my damnedest to accept and care for everyone. I would give you my last dollar and I would give you the shirt off my back if I found you in need more than I. If my need was as great as yours then I would share my last dollar and rip my shirt in half so we could both cover our shoulders (and my tatas) to keep them warm.
It seems Clay, though raised a devout Southern Baptist boy, has taken his lessons learned and he decided for himself that God is inclusive and that's the way he wants to be. Books can't decide who is evil; that's up to individual interpretation. My interpretation of what has happened the last couple of years is that YOU, your supporters, Gay fanatics who think everyone owes them a living and power freaks in the entertainment industry have fought long and hard to be thought of as evil. You can only control yourself; you can't control Clay or me. You can only have a temporary affect.
"My confession:
I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.
It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a crche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.
I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution and I don't like it being shoved down my throat.
Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him? I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew went to.
In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.
Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this happen?" (regarding Katrina) Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response.
She said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives. And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?"
In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.
Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. The Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.
Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said O K.
Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.
Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."
Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread< STRONG> like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Are you laughing?
Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it.
Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.
Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not then just discard it... no one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in. My Best Regards.
Honestly and respectfully,
Ben Stein"
Now let's look at what John Paulus writes (although I don't think this is him because he can't spell "aggravate" correctly in his fake Clay IMs so I doubt he knows what conundrum means let alone how to spell it):
"Clay and his Claymates have been backed in a corner with Church debacle.
Here's how I see it:
1. If he performs at the church he will then prove he supports active discrimination.
2. If he performs he will demonstrate that money come before principle and integrity.
3. If he performs at the church it means he has no consideration for his friends who will be performing at a place which will not and does not accept them.
4. If the church cancels him it will be because they could not get assurances that he was straight and is who he professes to be.
5. If Clay cancels it would mean that he succumbed to the pressure.
Quite the conundrum.
John Paulus | Homepage | 10.07.07 - 4:49 pm | # "
Neither Clay nor his fans are backed in a corner; you do NOT have that power, JP. Perhaps the church sees this concert as a way to bring lost children into the fold but perhaps it's divine intervention and God is using Clay (a straight male), Jessie and Sean (2 gay men), Angela and Quiana (2 beautiful black women) as an example of how it's meant to be. We're all human beings; life and this beautiful Earth was meant to be shared.
One of my favorite courses at Ohio State was "A History of Religion" where I analyzed (that's what I do) the process. My take is that the books of the Bible, the Koran, et al were basically written by men for men and interpreted by men in different languages. Through the centuries of translations the books may possibly have become slanted toward empowering men more than women and possibly taking the inner termoil of some with certain inclinations (same sex attraction) and making it something evil out of fear.
I believe in interpreting these books for myself and not taking them literally BUT I concentrate on the lessons learned and try my damnedest to accept and care for everyone. I would give you my last dollar and I would give you the shirt off my back if I found you in need more than I. If my need was as great as yours then I would share my last dollar and rip my shirt in half so we could both cover our shoulders (and my tatas) to keep them warm.
It seems Clay, though raised a devout Southern Baptist boy, has taken his lessons learned and he decided for himself that God is inclusive and that's the way he wants to be. Books can't decide who is evil; that's up to individual interpretation. My interpretation of what has happened the last couple of years is that YOU, your supporters, Gay fanatics who think everyone owes them a living and power freaks in the entertainment industry have fought long and hard to be thought of as evil. You can only control yourself; you can't control Clay or me. You can only have a temporary affect.
Sunday, September 30, 2007
The Lighter Side
Just to throw a little humor out there today as we count down the hours and minutes until we hear Clay narrating Idol Rewind, Season 2. We had ball games on in my neck of the woods yesterday but today it's ClayDay
Enjoy:
http://wombatsrus-wombatsrus.blogspot.com/
Enjoy:
http://wombatsrus-wombatsrus.blogspot.com/
Thursday, September 27, 2007
More Breaking News in Clay Nation
Dear GOD in Heaven!
http://chexxyspearls.blogspot.com/2007/09/it-takes-village.html
No wonder JP has a Hairbo up his ass! Or should that Be....
No wonder! JP has a Hairbo up his ass!
Please click on the link to Chexxxy's blog and read, if you haven't already. So far all of JP's "insiders" have been people who either NEVER met Clay or who saw him in a M&G but didn't get laid, former stalkers who couldn't get in his pants and those who thought they were intitled to run BAF (which they thought would entitle them to get in Clays pants).
Now, with Roger leaving RCA (how convenient as the lies come crashing down at this moment) perhaps JP's "royalty checks" will stop as well.
Closing Note: There sure are a lot of tentacles on this octo-pussy.
http://chexxyspearls.blogspot.com/2007/09/it-takes-village.html
No wonder JP has a Hairbo up his ass! Or should that Be....
No wonder! JP has a Hairbo up his ass!
Please click on the link to Chexxxy's blog and read, if you haven't already. So far all of JP's "insiders" have been people who either NEVER met Clay or who saw him in a M&G but didn't get laid, former stalkers who couldn't get in his pants and those who thought they were intitled to run BAF (which they thought would entitle them to get in Clays pants).
Now, with Roger leaving RCA (how convenient as the lies come crashing down at this moment) perhaps JP's "royalty checks" will stop as well.
Closing Note: There sure are a lot of tentacles on this octo-pussy.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Revelations
Here's an interesting post at the swamp that someone with a keen eye honed in on:
"I do not care about Chexxxy. I am not engaged in her blog.
I am, and have been, engaged in THIS blog, John's blog, since inception.
I feel that John has a relationship, a trust, and a bond with me, because I am his reader; its a promise to be fair (not perfect, but fair).
And as someone above put it, this latest antic is very, very low. I expect that if Chexxxy jumps off a bridge, John has the the sense not to use her actions as a pattern to follow - because he knows better. Same story here.
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likesclayspriorteeth | 09.23.07 - 6:57 pm | # "
Thanks for confirming that you've been there all along and you have that "bond", Woodle! And just in case you try to deny who you are, someone else spotted this one:
"do not make fun. I am trapped by my possessions. The other night someone was talking about Jane Wyman and I went to look for a costume I made for her - from way back in the 80's I think. I was in Taipei working and got a call to change something on it, for a show called FalconCrest maybe? can't remember but I flew from there to the US. Anyway, point is, I cannot detach from these items. When I open a closet I feel like they are all going to fall out and attack me.
likesclayspriorteeth | 09.18.07 - 9:03 pm | #"
"I do not care about Chexxxy. I am not engaged in her blog.
I am, and have been, engaged in THIS blog, John's blog, since inception.
I feel that John has a relationship, a trust, and a bond with me, because I am his reader; its a promise to be fair (not perfect, but fair).
And as someone above put it, this latest antic is very, very low. I expect that if Chexxxy jumps off a bridge, John has the the sense not to use her actions as a pattern to follow - because he knows better. Same story here.
-
likesclayspriorteeth | 09.23.07 - 6:57 pm | # "
Thanks for confirming that you've been there all along and you have that "bond", Woodle! And just in case you try to deny who you are, someone else spotted this one:
"do not make fun. I am trapped by my possessions. The other night someone was talking about Jane Wyman and I went to look for a costume I made for her - from way back in the 80's I think. I was in Taipei working and got a call to change something on it, for a show called FalconCrest maybe? can't remember but I flew from there to the US. Anyway, point is, I cannot detach from these items. When I open a closet I feel like they are all going to fall out and attack me.
likesclayspriorteeth | 09.18.07 - 9:03 pm | #"
Shovel This!
Here's an excerpt from asswipe's blog:
..."When it was announced that Joan McGhee Marbrey had passed I was emailed a link to an online Guest Book where friends and relatives could leave condolence messages to the family. There were just a few entries in the book including one from a woman who made it a point to note she was a Claymate. This gave me a brilliant idea. Throughout the next few days I anonymously emailed Chexxxy's and the Equalizer's blog providing them a link to the condolence book. I told some them to keep it off their blogs and message boards so that the "stalker and haters" would not know about it. Within a matter of a hours the guest book filled up with names and locations off all these Claymates as I quietly sat back and collected each of them. Yes, I used and manipulated Chexxxy and Oh Crap, but that's what happens to people who are easily fooled.
I would like to thank my co-conspirators Chexxxy and Oh Crap for the following collection of names and addresses. Your shovels are on their way."
I see that the liar strikes again. I've been in the process of moving for the last week and prior to that my computer was blasted by a power surge while I was away for a few days scoping the new digs. The new computer was hooked up in the late afternoon and late into the evening I saw the message from "Anonymous" leaving me a link which I ignored and moved on to the other comments, then caught up on email and then caught up on a couple of private boards. It's now 3:56 a.m. and I still haven't done anything with that "Anonymous" comment nor have I clicked on the link.
You didn't get jackshit from me, Jack Shit. I am, however, anxiously waiting to see what you get pending the finale of the saga Chexxxy is putting together about scammers. Interesting read I've come back to. Perhaps you'll get your shit jacked. Perhaps there should be a new help group for people like you called Scammers Anonymous.
Go ahead; send that shovel. Can't wait to bury your ass.
..."When it was announced that Joan McGhee Marbrey had passed I was emailed a link to an online Guest Book where friends and relatives could leave condolence messages to the family. There were just a few entries in the book including one from a woman who made it a point to note she was a Claymate. This gave me a brilliant idea. Throughout the next few days I anonymously emailed Chexxxy's and the Equalizer's blog providing them a link to the condolence book. I told some them to keep it off their blogs and message boards so that the "stalker and haters" would not know about it. Within a matter of a hours the guest book filled up with names and locations off all these Claymates as I quietly sat back and collected each of them. Yes, I used and manipulated Chexxxy and Oh Crap, but that's what happens to people who are easily fooled.
I would like to thank my co-conspirators Chexxxy and Oh Crap for the following collection of names and addresses. Your shovels are on their way."
I see that the liar strikes again. I've been in the process of moving for the last week and prior to that my computer was blasted by a power surge while I was away for a few days scoping the new digs. The new computer was hooked up in the late afternoon and late into the evening I saw the message from "Anonymous" leaving me a link which I ignored and moved on to the other comments, then caught up on email and then caught up on a couple of private boards. It's now 3:56 a.m. and I still haven't done anything with that "Anonymous" comment nor have I clicked on the link.
You didn't get jackshit from me, Jack Shit. I am, however, anxiously waiting to see what you get pending the finale of the saga Chexxxy is putting together about scammers. Interesting read I've come back to. Perhaps you'll get your shit jacked. Perhaps there should be a new help group for people like you called Scammers Anonymous.
Go ahead; send that shovel. Can't wait to bury your ass.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Around the Rumor Mill We Go!
Seeing as Clay has debunked the "Reunited" tour, my previous blog post no longer holds significance. It appears to have been a slow week for the cut and paste segment of the media. There are a lot of relieved fans and I'm sure it's not just Clay's. As I hinted before, we want our Idols pretty much to ourselves.
It's a bonding thing.
It's a bonding thing.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Turning a Negative into a Positive 101
Here is an announcement and the cause of the primary discussion among the message boards:
http://cdd.blogspot.com/2007/09/clay-ruben-kimberley-to-reunite-on-road.html
The debated "negatives" seem to be whether this is a good move for Clay's career and the secondary concern being that we are so greedy when it comes to Clay. Yes, we love to spend our money on an all Clay concert because, in spite of some of the arguments being used, the truth is that we can't get enough of HIM. For 12 hours straight he could stand and smile between songs and banter but it still wouldn't be enough Clay. There's just no such thing as too much Clay Aiken for his fans yet we may be asked again to take part in "sharing".
"Sharing" is not our favorite thing BUT here is some positive fodder to think about:
Remember when we heard that the three who became close friends vowed to be the last 3 standing even though all three were coming from Group 2? The likelihood of that happening was pretty slim yet there they were: Clay, Kim and Ruben made good on their promise and they finished their amazing medley to the chant of 2, 2, 2, 2. The audience at the AI Finale and at home remembered Group 2. Was I the only one who felt something special when the three of them were beaming in smiles during that chant? I don't think so. What started out as a hateful competition on the boards, purposely provoked by the judges and the AI machine, melted away during that medley....at least for 99.9% of us.
There are major opportunities presenting themselves here with this possible reunion tour. I've had it up to my eyeballs with those critics who are still in the snot nosed stage of life; those who laud the humping look-alike lipsynchs as credible and who bash the Idols as fabricated. Duhhhh... Say What? The humpers have nothing on Clay as he has some of the best pelvic action known to womankind but demmit the boy can sing and toss a zinger with great comedic timing too. Not sure I'd want to see Ruben's or Kim's hip thrusting but Lawd, Jesus! they can sang. I'm sure their die hard fans would be thrilled by a wiggle or two.
Think about it! The tour would come on the heels of another miserable fiasco caught on national television.... it's called the MTV Awards.
*Quick aside:
Dear Snot Noses, Radio, Label Moguls, Clear Channel and Clones,
Please don't make me sit through another year of Billboards, Grammies, and MTV bombs. Can we go back to recognizing excellence instead of payola, please?
This brings me to the TV opportunity. Wouldn't it be nice if one of the networks or PBS were "persuaded" to pick the best performances and banter from this tour and televise a "SPECIAL". I think it would sweep the ratings and propel three REAL singers to the forefront of the entertainment industry despite the efforts that have been made to squelch them. Of course, it wouldn't hurt the AI machine either but I'll puke on that one another day. Hopefully, there will come a time when Clive is outed and some Brits are deported for racketeering but in the interim I'll take a TV Special featuring REAL talent.
I want to look on the bright side of this lemonade stand. What might look like one step back could very well prove to be 3 steps forward. I think the MTV barf fest indicates that the time is right for cleaning up the industry and THIS, dear folks, is why TPTB have been so afraid of Clay Aiken. They have been shaken to the core because they knew that a Diamond in the rough with Titanium balls was stronger than dirt.
Think about it! A blockbuster tour and a ratings sweep by three talented, wholesome beings and their crew! What a big FUCK YOU to the entertainment gurus so I'll close by telling those gurus to pull my finger.
http://cdd.blogspot.com/2007/09/clay-ruben-kimberley-to-reunite-on-road.html
The debated "negatives" seem to be whether this is a good move for Clay's career and the secondary concern being that we are so greedy when it comes to Clay. Yes, we love to spend our money on an all Clay concert because, in spite of some of the arguments being used, the truth is that we can't get enough of HIM. For 12 hours straight he could stand and smile between songs and banter but it still wouldn't be enough Clay. There's just no such thing as too much Clay Aiken for his fans yet we may be asked again to take part in "sharing".
"Sharing" is not our favorite thing BUT here is some positive fodder to think about:
Remember when we heard that the three who became close friends vowed to be the last 3 standing even though all three were coming from Group 2? The likelihood of that happening was pretty slim yet there they were: Clay, Kim and Ruben made good on their promise and they finished their amazing medley to the chant of 2, 2, 2, 2. The audience at the AI Finale and at home remembered Group 2. Was I the only one who felt something special when the three of them were beaming in smiles during that chant? I don't think so. What started out as a hateful competition on the boards, purposely provoked by the judges and the AI machine, melted away during that medley....at least for 99.9% of us.
There are major opportunities presenting themselves here with this possible reunion tour. I've had it up to my eyeballs with those critics who are still in the snot nosed stage of life; those who laud the humping look-alike lipsynchs as credible and who bash the Idols as fabricated. Duhhhh... Say What? The humpers have nothing on Clay as he has some of the best pelvic action known to womankind but demmit the boy can sing and toss a zinger with great comedic timing too. Not sure I'd want to see Ruben's or Kim's hip thrusting but Lawd, Jesus! they can sang. I'm sure their die hard fans would be thrilled by a wiggle or two.
Think about it! The tour would come on the heels of another miserable fiasco caught on national television.... it's called the MTV Awards.
*Quick aside:
Dear Snot Noses, Radio, Label Moguls, Clear Channel and Clones,
Please don't make me sit through another year of Billboards, Grammies, and MTV bombs. Can we go back to recognizing excellence instead of payola, please?
This brings me to the TV opportunity. Wouldn't it be nice if one of the networks or PBS were "persuaded" to pick the best performances and banter from this tour and televise a "SPECIAL". I think it would sweep the ratings and propel three REAL singers to the forefront of the entertainment industry despite the efforts that have been made to squelch them. Of course, it wouldn't hurt the AI machine either but I'll puke on that one another day. Hopefully, there will come a time when Clive is outed and some Brits are deported for racketeering but in the interim I'll take a TV Special featuring REAL talent.
I want to look on the bright side of this lemonade stand. What might look like one step back could very well prove to be 3 steps forward. I think the MTV barf fest indicates that the time is right for cleaning up the industry and THIS, dear folks, is why TPTB have been so afraid of Clay Aiken. They have been shaken to the core because they knew that a Diamond in the rough with Titanium balls was stronger than dirt.
Think about it! A blockbuster tour and a ratings sweep by three talented, wholesome beings and their crew! What a big FUCK YOU to the entertainment gurus so I'll close by telling those gurus to pull my finger.
Friday, August 17, 2007
Rant to Openly Clay Members
This rant is meant for OC members, ranting to the KCE and Soulful Ruben ilk would fall on deaf ears:
Years ago members of the OC, including the two who accompanied JP to the Cary concert, planted their boi on boi fantasies at DataLounge and other houses of ill repute..i.e. Perez Hilton. These fantasies with Clay's name attached were often portrayed as truths. Bina sent in a blind item to Page 6 involving her fantasy about John Dahlstrom and Clay. This was reported as truth and the rest of the OC started creating their own fantasies around this coupling that never existed.
All these fantasies were picked up by Gay gossips which made Clay fodder for late night talk show hosts and other STUPID media types who lost their focus on what true journalism is. The truth be damned! It was their fantasies which enabled a stalker to come forward and claim a liason that never happened. The liason that NEVER happened gave the OC more to fantasize about without even thinking about what was to come from it all.
My point in all this is to ask these immature women questions as a result of JP crossing over into finally physically stalking his victim. He is following the steps...the standard MO of a stalker and the threat to us all is real.
DO YOU GET IT NOW?
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOUR LIES HAVE FINALLY BROUGHT TO CLAY AND THE REST OF THE FANDOM?
WAS IT NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU HAVE DELIBERATELY COST HIM HIS PUBLIC REPUTATION FOR THE SAKE OF SATISFYING YOUR SICK, SICK GAY PORN ADDICTION?
DID ANNA AND BEACHBUM NOT KNOW THAT CONVINCING THEM OF HOW "NICE" AND "CARING" AND "FUN" JP CAN BE IS TYPICAL MO FOR A STALKER? HE'S GOING BY THE BOOK; CAN YOU ALL NOT SEE THIS?
ARE YOU FINALLY SATISFIED THAT CLAY, HIS FAMILY. AND THE REST OF THE FANDOM HATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE CONTRIBUTED AND UNLEASHED ON THE REST OF US IN THE FORM OF A CYBERSTALKER WHO HAS THREATENED AND HARASSED FANS AND WHO IS NOW PHYSICALLY STALKING AND HARASSING CLAY AND US WITH HIS PRESENCE?
NOBODY FROM THE OC IS SPARED MY WRATH FOR WHAT YOU'VE BEEN A PARTY TO. YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING EXCUSES FOR HUMAN BEINGS. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOU ALL BECAUSE I NEVER WILL.
Years ago members of the OC, including the two who accompanied JP to the Cary concert, planted their boi on boi fantasies at DataLounge and other houses of ill repute..i.e. Perez Hilton. These fantasies with Clay's name attached were often portrayed as truths. Bina sent in a blind item to Page 6 involving her fantasy about John Dahlstrom and Clay. This was reported as truth and the rest of the OC started creating their own fantasies around this coupling that never existed.
All these fantasies were picked up by Gay gossips which made Clay fodder for late night talk show hosts and other STUPID media types who lost their focus on what true journalism is. The truth be damned! It was their fantasies which enabled a stalker to come forward and claim a liason that never happened. The liason that NEVER happened gave the OC more to fantasize about without even thinking about what was to come from it all.
My point in all this is to ask these immature women questions as a result of JP crossing over into finally physically stalking his victim. He is following the steps...the standard MO of a stalker and the threat to us all is real.
DO YOU GET IT NOW?
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOUR LIES HAVE FINALLY BROUGHT TO CLAY AND THE REST OF THE FANDOM?
WAS IT NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU HAVE DELIBERATELY COST HIM HIS PUBLIC REPUTATION FOR THE SAKE OF SATISFYING YOUR SICK, SICK GAY PORN ADDICTION?
DID ANNA AND BEACHBUM NOT KNOW THAT CONVINCING THEM OF HOW "NICE" AND "CARING" AND "FUN" JP CAN BE IS TYPICAL MO FOR A STALKER? HE'S GOING BY THE BOOK; CAN YOU ALL NOT SEE THIS?
ARE YOU FINALLY SATISFIED THAT CLAY, HIS FAMILY. AND THE REST OF THE FANDOM HATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE CONTRIBUTED AND UNLEASHED ON THE REST OF US IN THE FORM OF A CYBERSTALKER WHO HAS THREATENED AND HARASSED FANS AND WHO IS NOW PHYSICALLY STALKING AND HARASSING CLAY AND US WITH HIS PRESENCE?
NOBODY FROM THE OC IS SPARED MY WRATH FOR WHAT YOU'VE BEEN A PARTY TO. YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING EXCUSES FOR HUMAN BEINGS. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOU ALL BECAUSE I NEVER WILL.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
AIDING AND ABETTING
DEFINITION OF AIDING AND ABETTING:
"A criminal charge of aiding and abetting or accessory can usually be brought against anyone who helps in the commission of a crime, though legal distinctions vary by state. A person charged with aiding and abetting or accessory is usually not present when the crime itself is committed, but he or she has knowledge of the crime before or after the fact, and may assist in its commission through advice, actions, or financial support. Depending on the degree of involvement, the offender's participation in the crime may rise to the level of CONSPIRACY."
*Source: Findlaw
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I hesitated to blog about this and give further recognition to a "Celebrity Stalker" but en lieu of the upcoming program covering this very real threat I feel it is necessary to encourage anyone and everyone to watch it. The show will be on DTIME cable channel this coming Sunday so check your local listings.
We have a real situation here, people! Stalker boy has finally crossed over from Cyberstalking to physically stalking his victim and he did it with the accompaniment of a couple of reprehensible "Openly Clay" message board members. When members of the OC give priority to their depravity over the gravity of this situation then I have to believe that they are equally as dangerous as the person they have accomodated. I'm not just placing the blame on Anna and Terry but on the entire group of perverted women there who have given stalker boy access to their fanfic to use in his tabloid stories and on his blog.
Recently "outed" by Percocet of the 411/Fraud Squad hate blog, we know that Bina was involved with this stalker early on. We are very much aware that some people from Kelly Clarkson Express and Soulful Ruben were also involved in the planning stages of the tabloid articles. THIS is "aiding and abetting" in my book.
We know that the moderators at the OFC have accomodated and defended the OC's perversion as they have welcomed haters such as Shannonk68 who goes by the screen name of Everlasting2 at the OFC. By protecting those involved with stalker boy, the moderators are guilty of "Aiding and Abetting" as well and they have no business being a part of the online organized fandom let alone hold a position at Clay's Official Fan Club. I would request, at this time, that the reckless 3 do the right thing and resign if they refuse to cut off access to information reserved for THE fans. This would mean bannishment but it would also mean giving up their own support system because the haters and the perverted are the only ones left in their corner at the OFC. I hold out NO hope of them having the kind of integrity it takes to do either.
Also involved with the stalker are Perez Hilton, Michael Lucas, Billy Masters and others. We already know how sick these individuals are and we know that they have absolutely no capability to recognize their culpability. They suffer from Arrested Development and do not think as responsible adults. Their activities should be shunned by the media and the public. They should not be given access to celebrities and there should be laws passed to protect celebrities from their lies. We are the only ones who can accomplish getting these types of laws passed. Contact your government representatives and insist they consider bills to punish those who create or copy and paste lies for the sake of selling scandal.
Celebrity stalkers are dangerous, they are delusional and they are psycho. Please tune in to the above mentioned program on Sunday so you can see just who you're "AIDING AND ABETTING" and what the past tragic and ultimate outcomes have been. The only thing I can say to this particular celebrity stalker is recognize who and what you are and GET SOME FUCKING HELP!
For other blogs on this subject please visit Chexxxy's Pearls and http://www.beaversonidol.com/
"A criminal charge of aiding and abetting or accessory can usually be brought against anyone who helps in the commission of a crime, though legal distinctions vary by state. A person charged with aiding and abetting or accessory is usually not present when the crime itself is committed, but he or she has knowledge of the crime before or after the fact, and may assist in its commission through advice, actions, or financial support. Depending on the degree of involvement, the offender's participation in the crime may rise to the level of CONSPIRACY."
*Source: Findlaw
---------
I hesitated to blog about this and give further recognition to a "Celebrity Stalker" but en lieu of the upcoming program covering this very real threat I feel it is necessary to encourage anyone and everyone to watch it. The show will be on DTIME cable channel this coming Sunday so check your local listings.
We have a real situation here, people! Stalker boy has finally crossed over from Cyberstalking to physically stalking his victim and he did it with the accompaniment of a couple of reprehensible "Openly Clay" message board members. When members of the OC give priority to their depravity over the gravity of this situation then I have to believe that they are equally as dangerous as the person they have accomodated. I'm not just placing the blame on Anna and Terry but on the entire group of perverted women there who have given stalker boy access to their fanfic to use in his tabloid stories and on his blog.
Recently "outed" by Percocet of the 411/Fraud Squad hate blog, we know that Bina was involved with this stalker early on. We are very much aware that some people from Kelly Clarkson Express and Soulful Ruben were also involved in the planning stages of the tabloid articles. THIS is "aiding and abetting" in my book.
We know that the moderators at the OFC have accomodated and defended the OC's perversion as they have welcomed haters such as Shannonk68 who goes by the screen name of Everlasting2 at the OFC. By protecting those involved with stalker boy, the moderators are guilty of "Aiding and Abetting" as well and they have no business being a part of the online organized fandom let alone hold a position at Clay's Official Fan Club. I would request, at this time, that the reckless 3 do the right thing and resign if they refuse to cut off access to information reserved for THE fans. This would mean bannishment but it would also mean giving up their own support system because the haters and the perverted are the only ones left in their corner at the OFC. I hold out NO hope of them having the kind of integrity it takes to do either.
Also involved with the stalker are Perez Hilton, Michael Lucas, Billy Masters and others. We already know how sick these individuals are and we know that they have absolutely no capability to recognize their culpability. They suffer from Arrested Development and do not think as responsible adults. Their activities should be shunned by the media and the public. They should not be given access to celebrities and there should be laws passed to protect celebrities from their lies. We are the only ones who can accomplish getting these types of laws passed. Contact your government representatives and insist they consider bills to punish those who create or copy and paste lies for the sake of selling scandal.
Celebrity stalkers are dangerous, they are delusional and they are psycho. Please tune in to the above mentioned program on Sunday so you can see just who you're "AIDING AND ABETTING" and what the past tragic and ultimate outcomes have been. The only thing I can say to this particular celebrity stalker is recognize who and what you are and GET SOME FUCKING HELP!
For other blogs on this subject please visit Chexxxy's Pearls and http://www.beaversonidol.com/
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Mario Lavandeira, aka Perez Hilton, and his Truth
Mario Lavandeira, aka Perez Hilton, made some comments on the View on Friday that set my thoughts back to 2003, late fall, or 2004 early winter. Mario said that he started using a fake name because he was afraid of Clay Aiken’s fan coming after him. This isn’t true, which leads to his other comment that everything he says is true. In fact when Mario is on his site he has this disclaimer on it:
PerezHilton.com is all about gossip and satire. The content that is published contains rumors, speculation, assumptions, opinions, and factual information. Postings may contain erroneous or inaccurate information. The owner of this site does not insure the accurateness of any content presented on PerezHilton.com.
Since the owner of the site is Mario Lavandeira, that gives you a pretty good idea of Mario’s “truth!” I think I know the real reason that Mario is using a fake name, other than the fact that he is a freak. When he was working as a legitimate writer for a gay magazine, he was also publishing his first viscous gossip blog, pagesixsixsix. He was not using a disclaimer, and he just happened to be “using” his employer’s server to publish the blog. Of course, the employer didn’t know that. When the employer found out that Mario was “borrowing” their bandwidth, and leaving them open to lawsuits for libel, Mario was out on the street and unemployed. So, I contend that Mario uses a fake name because he is continuing to engage in illegal activity and does not want to be tracked down. By now, anyone who can think for themselves knows that Perez Hilton is really Mario Lavandeira, so the fake name is just a dumb looking affectation.
Submitted by: Anonymous
PerezHilton.com is all about gossip and satire. The content that is published contains rumors, speculation, assumptions, opinions, and factual information. Postings may contain erroneous or inaccurate information. The owner of this site does not insure the accurateness of any content presented on PerezHilton.com.
Since the owner of the site is Mario Lavandeira, that gives you a pretty good idea of Mario’s “truth!” I think I know the real reason that Mario is using a fake name, other than the fact that he is a freak. When he was working as a legitimate writer for a gay magazine, he was also publishing his first viscous gossip blog, pagesixsixsix. He was not using a disclaimer, and he just happened to be “using” his employer’s server to publish the blog. Of course, the employer didn’t know that. When the employer found out that Mario was “borrowing” their bandwidth, and leaving them open to lawsuits for libel, Mario was out on the street and unemployed. So, I contend that Mario uses a fake name because he is continuing to engage in illegal activity and does not want to be tracked down. By now, anyone who can think for themselves knows that Perez Hilton is really Mario Lavandeira, so the fake name is just a dumb looking affectation.
Submitted by: Anonymous
Sunday, July 08, 2007
AIRPLANE 2007, THE SEQUEL: WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING
Perhaps you've read or seen some of the news stories about a female airline passenger attacking Clay Aiken. The stories coming out are slightly skewed since the writer of the article at Tulsa World online removed a complete paragraph 2 hours after posting the original. Here's what REALLY happened!
According to Clay and eyewitnesses who were on their way from the Houston to Tulsa leg of the concert tour:
Clay sat behind a lady with an insatiable foot fetish. Realizing that HRH (His Rumpled Humpiness) was in close proximity she started to hyperventilate. Both her maladies were heightened when HRH, sitting with one leg crossed, accidentally plopped the toe of his size 13 shoe onto the back of her arm rest while he was asleep. Seizing the opportunity, Foot Lady tried to arouse Mr. Sexy Beast by playing with his toes after she knocked them out of his shoe.
At one point the flight attendant walking by thought the Foot Lady was looking for something as she was kneeling on the floor facing her seat. One of the eyewitnesses who was sitting across the aisle from Clay noticed Foot Lady was leaning as far as she could to lick something from the back of the armrest. Nobody really had an inkling at the time of what was happening but it became very apparent when Foot Lady was finally able to rouse Aiken (not arouse him) enough to pull his visor up though he was still not quite awake.
After Mr. Aiken removed his visor Foot Lady was seen salivating at the sight of "Bedhead Clay" and could no longer hold back; she climbed over her seat and sat on Clay's lap facing him. Finally! Foot Lady was able to awaken the gorgeous sleeping giant with a little rocking motion then slapping him three or four times yelling, "Say my name, Bitch!"
But wait, there's more! The Flight Attendant and other eyewitnesses managed to pull the frenzied Foot Lady off Clay and contain her until they landed in Tulsa. Both Clay and Foot Lady gave their accounts to the FBI as did the eyewitnesses. One of the witnesses who needed to hit the water fountain happened to see some male FBI agents escorting Foot Lady off the premises while their female counterparts were cursing a blue streak behind a cubicle. Seems that Aiken was the victim of this attack and no matter how vehemently the lady agents insisted that a search for Clay's famous WEAPONS OF MASS SEDUCTION was in order, their superior said, "NO!"
WAIT! Theres More! According to Agent Johnston, Foot Lady was carted off to the local FBI Field Office where she was held for further questioning. She admitted that she was a plant and part of the plot known as "Blow Dandelions Out Your Ass" which was cooked up by Kelly Clarkson and her married, middle aged long time lover, Rick of Gretna, LA. The purpose of the plot is to cause minor disturbances for Mr. Aiken in hopes that they can sway what the unethical journalists publish. Guess Foot Lady was no match for one sexy Clay Aiken and in her weakness she spilled the beans.
According to Clay and eyewitnesses who were on their way from the Houston to Tulsa leg of the concert tour:
Clay sat behind a lady with an insatiable foot fetish. Realizing that HRH (His Rumpled Humpiness) was in close proximity she started to hyperventilate. Both her maladies were heightened when HRH, sitting with one leg crossed, accidentally plopped the toe of his size 13 shoe onto the back of her arm rest while he was asleep. Seizing the opportunity, Foot Lady tried to arouse Mr. Sexy Beast by playing with his toes after she knocked them out of his shoe.
At one point the flight attendant walking by thought the Foot Lady was looking for something as she was kneeling on the floor facing her seat. One of the eyewitnesses who was sitting across the aisle from Clay noticed Foot Lady was leaning as far as she could to lick something from the back of the armrest. Nobody really had an inkling at the time of what was happening but it became very apparent when Foot Lady was finally able to rouse Aiken (not arouse him) enough to pull his visor up though he was still not quite awake.
After Mr. Aiken removed his visor Foot Lady was seen salivating at the sight of "Bedhead Clay" and could no longer hold back; she climbed over her seat and sat on Clay's lap facing him. Finally! Foot Lady was able to awaken the gorgeous sleeping giant with a little rocking motion then slapping him three or four times yelling, "Say my name, Bitch!"
But wait, there's more! The Flight Attendant and other eyewitnesses managed to pull the frenzied Foot Lady off Clay and contain her until they landed in Tulsa. Both Clay and Foot Lady gave their accounts to the FBI as did the eyewitnesses. One of the witnesses who needed to hit the water fountain happened to see some male FBI agents escorting Foot Lady off the premises while their female counterparts were cursing a blue streak behind a cubicle. Seems that Aiken was the victim of this attack and no matter how vehemently the lady agents insisted that a search for Clay's famous WEAPONS OF MASS SEDUCTION was in order, their superior said, "NO!"
WAIT! Theres More! According to Agent Johnston, Foot Lady was carted off to the local FBI Field Office where she was held for further questioning. She admitted that she was a plant and part of the plot known as "Blow Dandelions Out Your Ass" which was cooked up by Kelly Clarkson and her married, middle aged long time lover, Rick of Gretna, LA. The purpose of the plot is to cause minor disturbances for Mr. Aiken in hopes that they can sway what the unethical journalists publish. Guess Foot Lady was no match for one sexy Clay Aiken and in her weakness she spilled the beans.
Monday, July 02, 2007
WHAT IF......?
As an observer who likes to keep an open mind about many things, as one who prefers to live and let live, and as one who abhors injustice I plan to keep posting truths until I'm blue in the face. Our regular bloggers know by now that I believe there is a conspiracy that has been in the works since before January, 2006. We have been witness to facts that include Kelly fans from the Kelly Clarkson Express and the Soulful Ruben ladies (I puke when I apply that term to them) being involved in the Clay Aiken smear campaign. They have spread lies to gay gossip sites and any gossip site for that matter; we know they helped create some of the stories sent to the tabloids and they helped create or know who did create photoshopped webcams from numerous photos of different people so that we wouldn't be able to "identify" the origin...or so they thought. We know they banded together with the spurned stalkers who realized that their "connection" to Clay didn't exist except in their warped minds (this includes some really sick ones at Cafe Allegro). Feelings of entitlement like this is a common thread among stalkers. We've discussed this plenty so let's move on to something else that's REALLY happening.
This is posed to the Kelly and Ruben fans who are so blinded by the hatred embedded in their minds by none other than the American Idol machine. We know what they (AI) do. They create competition and usually it's not in a fair way. They manipulate the viewers and they manipulate the outcome using controversy to boost ratings and I have no doubt they manipulate the voting lines.
"Proof in the Pudding"
So NOW we have what appears to be Kelly Clarkson losing some ground on the AI Totem Pole of popularity. Her tour was cancelled due to slow sales. Very few people stayed for her concert after a major auto racing event and then she was greeted by an almost empty lot for the GMA Summer Concert Series. WHAT IF?
Let's move on here and take something into consideration. The KCE moderators encourage and partake in Clay bashing as though it's KCE's JOB. It takes priority over their support of Kelly. Like all "businesses" there are situations where "multitasking" is required... such as recruiting the minors at KCE for CD cracking and hiding of other artists new releases on the shelves. While the minors cover that territory the KCE upper management (adults who act like children) are busy infiltrating the Pulse, TWoP, and Idol Forum message boards (many others, I'm sure) and probably Official Fan Clubs. We know they are in the mix at the OFC (the Mods know it too). KCE and Soulful Ruben have been infiltrating the Clay message boards for years using 10 to 50 screen names each. They've pretended to be us; they've launched email/mail/phone campaigns for the sole purpose of making Clay and his fans be thought of as "crazy rabid" (as opposed to "loyal rabid") by pretending to BE US. Soulful Ruben is notorious for posing while using racial slurs and making other biggoted remarks just to stir the turd by fighting with themselves. We know that JP also adopted this technique as his smoke screen.
The KCE harass fans of Carrie U., Avril L., Christina A. and NOW Hannah Montana because the #1 spot is being reported by the media as a toss up between her CD and Kelly's. There were lots of cracked CDs being reported for the OTHER gal as they also were for Leona Lewis who Simon was pushing recently.
WHAT IF "payback" really is a bitch of the highest order? WHAT IF the KCE has cost Kelly dearly? The truth is that there are (or WERE) many dual fans of both Clay and Kelly; there are those who are loyal Idol fans and there are fans like me who avidly support only Clay but who LOVE so many other contestants. When Clay's first single and full CD came out, the sales were phenominal so we know as an internet fanbase IT'S NOT JUST US doing the buying. No matter how it's spun, 13,000 people on the internet did NOT buy over 2.5 Million CDs. Same with Kelly's sales. The KCE and Soulful Ruben can show you where people admit to buying multiple Clay CDs but they don't mention that we can show where they did as well BUT it wasn't just them.
WHAT IF all the hatefulness spawned from the KCE has caused Kelly to lose those "dual" fans and those "Idol" fans? WHAT IF Clay's fans and Idol fans hadn't caught on to the lack of support shown for Ruben during the AI Tour by fans that were solely his..the ones who voted for him? The Soul(less) gals can spin it any way they want but I know for a fact that Clay's fans added signs for Ruben to take during the later tour stops and there was a concerted effort to buy 1 Ruben CD JUST to make sure that he hit that #1 spot on the charts. Again, I'm sure it wasn't JUST US but he sooo deserved to be atop that chart as with any Idol alumni. They can freaking "sang" and deserve support. WHAT IF there were dual fans in the Avril, Christina, Carrie and Leona bases?
WHAT IF this evil spawned from both internet fanbase sites caused the loss of support for Kelly and Ruben? Perhaps they should think about it. There are diehard fans of both Kelly and Clay, one of whom is Truth Rules, who aren't giving up on supporting both. Diehard fans of both feel the hurt when Clay is bashed and lied about but they also hurt when they see comments on message boards where the dual fans and Idol fans are pulling support from Kelly because of the KCE involvement with the tabloid media smear campaign. WHAT IF the dual Carrie, Avril and Christina fans no longer are Kelly fans because of KCE harassment and innuendo?
WHAT IF this is what happened to Ruben's popularity after his first CD? The Soul(less) gals didn't let up; Emach implicated Ruben's mother as a party to their first campaign and when they were found out there seemed to be a loss of support for Ruben.
WHAT IF Kelly's new CD tanks? It's been in some media that RCA will release only ARO 800,000 to 850,000 so that it ships under Platinum. That's about 600,000 more than RCA distributed to Soundscan outlets of Clay's ATDW CD the first week. It's bad enough that Clive sees fit to "punish" his money makers for thinking independently but it's 10 times worse when millions of people turn their backs on her because of something SHE is not directly responsible for?
WHAT IF...?
This is posed to the Kelly and Ruben fans who are so blinded by the hatred embedded in their minds by none other than the American Idol machine. We know what they (AI) do. They create competition and usually it's not in a fair way. They manipulate the viewers and they manipulate the outcome using controversy to boost ratings and I have no doubt they manipulate the voting lines.
"Proof in the Pudding"
So NOW we have what appears to be Kelly Clarkson losing some ground on the AI Totem Pole of popularity. Her tour was cancelled due to slow sales. Very few people stayed for her concert after a major auto racing event and then she was greeted by an almost empty lot for the GMA Summer Concert Series. WHAT IF?
Let's move on here and take something into consideration. The KCE moderators encourage and partake in Clay bashing as though it's KCE's JOB. It takes priority over their support of Kelly. Like all "businesses" there are situations where "multitasking" is required... such as recruiting the minors at KCE for CD cracking and hiding of other artists new releases on the shelves. While the minors cover that territory the KCE upper management (adults who act like children) are busy infiltrating the Pulse, TWoP, and Idol Forum message boards (many others, I'm sure) and probably Official Fan Clubs. We know they are in the mix at the OFC (the Mods know it too). KCE and Soulful Ruben have been infiltrating the Clay message boards for years using 10 to 50 screen names each. They've pretended to be us; they've launched email/mail/phone campaigns for the sole purpose of making Clay and his fans be thought of as "crazy rabid" (as opposed to "loyal rabid") by pretending to BE US. Soulful Ruben is notorious for posing while using racial slurs and making other biggoted remarks just to stir the turd by fighting with themselves. We know that JP also adopted this technique as his smoke screen.
The KCE harass fans of Carrie U., Avril L., Christina A. and NOW Hannah Montana because the #1 spot is being reported by the media as a toss up between her CD and Kelly's. There were lots of cracked CDs being reported for the OTHER gal as they also were for Leona Lewis who Simon was pushing recently.
WHAT IF "payback" really is a bitch of the highest order? WHAT IF the KCE has cost Kelly dearly? The truth is that there are (or WERE) many dual fans of both Clay and Kelly; there are those who are loyal Idol fans and there are fans like me who avidly support only Clay but who LOVE so many other contestants. When Clay's first single and full CD came out, the sales were phenominal so we know as an internet fanbase IT'S NOT JUST US doing the buying. No matter how it's spun, 13,000 people on the internet did NOT buy over 2.5 Million CDs. Same with Kelly's sales. The KCE and Soulful Ruben can show you where people admit to buying multiple Clay CDs but they don't mention that we can show where they did as well BUT it wasn't just them.
WHAT IF all the hatefulness spawned from the KCE has caused Kelly to lose those "dual" fans and those "Idol" fans? WHAT IF Clay's fans and Idol fans hadn't caught on to the lack of support shown for Ruben during the AI Tour by fans that were solely his..the ones who voted for him? The Soul(less) gals can spin it any way they want but I know for a fact that Clay's fans added signs for Ruben to take during the later tour stops and there was a concerted effort to buy 1 Ruben CD JUST to make sure that he hit that #1 spot on the charts. Again, I'm sure it wasn't JUST US but he sooo deserved to be atop that chart as with any Idol alumni. They can freaking "sang" and deserve support. WHAT IF there were dual fans in the Avril, Christina, Carrie and Leona bases?
WHAT IF this evil spawned from both internet fanbase sites caused the loss of support for Kelly and Ruben? Perhaps they should think about it. There are diehard fans of both Kelly and Clay, one of whom is Truth Rules, who aren't giving up on supporting both. Diehard fans of both feel the hurt when Clay is bashed and lied about but they also hurt when they see comments on message boards where the dual fans and Idol fans are pulling support from Kelly because of the KCE involvement with the tabloid media smear campaign. WHAT IF the dual Carrie, Avril and Christina fans no longer are Kelly fans because of KCE harassment and innuendo?
WHAT IF this is what happened to Ruben's popularity after his first CD? The Soul(less) gals didn't let up; Emach implicated Ruben's mother as a party to their first campaign and when they were found out there seemed to be a loss of support for Ruben.
WHAT IF Kelly's new CD tanks? It's been in some media that RCA will release only ARO 800,000 to 850,000 so that it ships under Platinum. That's about 600,000 more than RCA distributed to Soundscan outlets of Clay's ATDW CD the first week. It's bad enough that Clive sees fit to "punish" his money makers for thinking independently but it's 10 times worse when millions of people turn their backs on her because of something SHE is not directly responsible for?
WHAT IF...?
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Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Clay Nation Supports Joss Stone Charity
I was very impressed with Joss Stone the first time I saw and heard her belt out some jazz favorites when she was a young teen. Now she is 19 and follows the path of some of our favorite American Idols. Like Clay, she is desparate to do what she can to help those who need it. "A Little Bitty Tear Let Me Down" (Circa Burl Ives) when I saw this video. To those who can find charity in your hearts, please give to the Help Perez Foundation... and buy a Joss Stone CD to show your appreciation for her humanitarian efforts. Below is where you can view her most humble appeal (sniff, sniff*).
Help Perez Foundation
Help Perez Foundation
Monday, June 18, 2007
Abyss of The Dark Side vs The Force
In light of Darth Passion-Vader's blog in the Twilight Zone (I know it's one of those zones where the innuendo is rampant and the truth is deleted), we offer some hints of REALITY. This is a small list and will probably grow during the day so check back now and then for a link to a good read and insight to what REALLY happens.
Check out:
Truth-rules blog (Quick link provided)
http://www.flippinbirds.com/blog/
Check out:
Truth-rules blog (Quick link provided)
http://www.flippinbirds.com/blog/
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Chexxxy: Fan Extraordinaire
A few days ago I checked my sitemeter and noticed numerous (I mean numerous) hits from one particular fan board and, in asking around as to why we would be getting all these visits, someone mentioned that this blog had been linked over there. I asked..."Well, why?" This blog is not that well known; however, it does get a mention now and then from the swamp which makes me think that the person that linked here may be a regular reader of the swamp. I don't know. I won't point any fingers (that's how innuendo works).
Facts: Mods discussed and jointly decided that an article considered to NOT be from a credible source and which contained innuendo should be considered a "sighting" and should be posted where minors could read. The OFC TOU be damned! Fans (some who are parents of said minors) wanted the article removed and a heated debate ensued. I had no clue about it until well after it got heated and it got heated after a lot of pleading to remove the article went unheeded.
Had the person who linked this blog noticed and had others following the link noticed, that particular blog post didn't go up until after 3PM my time which would be after 6PM EST. There was no "planned attack"; the choice to use the word "mutiny" was mine because people, for the right reasons, wanted to "overthrow" (correct) a bad decision. To make a well respected fan a scapegoat by using MY choice of words as proof of the planning is connecting the dots in a very skewed manner. Nobody is responsible for what Swamp Man reports to the tabloids but him and it's to garner attention for HIMSELF (he didn't even get an honorable mention) which is why he "changed" what REALLY happened in his report to the crap tabloid journalist to HIS agenda. I think Chexxxy is owed an apology but that's my opinion
Humor of the day: The message board at OFC is back on track and going quite smoothly I hear. The fans are following Clay's advice; they've made their individual lists, checked them twice and put their 1% on ignore (what an extraordinarily wise young man). It seems to be working so for those whose posts are not receiving responses from 99% of the members........ guess what?
Parting thought for the day: Very little effort to bring 99% to 100% is needed. It's called respect for THE MAN in his own home. As always, I am optimistic that this can be accomplished.
Facts: Mods discussed and jointly decided that an article considered to NOT be from a credible source and which contained innuendo should be considered a "sighting" and should be posted where minors could read. The OFC TOU be damned! Fans (some who are parents of said minors) wanted the article removed and a heated debate ensued. I had no clue about it until well after it got heated and it got heated after a lot of pleading to remove the article went unheeded.
Had the person who linked this blog noticed and had others following the link noticed, that particular blog post didn't go up until after 3PM my time which would be after 6PM EST. There was no "planned attack"; the choice to use the word "mutiny" was mine because people, for the right reasons, wanted to "overthrow" (correct) a bad decision. To make a well respected fan a scapegoat by using MY choice of words as proof of the planning is connecting the dots in a very skewed manner. Nobody is responsible for what Swamp Man reports to the tabloids but him and it's to garner attention for HIMSELF (he didn't even get an honorable mention) which is why he "changed" what REALLY happened in his report to the crap tabloid journalist to HIS agenda. I think Chexxxy is owed an apology but that's my opinion
Humor of the day: The message board at OFC is back on track and going quite smoothly I hear. The fans are following Clay's advice; they've made their individual lists, checked them twice and put their 1% on ignore (what an extraordinarily wise young man). It seems to be working so for those whose posts are not receiving responses from 99% of the members........ guess what?
Parting thought for the day: Very little effort to bring 99% to 100% is needed. It's called respect for THE MAN in his own home. As always, I am optimistic that this can be accomplished.
Saturday, June 09, 2007
Phybil
WE INTERRUPT THE SNARK AND HUMOR FOR A GLANCE AT THE TRUTH. Please visit Chexxxy's and leave her a message or at least read:
http://chexxyspearls.blogspot.com/
Carry On
I have been doing a psychological study on JP for the last 18 months, and I have come up with some not so surprising findings:
JP = Sufferer of MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder)
JP = Phybil (Male equivolent of Sybil) And I think that would be a great name for him in the future, don't you?
Some of Phybil's Personalities have been identified, I have listed them below, and a partial description of their own disorders! I know, funny but Phybil has MPD, and his MPD's have issues too! Who would've thought??
So, for your viewing pleasure, here are the personalities and their conditions, in no particular order:
JP = Phybil, MPD
1. Clarus = Bisexual African American with Mother Issues, and EGO to the max, also a Dominant!
2. Corey = Biracial Latino/Latina (depending on his mood or the party!) and White. Is a submissive!
3. Chexxxy's Diaper = White woman missing many teeth, lives in a trailor with a lot of cats and is aspiring to be white trash. Vile. Bitter.
4. The Real Anon = White woman, is a Passive/Aggressive personality, wants C.A. to be gay, believes he is and will be crushed if she is wrong!
5. Go John & Clay = Male, gay and another MPD. Doesn't know if he is John or Clay, wants to be both. Wants to do himself, and is just confused all the time, and bitter about it!
6. WTF??? = White Skinhead, in the KKK and King Poobah of the Arian Nation!
7. ANON = Female Paranoid Schitzophrenic. Crackhead.
8. Anono = Male, Agressive and a troublemaker. Has no beef with anyone, just can't stand not being in a conflict when the bars are closed. Alcoholic.
10. Anonomys = Meek, Milquetoast Submissive. A male that wants to be a woman, technically a Transexual that wants to date himself. Frustrated.
11. Cambell = Likes soup.
12. TRA = Woman, delusional, thinks that she inveted the use of initials. Possibly Asexual, a virgin.
Now, as you can see, there is much conflict withing Phybil. In fact, I believe that each of his known personalities (there are more than likely more to be discovered) need medication, as does Phybil himself. He is a medical freak of nature as doctors don't really know how to medicate him without overmedicating him. Meds for one thing are not so good for others.
Keep this in mind when you see Phybil posting so much, and lets give him a round of applause for sometimes keeping the names straight!
Submitted by: Dr. Jekyll-Hyde
http://chexxyspearls.blogspot.com/
Carry On
I have been doing a psychological study on JP for the last 18 months, and I have come up with some not so surprising findings:
JP = Sufferer of MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder)
JP = Phybil (Male equivolent of Sybil) And I think that would be a great name for him in the future, don't you?
Some of Phybil's Personalities have been identified, I have listed them below, and a partial description of their own disorders! I know, funny but Phybil has MPD, and his MPD's have issues too! Who would've thought??
So, for your viewing pleasure, here are the personalities and their conditions, in no particular order:
JP = Phybil, MPD
1. Clarus = Bisexual African American with Mother Issues, and EGO to the max, also a Dominant!
2. Corey = Biracial Latino/Latina (depending on his mood or the party!) and White. Is a submissive!
3. Chexxxy's Diaper = White woman missing many teeth, lives in a trailor with a lot of cats and is aspiring to be white trash. Vile. Bitter.
4. The Real Anon = White woman, is a Passive/Aggressive personality, wants C.A. to be gay, believes he is and will be crushed if she is wrong!
5. Go John & Clay = Male, gay and another MPD. Doesn't know if he is John or Clay, wants to be both. Wants to do himself, and is just confused all the time, and bitter about it!
6. WTF??? = White Skinhead, in the KKK and King Poobah of the Arian Nation!
7. ANON = Female Paranoid Schitzophrenic. Crackhead.
8. Anono = Male, Agressive and a troublemaker. Has no beef with anyone, just can't stand not being in a conflict when the bars are closed. Alcoholic.
10. Anonomys = Meek, Milquetoast Submissive. A male that wants to be a woman, technically a Transexual that wants to date himself. Frustrated.
11. Cambell = Likes soup.
12. TRA = Woman, delusional, thinks that she inveted the use of initials. Possibly Asexual, a virgin.
Now, as you can see, there is much conflict withing Phybil. In fact, I believe that each of his known personalities (there are more than likely more to be discovered) need medication, as does Phybil himself. He is a medical freak of nature as doctors don't really know how to medicate him without overmedicating him. Meds for one thing are not so good for others.
Keep this in mind when you see Phybil posting so much, and lets give him a round of applause for sometimes keeping the names straight!
Submitted by: Dr. Jekyll-Hyde
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Dear Team Clay
Yesterday and today marked the pinnacle of unrest for the Clay Nation at the OFC. Fans were tired of the blatant protection extended to the haters and the OC (both involved in the creation and photoshopped tabloid smear campaign) by moderators who, in our opinion, are sympathetic to those who want to bash, sass, and spread rumors, innuendo and outright lies about Clay Aiken. Fans revolted and the message board got shut down. We, the fans, hope this is a positive step toward cleaning out the joint and retiring mods assisting those who want to push agendas.
The article that was (1) posted and (2) linked at the Official Fan Club was TABLOID which is against the TOU. That is 2 strikes against the mods. The article inferred that Clay was on his way to Paris to be a part of the gay swimming championships being held there (Strike 3). Judging from the fact that these mods continuously side with those who try to make the world believe that Clay is a "liar", a "hypocrite", an internet troll and gay it would be reasonable to believe that the moderators were fully aware of what they were posting and the furor it would cause. In the opinion of many, it was a deliberate attempt at perpetuating the ongoing character assassination.
By virtue of those under the Moderators' protection, the very lizard-like butt pirate who started the MESS has been given access to the OFC without paying and he has "lifted" private OFC material.
TC, I also submit this for your consideration: it is a sampling of who the Mods at the OFC protect:
"Chexxxy and her thugs need to face reality and that's plenty of Clay's fans think he is gay, and the thugs aren't going to change that, and those fans have a right to belong to his fan club, and post.
Chexxy and her ilk are shrinking in number day by day. Most everyone else sees the handwriting on the wall about Clay by now.
The article that was (1) posted and (2) linked at the Official Fan Club was TABLOID which is against the TOU. That is 2 strikes against the mods. The article inferred that Clay was on his way to Paris to be a part of the gay swimming championships being held there (Strike 3). Judging from the fact that these mods continuously side with those who try to make the world believe that Clay is a "liar", a "hypocrite", an internet troll and gay it would be reasonable to believe that the moderators were fully aware of what they were posting and the furor it would cause. In the opinion of many, it was a deliberate attempt at perpetuating the ongoing character assassination.
By virtue of those under the Moderators' protection, the very lizard-like butt pirate who started the MESS has been given access to the OFC without paying and he has "lifted" private OFC material.
TC, I also submit this for your consideration: it is a sampling of who the Mods at the OFC protect:
"Chexxxy and her thugs need to face reality and that's plenty of Clay's fans think he is gay, and the thugs aren't going to change that, and those fans have a right to belong to his fan club, and post.
Chexxy and her ilk are shrinking in number day by day. Most everyone else sees the handwriting on the wall about Clay by now.
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Mutiny by the Bountiful
There is another rumbling underground in Clay Nation and if there is justice in this world a little mutiny will be good for many souls. What has happened at the OFC the last few days has basically become the last straw in the fandom when it comes to the fight against a vicious smear campaign. Some of the suppliers, promoters, enablers and, for Christ's sake, instigators may find themselves on the outside for once instead of stirring the turd from the inside....OR...it will be a mass banning of actual fans who pay their money to enjoy Clay.
I am not a member and have refused to join the OFC until the haters, the OC with their agenda, and certain mods are gone; the sad part is that there are sooooo many just like me. The entire fandom knows that the group that goes by "Openly Clay" (OC) are not fans of Clay Aiken but are fans of a character in their fanfic and graphics which they present in boi on boi sexual situations. They have been a supply line to John Paulus both by association on his blog and by giving him access to their fanfic which he uses in many of his fairytales (no pun intended..well, let me think about it). The idiot media and others who believed this lying asshole would not know differently.
The long time members of the OC were the first to plant gay innuendo and outright lies on sites like DataLounge. Bina created the fiction about Clay and John Dahlstrom (hairdresser) and even after JD, himself, told her that Clay is straight and to leave them both alone, she continues and has others continue in her stead while she avoids the line of fire. Perhaps a little mutiny will see results and those associated with this particular message board will be ousted from the OFC.
Perhaps the haters will be ousted along with them and JP's supply line will be cut off from this source; however, the ousting needs to accompany the exit of some mods who have protected the OC, the haters and their agendas. These mods have banned, warned and abused the paying members who ARE fans and who have brought certain "proof" to their attention of the involvement of members who are only at the OFC to do as much damage as possible. The mods do creative editing whenever discord breaks out but they manage to leave the innuendo or lies of the OC and the haters (Soulful Ruben, KCE, stalkers and the Cafe of Bad Beans) while they delete vehement objections by fans of Clay Aiken.
Certain mods were originally on the RCA message board where the same tactics took place and they made sure that the message board became like a ghost town. Makes you wonder if they aren't getting a share of the payola used to fund the smear campaign.
It's a shame that a little fuckwad of a girl is permitted to come into Clay's house and bash him, bash religion and bash straight people then cry "homophobia" when fans get pissed. She repeatedly does a hit and run as a form of entertainment for herself and the OC yet she does not get banned. This really happened, folks, all because Clay will be doing a Christmas concert in a church this coming winter. If Clay Aiken was doing a concert from an outhouse his fans would be there; does this now mean that we are against those who take a shit where one can flush? Does not compute.
The above incident pissed some fans off but it was the mods' decision to post a tabloid article from a Canadian ragmag as a "sighting" laced with innuendo on the OFC thread that really has fans up in arms. Which is correct? They have said in the past that Admin and Clay approves everything they do... or "..a decision was made by the mods" to post the piece of shit tabloid article. One is a lie ladies. Pack it up and take the rest of the mods with you because if they are that ineffective to stop YOUR bullshit (and you know who you are), they shouldn't be at OFC either.
Good luck, Mutineers. You have my support.
Edited to add: Asswipe has copied my blog for his swamp blog. I'm flattered and he really gets ironic with his "rants" considering he lost touch with reality a long time ago. Funny how ageisms work their way into his prose. Here's my little ism: You little lizard faced frog, hopefully a few of your supply lines will be cut off. It'll match your dick.
I am not a member and have refused to join the OFC until the haters, the OC with their agenda, and certain mods are gone; the sad part is that there are sooooo many just like me. The entire fandom knows that the group that goes by "Openly Clay" (OC) are not fans of Clay Aiken but are fans of a character in their fanfic and graphics which they present in boi on boi sexual situations. They have been a supply line to John Paulus both by association on his blog and by giving him access to their fanfic which he uses in many of his fairytales (no pun intended..well, let me think about it). The idiot media and others who believed this lying asshole would not know differently.
The long time members of the OC were the first to plant gay innuendo and outright lies on sites like DataLounge. Bina created the fiction about Clay and John Dahlstrom (hairdresser) and even after JD, himself, told her that Clay is straight and to leave them both alone, she continues and has others continue in her stead while she avoids the line of fire. Perhaps a little mutiny will see results and those associated with this particular message board will be ousted from the OFC.
Perhaps the haters will be ousted along with them and JP's supply line will be cut off from this source; however, the ousting needs to accompany the exit of some mods who have protected the OC, the haters and their agendas. These mods have banned, warned and abused the paying members who ARE fans and who have brought certain "proof" to their attention of the involvement of members who are only at the OFC to do as much damage as possible. The mods do creative editing whenever discord breaks out but they manage to leave the innuendo or lies of the OC and the haters (Soulful Ruben, KCE, stalkers and the Cafe of Bad Beans) while they delete vehement objections by fans of Clay Aiken.
Certain mods were originally on the RCA message board where the same tactics took place and they made sure that the message board became like a ghost town. Makes you wonder if they aren't getting a share of the payola used to fund the smear campaign.
It's a shame that a little fuckwad of a girl is permitted to come into Clay's house and bash him, bash religion and bash straight people then cry "homophobia" when fans get pissed. She repeatedly does a hit and run as a form of entertainment for herself and the OC yet she does not get banned. This really happened, folks, all because Clay will be doing a Christmas concert in a church this coming winter. If Clay Aiken was doing a concert from an outhouse his fans would be there; does this now mean that we are against those who take a shit where one can flush? Does not compute.
The above incident pissed some fans off but it was the mods' decision to post a tabloid article from a Canadian ragmag as a "sighting" laced with innuendo on the OFC thread that really has fans up in arms. Which is correct? They have said in the past that Admin and Clay approves everything they do... or "..a decision was made by the mods" to post the piece of shit tabloid article. One is a lie ladies. Pack it up and take the rest of the mods with you because if they are that ineffective to stop YOUR bullshit (and you know who you are), they shouldn't be at OFC either.
Good luck, Mutineers. You have my support.
Edited to add: Asswipe has copied my blog for his swamp blog. I'm flattered and he really gets ironic with his "rants" considering he lost touch with reality a long time ago. Funny how ageisms work their way into his prose. Here's my little ism: You little lizard faced frog, hopefully a few of your supply lines will be cut off. It'll match your dick.
Friday, June 01, 2007
How to Convince the World That You Are an Idiot in 10 Easy Steps!
We need to take these lessons from that brilliant strategist, John Paul-ass.
1. Write a story, with help, or steal it from fanfic, about your imaginary tryst with a celebrity. Pick a day when you are sure the celebrity will not be visible to the world. After all, you don’t want to be caught with your bare ass hanging out and the whole world laughing at you.
2. Take your story to the tabloids. No need to worry about truth in the media. The tabloids know how to publish bullcrap without getting sued. All they have to do is sprinkle the words “alleged” and “the source claims”, and you have removed the blame and can’t be held responsible. If the source is a nut job, so much the better!
3. After the story runs in the tabloids, you have probably convinced the not-to-logical that the story is real. So, if you are smart, you sit back on your (well used and reamed) laurels. However, if you are John Paul-ass, and you are not very smart, you don’t do this
4. Go on every blog-site, shock jock radio show, and third rate interview that likes dirty stories, regardless of reality, and repeat your story, with all new frills each time. Make sure you add such things as different height for the person you met, time to the second when you were ordered to perform, a maintenance man that just appeared after you needed confirmation, and other on-the-spot details.
5. Start your own blog so you can continue to repeat your story over and over again, adding new details each time. Gather a group of ultra-gullible sycophants who will tell you how marvelous you are, even when your stories are getting crazier and crazier.
6. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that you are now having regular conversations with the celebrity that you tried to use for your instant fame as a porn star. The fact that only an idiot would believe this is not a problem for this group. They will believe ANYTHING.
7. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that all you ever wanted was an apology, and now the object of your smear campaign has apologized, so you are closing your blog. There does not seem to be any logic for this, since the object of the smear campaign has released his album, told the world the story was bullshit, and continued to ignore you, but this group will believe ANYTHING.
8. Reopen your blog. Admit to your ultra-gullible sycophants that you lied about the whole story. Next, change your mind and claim that you lied about the lie. It will not matter at all, this group will believe ANYTHING.
9. Admit, on your internet blog, that you are stalking the celebrity target of your smear campaign. After all, you are still trying to meet him, so if it takes criminal activity to do it, go for it!
10. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that friends and fans of the object of your smear campaign are in a secret club and communicating with the celebrity. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that these friends and fans in the secret club are then passing the information on to you. They will not remember, or will ignore the fact that you claimed you were in communication with the celebrity. The only people who will remember it, and all of the other crazy things you’ve said for 17 months, are the sane people who are laughing at you.
If you want to go over the top to step 11, you tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that you also had an affair with an A-list celebrity, and hint that it was George Cloony. Don’t worry that no one in their right mind would believe that GC would look at you, especially for two months. Your ultra-gullible sycophants will believe anything.
Written by a Clay Fan who will remain anonymous
1. Write a story, with help, or steal it from fanfic, about your imaginary tryst with a celebrity. Pick a day when you are sure the celebrity will not be visible to the world. After all, you don’t want to be caught with your bare ass hanging out and the whole world laughing at you.
2. Take your story to the tabloids. No need to worry about truth in the media. The tabloids know how to publish bullcrap without getting sued. All they have to do is sprinkle the words “alleged” and “the source claims”, and you have removed the blame and can’t be held responsible. If the source is a nut job, so much the better!
3. After the story runs in the tabloids, you have probably convinced the not-to-logical that the story is real. So, if you are smart, you sit back on your (well used and reamed) laurels. However, if you are John Paul-ass, and you are not very smart, you don’t do this
4. Go on every blog-site, shock jock radio show, and third rate interview that likes dirty stories, regardless of reality, and repeat your story, with all new frills each time. Make sure you add such things as different height for the person you met, time to the second when you were ordered to perform, a maintenance man that just appeared after you needed confirmation, and other on-the-spot details.
5. Start your own blog so you can continue to repeat your story over and over again, adding new details each time. Gather a group of ultra-gullible sycophants who will tell you how marvelous you are, even when your stories are getting crazier and crazier.
6. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that you are now having regular conversations with the celebrity that you tried to use for your instant fame as a porn star. The fact that only an idiot would believe this is not a problem for this group. They will believe ANYTHING.
7. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that all you ever wanted was an apology, and now the object of your smear campaign has apologized, so you are closing your blog. There does not seem to be any logic for this, since the object of the smear campaign has released his album, told the world the story was bullshit, and continued to ignore you, but this group will believe ANYTHING.
8. Reopen your blog. Admit to your ultra-gullible sycophants that you lied about the whole story. Next, change your mind and claim that you lied about the lie. It will not matter at all, this group will believe ANYTHING.
9. Admit, on your internet blog, that you are stalking the celebrity target of your smear campaign. After all, you are still trying to meet him, so if it takes criminal activity to do it, go for it!
10. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that friends and fans of the object of your smear campaign are in a secret club and communicating with the celebrity. Tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that these friends and fans in the secret club are then passing the information on to you. They will not remember, or will ignore the fact that you claimed you were in communication with the celebrity. The only people who will remember it, and all of the other crazy things you’ve said for 17 months, are the sane people who are laughing at you.
If you want to go over the top to step 11, you tell your ultra-gullible sycophants that you also had an affair with an A-list celebrity, and hint that it was George Cloony. Don’t worry that no one in their right mind would believe that GC would look at you, especially for two months. Your ultra-gullible sycophants will believe anything.
Written by a Clay Fan who will remain anonymous
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